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Antisocial Gremlin Kenma with his statement socks.....

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#this is so funny #i love the study and colors used #one piece art #one piece inspo

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“Spring 200-“

#jjk art #so pretty OP #yall really be showing out with art #jujutsu kaisen

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I love (and am actively ill over) the fact that ace canonically will not shut up about his lil guy. when jinbe found out ace’s brother was in impel down he was like OHHHHH LUFFY the kid in the strawhats you’re ALWAYS talking about. to luffy’s face he’s like “punk ass” but to everyone else he’s handing out school pictures from his wallet

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scar buddies

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oomf wanted a totoro x jjk crossover 🥹🌱

#THIS IS SO STINKING CUTE #they deserve this #look at those happy babies #jjk art

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#me making an entire blog for writing fics only #and then the manic energy calmed down and now im trying to rub sticks in my brain to keep going #the energy and motivation ebbs and flows so fast #aha ha he he #mental illness you get used to it #rambles

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tw: pregnant! fem reader + food + Gumi is five + fluff

When the front door opened, you could hear Megumi calling for you, his little feet pattering as he hurried toward the kitchen to find you.

"Momma!" He squealed, looking up at you with eyes that reminded you so much of his father.

Toji scooped up the little boy curling him to his chest as he kissed your head. "Be careful. She's carrying your little sister. Are you ready to be a big brother?" He asked his son glancing at you.

His look made you flush with warmth. Even after all these years, he still gave you butterflies, you know that first love feel all over again?

You gazed at him with a warm smile as you fed him some fruit, then a small piece for Megumi. "Some women at the store called daddy cute."

Your son dropped the bomb that Toji had been dreading on the car ride home. "Oh? Well, I don't blame her. Daddy is very handsome. What did he say?" You asked meeting Toji's stare off.

"I showed her my ring and said my very heavily sexy pregnant wife is at home waiting for me is what I said before we left the aisle." Your husband answered for Megumi nonchalantly.

You gasped and rolled your eyes playfully, your face warm as he shrugged and leaned in to let Megumi rub your belly feeling his sister kick.

Toji looked at you, his eyes searching yours as he smiled, one that you knew all too well. He didn't need to speak words when you understood him so well. "Are you two ready?"

Megumi nodded and wiggled out of Toji's arms to make a run for it to the backyard for the late summer picnic you three had every year.

Once alone, you looked at Toji, plating the fruit. "Good answer, by the way, baby." You told him with a wink before following after Megumi.

#loooooove #im such a sucker for soft toji #he wouldve been a good dad if he wasnt licherally traumatized #idk idk they can't make me hate you toji bear #jjk recs

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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

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𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 A lil drabble/ramble of a warm moment getting ready with your sweetie cutie baby Daichi

pairing: Sawamura Daichi x f!Reader genre: fluff, established relationship, playful banter

wc: 923 words

“Dai, have you seen my necklace?” The soft sound of footsteps can be heard down the hallway and within seconds your boyfriend is leaning against the doorway of the bathroom. Frame blocking out the doorway, his broad shoulders filling out the space. Mind wandering to the feeling of your hands running along the span of his back. Covering the expanse of muscle, the feel of your nails digging in lightly almost always eliciting a hiss from his sweet mou- “Earth to Y/N…hello?” Daichi’s voice shakes you out of your thoughts. Eyebrow quirked, unaware of the inappropriate thoughts his mere presence sinks you into. He brings a hand up after seeing your nod of acknowledgement. “First of all, which necklace? Secondly, where are you going, dressed like that, ma’am?” “The necklace you got me for our anniversary, also don’t play with me. You know tonight is Tsumu’s birthday dinner, I’m still upset about you being called in for a shift last minute.” Picking back up your eyeshadow brush, diffusing out your smoky eye without a glance behind you. Daichi and you had been re-scheduling your calendars for a month to make sure you could both go to your friend’s dinner. Not just for the sake of friendship and a great party, but because the consequences of not making it were catastrophic. 

Missing a life event or party of Atsumu’s, as a close friend, was like a category ten natural disaster. The Miya twin took promises really seriously, and would make all his friends promise to be there for life events like this. When folks can’t make it or bail without ample warning, he took it so personally. The complaints were the least of everyone’s concerns, if you hurt him enough, Atsumu gets petty to even the score. 

