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@rabiesram, came across this audio on TikTok and these two popped into my head so I decided to make this, apologies it’s so amateurish, but I hope it gets a chuckle out of you. :)

#cotl ratoo #Ullr the lynx

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Ratau at Lamb rn

do,.... you think...he can watch lamb from up there on the edges of the cliff. he keep tabs on his kiddo...ough

#cotl meme

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Shush, he’s perfect.

man has no fashion sense more at 11

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ratoo doodle page

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Just finished GOWR and I swear to god, if Kratos doesn’t have some other badass title by the next game like “he who made lighting cold” or “all father’s bane” imma be mad. No hate on the title “Ghost of Sparta” but the man’s already cut down 2 pantheons and for it he deserves another.

#gow ragnarok #kratos

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To anybody who chose this one,

I’m sorry but I must declare that your new theme song is this.

#pokemon #quaquaval #Spotify

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YES THE BROTHERS MY BELOVED.

I have a small headcannon that the brothers were on their own fairly young and Ratoo raised Ratau. Their distance only happened after Ratau become a vessel for the crown. Also excuse to draw baby Ratau,,

#op theyre perfect #fav

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Anyone else hate when it’s cold out and your glasses start to give you a demo of cataracts?

#glasses

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Y E S S S >:)

A little something for Ratau, I totally don’t have nefarious intentions when presenting this little gift :)

nonononNONONONOONONO-

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I find it saddening that creepypastas have sort of faded out. I miss the early 2010s browsing the internet late at night looking for the next story that’ll make me anxiously look at my open door over and over again but being too much of a coward to get up and close it.

#creepypasta #nostalgia

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The Atlas Cycle

Disclaimer: Short story practice, apologies for length.

You are a soldier in the golden years of the Roman Empire and you are a legend in the making. You’ve slain armies, moved mountains, killed the most unholy of beasts even the gods not lay their eyes upon. You have a beautiful wife and several children, each warriors in their own right. Then finally, the gods themselves come to you with a proposition, one final challenge before you become a god yourself. That challenge is to take Atlas’s place and hold the entire world on your shoulders for a single day. You jump at the offer and gladly make the journey to see Atlas himself. Upon arrival and first seeing his massive form, you shout at him, “Atlas! I’ve been sent by the gods to hold the world in my arms by the rise of the sun until the fall of the moon!” He looks you up and down, then nods his head with great exhaustion. You carefully take the world in your arms and set it on your shoulders, the weight is… expected. Once getting in the stance Atlas was in, the weight is disputed quite evenly and you currently have no worries of tipping or it rolling off. After a few moments, Atlas looks at you and wordlessly turns away… and starts walking. You call after him and remind him that you are still only mortal, and while you stand strongly now, you won’t be able to hold forever. His pace doesn’t change. He still walks away shakily, threatening to tip over with every step, but he doesn’t stop or slow. He keeps walking… with every further step your heart sinks deeper and deeper into depths you never knew possible. You see his outline shrink and shrink, you prayed to every god born from Cronus that his shape would stop on the horizon…But it didn’t. You worry more with every passing second, the sun reaches the other end of the horizon and most of your strength remains, but you feel like something is eating you from the inside. When the moon starts to reach its edge of the sky, much of your strength is sapped and you stare at the edge of the horizon, hoping that Atlas’s form would appear though you knew it wouldn’t. You spent another day with the world on your back…Then another night…Then another day. All of your bones and muscles scream for mercy. They shake violently and threaten to give out every moment. You curse Atlas’s name and hope the gods send him to the darkest depths of the House of Hades- the gods! Where were they?! Why haven’t they come to check that you had completed the challenge? You start to curse them too .Time marches onward and you stand, not strongly, but you stand. You think of your wife and children, your brothers in arms and your closest friends. That reinforces your body somewhat, but not much. Time marches forward yet. Days, weeks, months, years pass. Somehow, your body slowly gets used to the weight. Decades pass and you wonder how you aren’t dead yet, you’ve lived longer than twice any normal man would, not to mention that you haven’t eaten or drank in that time. You know that you’ve outlived your wife and probably most of your kids, but you hold up the world anyway…After all, it’s not so bad anymore. Time finally gets away from you, you don’t pay attention to the days or nights anymore. You’d hazard to say that you’re as strong as Atlas now if not even stronger. A day came where the strain in your limbs is as normal as breathing. Then, one day, you see a figure on the distant horizon. It walks towards you with such confidence, you wonder if it was one of the gods, finally come to check on you. But as they get closer, you realize that it is not a god, but a mortal. As soon as they see you, they immediately belt out, with a vigor you’ve long since forgotten. “Atlas! I’ve been sent by the gods to hold the world in my arms by the rise of the sun until the fall of the moon!”

#short story #ancient greek #greek tumblr

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In the official Pokémon Anatomy Book, it states that Vaporeons have a layer of blubber and fur that help protect them from the extremely cold temperatures in certain bodies of water. Because of this, I believe that Vaporeons are more akin to chonky otters rather than dogs or cats like it’s other eeveelution counterparts.

#pokemon #vaporeon

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Cappuccinos are world’s most bipolar drink ever. Take a sip from the top and it’s as bitter as black coffee, but a sip from the bottom is the equivalent of drinking concentrated happiness.

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Bad anime idea: people in the world are suddenly gaining superhuman abilities akin to other animes, ki, chakra, quirks, stands? All of them are suddenly possible. But one day, a very devout Christian (albeit they use very foul language) unlocks their ability, which turns out to just be a small orb that allows them to switch between armors and personas of biblical characters or jobs, unsure of how to handle this they go on and adventure to figure out the orb with their friend who also has their ability unlocked and an insatiable urge to fight. Along the way they’re attacked by all sorts of crazy characters each believing themselves to be the hero of their own story and the friend their rival, and the main character is just exasperated at them getting in the way.

The anime’s name? “Don’t F*** With Me, I Have The Power of God and Anime on My Side.”