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[khwxbeeda]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[khwxbeeda]

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

[khwxbeeda]

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

[khwxbeeda]

Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

[khwxbeeda]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[khwxbeeda]

Professors getting to decide when they're gonna take the final exam should be a crime punishable by torture.

Instead of the college authorities giving a set schedule, they've given the professors free rein over the exams of their subjects, which means I HAVE THREE FINAL EXAMS ON THE SAME DAY

No cause why.

At least I know that the major and minor will be held on set days. But those are just two subjects out of the ten I have to take THIS IS BULLSHITTTTTT

#amrut rambles #amrut goes to college #amrut is also going to raise an andolan in the office #what the fuck is this #please somebody save me

[khwxbeeda]

What the shIT-

windy.com- temperatures for the indian sub continent (30/03/2024)

[khwxbeeda]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[khwxbeeda]

get in the pokeball

im collecting marathi moots

upar aap toh amruta didi of madhu

The name's amrut but yes sure I'll happily get in the Pokéball

#amrut answers

[khwxbeeda]

So well done!! My talented little baby brother!!

Found my first ever sketchbook!!!

@tooflessshii @natures-marvel @kanha-sakhi @h0bg0blin-meat @tothemoonandbacklove @a-kiss-dev @unhattar-ka-ankada @khwxbeeda

[khwxbeeda]

One more person calling Shikhandi:

1. A masculine woman

2. Intersex

3. A trans woman

And I'll commit a hate crime I swear.

He was a trans man. He was just a dude. End of discussion.

[khwxbeeda]

ARE U THE PERSON WHO WROTE FEW CHAPS OF DOYH

Nopeeee but I'm glad you think I'm capable of writing so well

#amrut answers

[khwxbeeda]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <33

Thank you baby sksgsjsvksvdjs

#chiru in law #amrut answers #aksgsks youre so adorable ma douce

[khwxbeeda]

happy holi didi 🫂💗

Happy Holi ma petite! May the beginning of summer signify a flood of good luck for you! Play with colours and have a lot of fun okay

#chiru in law #amrut answers #man I wish I was with my friends i hate not being able to play at Holi

[khwxbeeda]

my life lately

आज-काल आयुष्य पण असे सहज चालले आहे रे. सांगू तरी कसे रे मी तुला? शब्दांमध्ये वर्णन माझ्या जीवनाचे करू तरी कसे?

सकाळी महाविद्यालयासमोर दररोज न चुकता मी थांबून त्या सोंचाफ्याचा वास घेते. दुपारी ग्रंथालयासमोरच्या बागेत मित्रांबरोबर मस्ती गोंधळ होतोच, आणि संध्याकाळी ते पुस्तक उघडून बसते मी खिडकीजवळ, चहा प्यायला. रात्री दिवा जळवते कारण परीक्षेचा अभ्यास करायचा असतो.

नदी वाहते आणि वेळ निघून जातो, आणि दोनिही कधी परत येत नाही.

आज-काल आयुष्य पण असे सहज चालले आहे रे. सांगू तरी कसे रे मी तुला? शब्दांमध्ये वर्णन माझ्या जीवनाचे करू तरी कसे?

#desiblr #desi tumblr #amrut rambles #desi aesthetic #desi academia #desi dark academia #indian aesthetic #amrut writes #indian academia #desi tag #marathiblr #marathi #marathi poetry #aesthetic writing #original writing

[khwxbeeda]

hi didi🤩🤩 kaise hoooo

Hi baccha! I’m good I’m good, slightly stressed because of exams but otherwise eh it’s fine

What about you ma petite how are you? You’re eating and sleeping well, I hope?

#chiru in law #amrut answers

[khwxbeeda]

I got into F1 because of fast car go vroom vroom but stayed for the whatever babygirl-but-daddy-but-brat-but-sir energy Charles Leclerc has got going on ykwim??

Charles text posts part 3/?

He's back on track in red! We cheer