One year, Shoyo overslept after a late flight home from Argentina, which normally was understandable. But this had been an impromptu trip right before Atsumu’s birthday. Shoyo had promised him that everything would be fine and he’d be back on time. But after coming home he ended up sleeping almost an entire day, missing everyone’s calls and Atsumu’s party. Atsumu had reassured Shoyo he wasn’t angry, but vengeance hid behind that sweet smile. One month later, Atsumu tweeted out that the Jackals wing spiker was doing a surprise meet & greet and dropped Shoyo’s location. Right as he was on a date with a certain international pretty boy setter. The memories of the blog and fan shipping warfare afterwards was enough to send a shudder through you. Your boyfriend walked away with a groan, already hearing Atsumu’s complaints in his head. “He’s such a baby…” he grumbles re-entering the bathroom, necklace in hand. “My question still stands, the emphasis was on “dressed like THIS. Looking this good for Atsumu? Babe please.” With a click the necklace is on, laying perfectly with the v neckline of your dress, the light catching the gold pendant every now and then. Daichi rests his hand on your shoulder, hands wrapping around your waist to look at you through the mirror. Instinctually leaning back into his chest as you put your brush down. Hand coming up to ruffle his hair, “who’s being the baby right now” you chuckle seeing the smallest pout on his face. Sawamura Daichi has always been everyone’s rock, whether it was his captain days in high school, group leader during college projects, or even the youngest senior ranking police officer in his prefecture. Daichi is a leading force to be reckoned with. But with you, he’s soft, playful, and sometimes needy; a vulnerability that you cherish being able to experience.

Face tucked into your neck, pressing soft kisses to the soft where your shoulder connects, you feel his hum of appreciation rumble through into your head. “As long as I’m your baby.”

“Always.” 

You gently tug at his hair to get him to look at you to make sure he knows it to his core. There shouldn’t be any doubt, not even in a moment of neediness. Not even in a moment of joking around. He looks up at you with a sheepish smile, unwrapping himself and taking your hand to press a small kiss to your fingers.

“You look beautiful as always. That’s much too big a gift for Atsumu, but I hope you have fun.” He thinks for a second before adding “just don’t have too much fun without me” elbowing you gently while stepping back to let you finish up your makeup. He watches as you wrap up the last touches, eyes meeting as you pucker a kiss through the mirror. The smile on his face enough to set off the butterflies in your stomach.  “Try to finish up your shift early if you can, I know it’s never that easy but try.” He follows you out the bathroom as you head to the front door to put on your shoes.

“Awww you going to miss me?” He hands you your handbag and wraps his arm around your waist to pull you close.

You lean up to kiss him and open the door, turn around and cup his face. “Not for me baby, but to escape the wrath of Tsumu. He’s been sending the group chat threats nonstop since this morning. And you still haven’t told him you got called into work”. Daichi’s smile drops in a second, face pale as a ghost. With a wink you close the door behind you, giggling as you hear a thud and loud groan from behind the door.

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#self reblog #i love myself lol but also i love daichi #icymi #daichi x reader #haikyuu x y/n

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“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

#ok but this is perfect for my faves #satosugu #oihina #kurodai #honestly…also osamu

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hajime’s not smooth in the beginning stages of relationships, heart leadened with affection it makes him clumsy. but when he’s settled? when he finally finds his bearings?

oooooof.

you two could be on separate sides of a room full a people. he leans against a wall to take a breather from socializing. when your eye catches his, even through the din of the party, you hear him clearly.

come here, he mouths to you. the words are overly enunciated as his green eyes lock on yours in a captivating manner that forces your body to obey.

his stature straightens when you reach him, a hint of a smirk on his lips. a small cockiness he only lets you see because yes, he’s always been capable, but to everyone else, he holds it humbly.

you know that not to be true. there’s confidence in everything he pursues, including you.

he says something again, but it’s all too soft in the commotion.

“what?” you ask, leaning closer.

it’s a ploy, you realize. hajime pulls you into a kiss. rough and dizzying. he tilts his head slightly to pull you deeper and your hands grip at his shirt for some sort of anchor in this wave of lust his thrown you into.

he looks all too satisfied when you separate.

“you could have just asked.”

shaking his head, he disagrees while placing your palm to his chest, “can’t. you make me too nervous.”

#UMMMMMM yes amazing #perfect #will cry #i love you hajime #give me one chance #this was amazing #hq recs

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when men teach you how to do something as they stand behind you, it means they want to fuck.

miya osamu wants to make you his.

it’s oh so notable as he stands behind you in onigiri miya — his arms wrapped around you to show you how to mold the rice, his words rough around the edges in your ear.

