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We just have to wait until Thursday. That’s when all these unfortunate events will be over and I go back to the real love of my life.

#👍👍👍

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I made this post around a year ago as an AU/headcanon thingy.

I am still recovering from learning that it CAME TRUE!!

They're together! It's official!

20Biteen has struck!

He was looking for his partner but he found someone else.

Someone better.

#its a shame Charles never appeared in the episode #but its great to know hes left sir and found jerome #i hope totally_a_nurse_lucroft has seen this #i dont think their account is here anymore #but they were the og Charome shipper #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #jerome squalor #charles #charles squalor #the miserable mill #ship #charles / jerome #the penultimate peril

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The Addams Family Adopt the Baudelaires - Headcanons

trust’s note: i saw a post where someone recommended an au where the baudelaires get adopted by the addams family, sooooo

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-when count olaf first hears about it, he laughs

-because he’d already killed so many people before and taken them down. what was another four?

-but then him and his associates arrive at the house and everyone else is just,,, gone

-like “we’ll meet you at the next guardian’s house”

-because they’re not trying to die

-and when the baudelaires first arrive, klaus is like “nope”

-because the house is already really intimidating and the last time they saw a house as bad as this, it was count olaf’s

-and violet is still really scared but she’s convinced herself that it was going to be fine and that they really had no other choice, because some protection from count olaf was better than none

-scared sh*tless when they actually meet gomez and morticia because holy crap they’re tall and actually really pale and they’re wearing all black are they vampires violet i think they’re vampires vIOLET

-start calming down when they see wednesday and pugsley, because that probably means that they’re actually good with kids and they’re not just after their fortune

-sunny says soemthing about how creepy they all are and morticia immediately understands her

-“sodneosnosjf” “that’s particularly rude”

-the banker thinks they’re a bad excuse for a guardian but the baudelaires drown it out because what does he know?

-the addams family is actually really nice to them and wednesday, sunny and violet bond over shared interest of inventions (except wednesday’s ideas are hella dark, of course)

-gomez brings klaus to their library and oh my god this boy is aMAZED

-“a library is like an island in a vast sea of ignorance” “you want to go to an island??? im afraid we cant do that. wednesday can’t swim.” “wait no–”

-count olaf first tries to get into their house by disguising himself as a plumber

-wednesday opens the door looking hella bored as she listens to him try to explain himself

-slams the door in his face mid-sentence

-his next effort is to try and chase after pugsley on his way to school.

-he poisons one of his sandwiches when he leaves it unattended, and hides behind a bush when he comes back

-when pugsley doesnt die and just keeps eating the sandwich hes like ?????????

-did i grab the wrong sandwich?????? is he eating the wrong sandwich?????

-yeah no it’s the right sandwich

-he straight up cLIMBS ONTO THE BALCONY AT ONE POINT AND BREAKS INTO MORTICIA AND GOMEZ’S BEDROOM AND STABS GOMEZ IN THE STOMACH AND HE??? DOESN’T EVEN FLINCH??????

-yeah hes thrown off the balcony and ends up breaking his arm after that

-this boy comes back a fOURTH. TIME.

-this time the addams actually invite him in for dinner

-and the baudelaires are like wHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT NO STOP THAT

-they don’t stop that

-the addams are making casual conversation and wednesday eventually gets bored and pours poison into his drink

-“violet, sunny, klaus, please go to your rooms. we have some business to take care of”

-liTERALLY WHILE HE WAS DYING

-they cry when the addams finally finish out the paperwork

-“violet, klaus, and sunny addams”

-the baudelaires live a happy and pleasant life with the addams family because that’s what they deserved from the beginning and you can’t convince me otherwise bye

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Part 2 of ASOUE Instagram aesthetics. 

VFD: the Fire-Fighting Side

Also: embracing the gay

#asoue #asoue edit #vfd #montgomery montgomery #josephine anwhistle #charles #beatrice baudelaire #the duchess of winnipeg #lemony snicket #jacques snicket #kit snicket #a series of unfortunate events

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“He’s a sweetheart once you get past the fact he is a horrible person.”

