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So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

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You can only reblog this today.

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there is this post that i Think came from reddit (here) about getting in a van with these groups of people. nami’s van is the right answer btw

#one piece #art

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insert shouting YOU’RE MY FRIEND!! YOU’RE MY FRIEND!!

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Diluc *beats the monsters that Y/n brought* : Now, about your time out.

Y/n : I will not flee without putting up a fight!

Traveller : Diluc! Be nice with her, she's only a child!

Y/n : I am the best Abyss mage existing! Dread my power!

*Y/n use her elementary skill but being inexperienced, she takes the after blow*

Y/n *sniffles* : Outch.

Diluc : Are you okay? It was quite powerful. Are you hurt?

Y/n : I'm *hic* I'm fine. I don't want a human to pity me. *sniff*

Diluc : Let's get to Moonstad to treat your injuries. You're clearly wounded.

Y/n *cries* : I'm the worst abyss mage ever!

Paimon: Don't say that. You're like, 6?

Y/n : I'm 7!

Diluc : Having a vision this early in your life is proof that you're skilled in magic. You're still a child though, it's normal that you don't master them yet. It took time and hard work.

Paimon : He's right. And to be honest, you're the strongest 7 years old mage I ever seen.

Y/n : Really?

Traveller : Of course. Your elementary skill was really dashing.

Diluc : Now, let's get your wounds treated.

Y/n : Okay...

Diluc : And after that, you will have time to reflect on your actions in your solitary cell.

Y/n : What!? No!

Diluc : I told you that you will get a time out.

Traveller : Don't worry. You will not be alone. This cell is often occupied by someone, who I think, you will adore.

Jean: why do I hear more explosions than usual Diluc

Diluc: I might’ve made a mistake by introducing Klee to someone else with a pension for violence

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Cyno and Y/n are at Sumeru.

Cyno : We're here. Cy-now.

Y/n *giggles* : It's so cool here!

Tighnari : Cyno, you finally returned. Who's that child?

Y/n : I am Y/n hu- uh. *Look at his ears*

Tighnari : Everything is alright?

Y/n : It's so cute! *make grabby hands to touch his ears* Can I touch them?

Tighnari : *taken aback* N- No! They are very sensitive. And I'm not a dog that you can pet.

Cyno : Don't be sad Y/n. Let's go bark to the dogtor to treat your hounds.

Tighnari : Cyno. Please, for the love of the sevens, stop with those puns.

Y/n *laughs* : Stop! I can't stop laughing! And it's hard to breath!

Y/n; for letting me pet thy ears you shall be sparred

Tighnari: cyno where do you find this child?!

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I imagine when people learn that Y/n is an Abyss mage.

Y/n *leads a little group of monsters to Diluc's domain* : Kekekeke. You're finished humans!

Paimon : Monsters! Lead by Y/n!? She's an Abyss mage?! But how?

Y/n : I said I was one all those months ago! But you never took me seriously. It will be your doom! Kekekeke.

Diluc *prepare his weapon* : I think it's time for you to be on time out.

Paimon: are you gonna kill them?!?

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Abyss mage reader is in Sumeru desert.

Y/n : It's so hot here... Why this strange human and his floating pet had to go here?

Y/n trip and fall all the way down.

Y/n : Outch. *tearing* It hurts. *cries* I hate this desert! I hate hot places! And I hate sand!

Cyno : Hey little one, are you okay? Did you get hurt?

Y/n : Go away human! I don't need help from creatures like you!

Cyno : Calm down. I will not hurt you. I want to help. Can you move your legs.

Y/n : Yes, but it hurts.

Cyno : I see. I will bring you to Sumeru, then we will get you treated.

Y/n *open her eyes* : Okay. *Look at Cyno and sees his outfit* Dog.

Cyno : Excuse me?

Y/n : You have a dog head. I like it.

Cyno : Really? I'm glad it doesn't scare you. I wouldn't want you to running ahoo-way.

Y/n : ... Pfffff- Ahahahaha!

Y/n rolls on the ground, laughing.

Y/n: I shall spare you

Cyno: Aw, that doesn’t sound threatening at all

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Abyss mage reader pouting after failing to scare humans again.

Abyss mage : Y/n, are you ok?

Y/n : Am I a good abyss order mage father?

Abyss mage : Of course you are.

Y/n : But no human fears me... They all find me cute...

Abyss mage : But you are the cutest little one.

Y/n : But I want them to fear me! Not fawn over me!

Abyss mage : You can always use your cuteness against them.

Y/n : How?

Abyss mage : You can infiltrate them. Make them think you are a little human who likes to disguise as an Abyss mage. And they will give you everything we need to bring them down.

Y/n : It's a master plan Father! I'll go to Moonstad to spy them!

Abyss mage: awww they grown up so fast when eating to take down a nation 🥰

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Abyss mage reader *taking a walk in Moonstad*

Y/n *thinks* : Those humans are idiots. They haven't realised that an Abyss mage is walking in their city. I can plot my next move easily kekekeke.

