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David Foster Wallace correctly predicts Netflix binging in 1996.

Everyone’s experience of this sort of thing is different. But for myself, I have found that since I emerged from the internet-based hibernation of my 20s and replaced a lot of my TV and video game consumption with live theatre and dance and city exploration and concerts and burlesque and parties, I am happier and more satisfied with existence than I have ever been in my life.

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Quantum Leap as text posts

#quantum leap #real

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if you put their spines together they’d make an ellipse

#ds9 #i’m in this photo and i don’t like it

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marianne & heloïse + kisses

#portrait of a lady on fire

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Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

#tos

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johnlock did nothing wrong. bbc sherlock or the writers may have, so whatever, bully them if you must. the fans may be annoying. but johnlock must be protected. do you know how blue their balls have been for the past century. do you know what it’s like to be the most reincarnated and adapted characters of all time, only to have zero gay onscreen mainstream adaptations so far. these fictional white men feel real pain. the pain of dying over and over again without getting to say i love you and the pain of the bursting blue balls, as i mentioned. they have suffered enough

#😭😭😭😭

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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

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#2009 😭

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