— Charles on Sir

#so true it hurts #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #charles #sir #quote

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Honestly Charles is so lucky to be alive.

Daniel Handler has a nasty habit of killing off the nicest guardians that actually care about the Baudelaires.

The way the guardians are killed also have a twisted irony to them.

Monty, the herpetologist, is killed by snake venom.

Josephine is killed by the same leeches that killed her husband.

So to have the owner of a lumber mill killed by a wood saw would make sense. But he's spared.

Let's all appreciate our gay omelet man for defying the odds and staying alive.

I just hope he makes it through Penultimate Peril with the same luck....

#a series of unfortunate events

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I see no difference.

#loyal gay man #evil gay boss #one gay bike #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #charles #sir #charles/sir #sir/charles #the Miserable mill #dr orwell #count olaf #georgina orwell #Shirley St. Ives #Shirley T. Sinoit-Pécer #lucky smells lumbermill #the simpsons #monty burns #mr burns #waylon smithers #burnsmithers #gay

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It was great at the very start...

#a series of unfortunate events #ASOUE #asoue charles #asoue sir #asoue spoilers #sir/Charles #Charles/sir #gay #slash #black and wihite #scared to be lonely #AMV

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Me: Think positive thoughts.

Also me: Charles is fully aware that Sir is not a good person but still goes to look for him because he is completely in love with him and has nowhere else to go.

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #charles #sir #the miserable mill #gay #sad

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a little gift for @totally-a-nurse-lucafont

and also all jerome/charles shippers of course!! ♡ and yes jerome is crying i may or may not post a short drabble to go with this as well

#love love live #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #charles #charles / jerome #jerome squalor

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i promised them earlier so here they are! jerome/charles headcanons!

Charles is the one to confess his feelings to Jerome first. Jerome does not believe him at first, because after Esme cheated on him he did not believe he was lovable to anyone. 2 weeks later, Jerome takes the chance anyways (though he’s petrified) and asks Charles out on their first date. Jerome’s first real date.

Unlike Jerome’s outings with his ex-wife, Jerome and Charles go somewhere private and small, more interested in spending time with one another than the location of their date. They have a great time.

Charles suffers from PTSD after the saw incident [during the miserable mill]. He also suffers from a lot of nightmares. Jerome gives Charles all the love and support in the world through all of this.

Charles calls Jerome “Jer-bear” quite frequently.

Jerome swoons hardcore over Charles’ accent and gets all gushy.

Charles thinks stripes look very attractive on Jerome and loves when he wears his pin-striped suits a lot.

After busy days out, Jerome and Charles make tea and cocoa and cuddle on the couch together in their pajamas by a fireplace, talking about what their future together will be like together.

Jerome sometimes stares at Charles while he sleeps and tears up because he can’t believe he’s actually with someone so loving and kind. “How is this not a dream? Did i die and go to Heaven?”

Charles loves to cook, especially for Jerome. Jerome has personal chefs so he’s never learned to cook for him. One day he wants to cook for Charles and makes a gigantic mess in the kitchen trying to do so.

Before making a decision as a couple, Jerome makes a point to ask for Charles’ opinion first. This is a huge change from the dynamic between Sir and Charles, and a huge adjustment for him.

After Esme cheated on and used Jerome, he’s become afraid of proposing to Charles. 7 months into dating, Charles buys a ring and proposes to him over one of their regular brunch outtings.

Charles takes the Squalor name when he marries Jerome. Deep down Charles is bummed out knowing Esme still uses the last name as well, but Jerome frequently tries to make him feel better about it.

Jerome is a really proud husband. He loves PDA and telling others that Charles is his husband. Charles is shy about it, but deep down is very flattered Jerome loves him this much. He fees the same way.

Jerome and Charles never end up dating or marrying anyone else in their entire lives since they have no need to do so anymore. They’re madly in love. They end up growing old together, happily married.

#this is what im here for #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #jerome x charles #jerome squalor #asoue charles

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He was looking for his partner but he found someone else.

Someone better.

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #jerome squalor #charles #the miserable mill #the ersatz elevator #ship #gif #gay #charles / jerome