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@creativelapses

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#izombie #whyyyyy do we have to wait so long

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John Cho as William Shakespeare in Drunk History

#marry me John Cho

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“I feel like you don’t take me seriously. Come on, why haven’t I met Madison, yet?”

“I am so sorry, I just didn’t want to freak you out. I mean, a kid is a big deal! I didn’t want you to feel pressured into something serious.”

#crazy ex girlfriend #this was so sweet #why didn't they have a song dammit

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Pitch 1.09 Promo | “Your teammates don’t want you to go.” “What about you?”

#pitch #im so sure this is just a tease #but who knows #such a good show with terrible ratings #its fox so all we can do is hope for renewal #but be prepared #sigh

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All I can say right now...

Is Prop 64 best pass because imma need a lotta weed to get through four years of a racist Cheeto president.

#please don't let this happen world #im so ashamed of this country rn #and so scared

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You’re a lot judgey. You’re like Judge Reinhold.

#crazy ex girlfriend #white Josh is the star of this show #fight me

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It’s Surreal Sunday and we’re stepping out in these awesome shoe sculptures created by Tel Aviv-based artist Costa Magarakis, who uses the structures of shoes as the foundation for delightfully surreal sculptures. Each of these fanciful shoes feels like the basis of its own fairytale.

“I often find archetypes in old children’s books and toys. I am attracted to things that evoke memories from childhood. The grotesque and the unknown are all important themes in the body of my work. I try to express something from my inner mind.”

Follow Costa Magarakis on Instagram to keep up with his latest sculptures, some of which he made available for purchase via his Spiderjelly Etsy shop

[via Hi-Fructose and Faith is Torment]

#art

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#love this #its funny cuz it's true

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#story of my life

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#crazy ex girlfriend #darryl x white josh #my otp on this show because they won't break my heart #alao I have touched one of them #and not emotionally

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So I’m here because one night I had ten cocktails at a wedding. As one does. And then I passed out in my own vomit. As one does. The next morning I got in my car and a cop stopped me, as they do, when you’re weaving. And, turns out, I was still legally drunk from the night before and I got arrested, as, again, one does. The judge sentenced me to come here every day for a month. My plan was to knock out these meetings, get my court card signed, and go back to being as angry as I could with just about anyone I could think of. My mom, my dad, my job, West Covina, men who wear skinny jeans. But that whole time, there was one person I was really angry at. Myself.

#crazy ex girlfriend #baby steps Greg #this is what progress feels like

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Not enough pillows.

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

#also mmmf

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The evolution of Darryl Whitefeather

#crazy ex girlfriend #MY FAVORITE THING #the broom looks more like Pete Gardner than the cartoon does

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- “Thanks for covering for me, dad” - “Oh hey, any time. You know, sometime soon you’re gonna have to tell everyone the truth. Even this crazy chick.” - “I know”

#crazy ex girlfriend #ugh #im still processing this episode #it was difficult #mixed with hilarious

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Pitch Is Only 4 Episodes In and I Might Have To Add Bawson To My OTP List!

#might have to? #done and done #cuties #pitch

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#pitch #im a baseball fan now

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#izombie #hurry back #i miss you