Kaeya : Hello little one. Aren't you a cute abyss mage? If only all of the abyss order can be this cute.

Y/n : I'm not cute, one eye! I'm a powerful Abyss mage! You should be shaking in fear!

Kaeya: Oh my! So scary! I will be zapped to death by a abyss kitty.

Y/n *speak in the Abyss' language* : You Cyclops asshole!

Kaeya *speak in the same language* : You are quite vulgar for a little child.

Y/n *speak normally* : You, human, can understand me!?

Kaeya : Of course. I'm quite the polyglot.

Y/n:…show your other eye

Kaeya: what no!

Y/n: I’m gonna see it whether you want it or not!.

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Abyss mage reader with Diluc.

Diluc *at his domain* : A peaceful day. No abyss order attack. That's strange.

Y/n *jump in front of Diluc* : Kekekeke! FOOOOOL!

Diluc *look at this strange child who's wearing abyss mage robes* : Nice disguise little one. But you should be careful. Someone might mistake you as a abyss mage.

Y/n : I am Y/n! Mage of the abyss! I will roast you with my electro powers!

Diluc : That's cute. But go play somewhere else. I'm busy.

Y/n : I'm not playing! I'm fighting you! Fear me human!

Diluc *sighs* : Okay. Do your best.

Y/n : Kekeke. Foolish man! I will destroy you!

*Y/n tries to cast an electro spell, but just create little sparkles*

Diluc : Impressive. I think I felt a little tingle.

Y/n *runs away, crying* : I'll get my revenge! Meanie!

Diluc: ok let’s get you home to your parents-

Y/n: foolish mortal!, you’ve feel for my trap! Get him father!

Abyss mage appears: kekeke great trap my little mage!, you’ve done great

Y/n: really!

Abyss mage: why yes of course you did

Diluc watches as the abyss mage coddles y/n with affection and is left confused to whether he should fight or just leave:….

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Dragon Lord Y/n smelling a dragon in Liyue's Harbour.

Y/n *sniff* : There's another dragon here.

Paimon : Is it another of your people wanting to bring you back?

Y/n: No. This smell is different. It's a, how to say... like it is from Celestia. A god dragon.

Paimon : Dragons have gods?

Y/n: Not really. But there is a kink of dragon who lives in Celestia.

Traveller: Don't you mistake it with the general dragon smell infusing this land? Because of the dragon of the legend.

Y/n: Maybe. Even if it's fresh, it's an old smell. Like an old, very old, elderly man.

Zhongli who heard the conversation *mumbles*: Respect your elders. I don't smell like this...

Y/n: they smell older than dirt, like reall ancient to the point a breeze would make them crumble kinda old- Zhongli you ok?

Zhongli clutching his heart with the comments they just said stabbed into his heart: fine…I’m fine

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Imagine in Genshin impact that a baby reader is raised by abyss mages. She's now 6 and is dressed like them, but without the mask (face?) they wear.

She will be like "I'm a abyss mage! Fear me humans!"

But everyone finds her cute.

She tried to fight Diluc many times but never wins. And ran away each time, swearing revenge.

Honesty abyss mages are adorable tbh

I know this is supposed to be fluffy but I had angst idea that y/n is a descendant of someone from Khaenri'ah and the mages take them in cause of that and possibly cause they retain memories from their former lives of having families and children.

Perhaps one of the mages is even their ancestor who takes to raising their descendant who lost their parents to some sort of bandit attack.

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Imagine child dragon Lord reader's powers being Geo and Pyro.

She has a second stomach where she digests rocks and other no biological things and the nature of the mix depend on what she ingested and in which proportion.

One day she broke something in the cathedral of Moonstad and, in panic, glue it back together with a mix that texture is like glue. But elemental and dangerous glue.

I imagine the nuns seeing the artefact with repair traces and emitting strange elemental vibes.

Y/n with duck tape and super glue; aught that didn’t work…I’m gonna have to wing this literally

*later*

Rosaria seeing the “fixed” item:……..I’m betting Venti did this

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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

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Peak is coming back this week

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Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke and Y/n after getting dressed up for sneaking in Yoshiwara.

Uzui : ... Beside Y/n, I'm scared that your cover won't fool anyone.

Inosuke : Y/n is a very girly guy. It's normal he can pose up as a woman. He's not very manly.

Y/n : I'M A GIRL IDIOT!

Inozuke : Wait! Really?! But you don't look like a girl at all!

Tanjiro : It's pretty obvious that she's a girl.

Inosuke: If you're a girl, why are you hard to the touch? Girls are soft and squishy! You're as hard as a rock!

Y/n : I'm strong because of my training! It's muscles!

Inosuke: And where are your boobs huh?! *pat her chest* See! There is nothing! You're a guy I'm sure of it!

Tanjiro and Zenitsu *chocked by Inosuke's doings* : STOP INOSUKE!

Uzui: looks like tonight we’re having pork

Tanjiro: please don’t kill him-