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Rebelcaptain but it’s Laputa: Castle in the Sky

#star wars #rogue one #rebelcaptain #cassian andor #jyn erso #jyn x cassian #.m #saw gerrera is obviously the crazy old pirate lady

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I fully understand that the preponderance of evidence is that George Lucas put absolutely zero thought into what Naboo’s culture was actually supposed to look like outside of what we see on screen, but as far as unintentionally effective worldbuilding goes, establishing that Naboo a. has a tradition of electing literal children as figurehead rulers of its planetary government, and b. apparently also has a tradition of assassinating these children with sufficient frequency that dressing up a bunch of other children as decoy targets has become standard operating procedure by the time of Padmé Amidala’s reign suggests that maybe the fact that this random backwater is a breeding ground for Sith Lords isn’t as unlikely as it initially appears.

#star wars

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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly

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thinking more about authorial insecurity in fiction... it truly is frustrating to me when an author is clearly ashamed of their own premises, or is preemptively responding to imagined criticism. this is where you get a lot of unfunny humor about how stupid genre conventions are and how Unrealistic fantastical/speculative elements are. like ultimately the reason that authors undercut and overexplain their own works is because they're insecure about audience reaction and want to get ahead of the haters by proclaiming that they're Not Cringe. this will not work because I, the ultimate hater, will eventually find them and make one million posts about how much I despise irony poisoning

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i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

#english (as in literature) and history!

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shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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Another WIP update!! I set out to write a pwp but it’s now looking like it’s going to be a 10,000 word character study lol

#they still fuck at the end though don’t get it twisted #cassluthen #.m

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#nature

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baby, why don’t you come over? 🍷

#chappell roan #art

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"taylor swift is appropriating addiction" "taylor swift is really struggling behind the scenes" i think taylor swift needs to get very publicly and messily addicted to psychedelics and start making critically panned weird experimental albums like famous musicians used to. we used to be a real country

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personally if i accidentally came out via gay joke at the fan convention i would not keep doing gay jokes at the fan convention. but misha foot in mouths georg who lives at the convention and makes over 10000 gay jokes a day....

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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

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MY DEAREST BROTHER

#dune

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MIKE FAIST Challengers Video Diaries

#OMG HIIIIII #mike faist #film

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media