kellythebearcat

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It’s August and do you know what that means? Next month is September also known as the arrival of fall and the season in which my heart and soul can at last be at ease!

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Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

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whatever at least I give good head

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im hlasdfjklk;jdfs

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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

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i feel like people hate abstract art not because its “ugly” or “a thing a kid can make” but because all the well known abstract artists are pretentious assholes who think theyre soooooo galaxy brain for making bad art because it “challenges what art is” or some bullshit and we just hate their guts

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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

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this is peak Craigslist

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“I am in the process of becoming a better version of myself.”

— Unknown

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when u gotta wait for ur deads to decompose

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If this resonates with you at all PLEASE, for your benefit, go read this tweet thread on “fawning”

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honestly there is nothing more calming n comforting than falling asleep to the sound of rain outside your bedroom window