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big if true
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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I am losing it at this image on Wikipedia for static electricity
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look at that Expression Of Resignation To Fate
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jesus these cutscenes are REALLY long
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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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My friend is organising for their family to evacuate Gaza.
Please share and contribute if possible!
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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Do y'all ever think about how cool it is that art inspires other art inspires other art inspires other art in an endless cycle
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You don’t say.
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”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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