“yeah, like that — good girl.”

maybe you want to fuck him, too.

#licherally.....losing my mind at this #love this so much #this is so south indian coded #i love it #osamu the man that you are babe #hq inspo

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Daichi is the eldest in his family with four younger siblings (canon), with four younger siblings. Which really all adds up to why he's so...the definition of responsible. But that got me thinking to a different direction he could go... Eldest!Daichi who was taking care of his baby siblings while he was a baby too. Learning how to change diapers and help his mom rock the babies back to sleep carefully.

Eldest!Daichi who learned how to cook early so he could help make breakfasts and lunches for the kids so his parents wouldn't worry.

Eldest!Daichi who went to all his siblings sports matches or sat down to help with their homework since he went through the grades first.

Eldest!Daichi who taught all his younger siblings how to ride on bikes after taking the training wheels off. Promising them he wouldn't let go and he never did. Until they were fully balanced and off on their own. Eldest!Daichi who felt like he could never be weak or unsure in front of anyone. Especially because he was also the strong one in his friend group and needed to be there to take care of them. Eldest!Daichi who hated being called the "dad" of the friend group but didn't want to say anything to anyone. Because he didn't want them to be hurt, even though he hated the joke. I mean he's just a regular high school kid like them.

Eldest!Daichi getting into his first relationship in college and it getting serious really quickly. But things ending badly because his partner wanted kids and Daichi put his foot completely down. Eldest!Daichi holding strong opinions against having kids because he knew what a large sacrifice having them actually was. And he didn't feel ready just because he was getting older. This ended up being a pretty big thorn in most of his relationships. Eldest!Daichi not knowing what being taken care of meant until you came into his life. Someone who finally fought him to say love is about being there for each other not just handling everything.

Eldest!Daichi feeling a love he's never felt before watching you immediately get along with his siblings and seamlessly fitting into everyone's life. Being shocked when you see he has his hands full with the youngest ones so you get up to go pick up the others from a sleepover.

Eldest!Daichi watching you bond really well with his younger sisters, giving them really good advice as they navigate being pre-teens and teens. He would take pictures when all three of you decided to match, making that his phone wall paper.

Eldest!Daichi listening in shock when you share stories about how his mom was apparently always worried about him when he was young because he got sick often. How she would make his favorite dishes and that she was nervous to have more kids in case it took away attention from him but that he was such a perfect kid. He had completely forgotten those memories. Eldest!Daichi coming straight to you for cuddles after having a particularly bad fight with his younger brother over something ridiculous. But he had accidentally said something really harsh. Hearing you out when you said to make amends because that's family. Eldest!Daichi being more honest and leaning on his family more whenever he needed help. Because every time he needed someone you were always there to catch him. Reminding him that he's human and needs his people. Eldest!Daichi re-thinking all his life decisions watching you wrestle with his nieces and nephews during a family party. The sight of you blowing raspberries on his niece's belly and hearing you both giggle sets off every nerve in his brain.

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Eldest!Daichi making a mental note that he likes some nicknames, when he hears you moan out Daddy real sweet into his ears. He's got your legs hooked over his shoulders, pushed deep in you. Hand over your stomach pushing down where he feels his tip hitting. Gasps of asking for more spilling out of your sweet mouth. He's still got time before becoming a dad for real but no harm in practicing until then.

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#reblogging my own #kewpie thots #there’s a traumatized eldest sibling relating to this #I’m the youngest but basically raised my family #aha ha love life #haikyuu headcanons #mdni

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pocket-mon ~ heart ~ part of my pocket-mon series ~ sleeping cleffable makes me so happy

#this is so cute #Im blasting this artist on all my blogs #pokemon art

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ATSUMU that’s it, just him

#i laugh at this every time I see it #also my brain is so wired to think of toge everytime i see something about saying kms #lmaooo ok but imagine the two in one world.... #hq inspo

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Thanks @that-student-that-has-homework, this was fun! I love DnD, I am always playing a rogue tortured character. We will not psychoanalyze whatever that means aha ha he he

I don't have many mutuals that I know well on here to tag, so if folks are interested in something like this feel free to add on, perhaps if yall like @seiwas @sunshinescribes

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

#dnd inspiration #join along add on if you'd like