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Lady Olenna: Tell Cersei I killed your demon child

Jaime:

#got spoilers #spoilers #game of thrones spoilers

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The Legend of Pokemon by David Pilatowsky

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“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

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The Little Mermaid 1989

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i wish birds brought ME presents

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SHE’S SO TALENTED

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I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

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This represents my entire personality. 

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Star Trek cast dubsmash masterpost.

(feat. the late, great Anton Yelchin)

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Popular TV shows, as described in the worst way possible:

Supernatural: Three well-meaning individuals make poor life decisions, cause apocalyptic events more than anyone reasonably should.

Hannibal: A man is offered free psychiatric care. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

Steven Universe: A young boy is raised by an excessive amount of colorful lesbian space moms.

Orange is the New Black: You are given the world's gayest and most interesting supporting cast, but must pay for it by having to suffer the world's most annoying main character.

Stranger Things: Young girl just wants to peacefully enjoy eggos, is prevented from doing so by the actions of supernatural creatures and generally shitty adults.

The Powerpuff Girls: An entertaining, enjoyable, and beloved show, revived years after just so its creators can spit on everything you loved about it.

The 100: Lures you in with an interesting premise and lesbian warrior queens, only to brutally kill them while their bisexual lovers watch.

Game of Thrones: Life is awful but at least there's dragons.

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My sister is currently in the Peace Corps in Uganda, and at the beginning of April she found some abandoned puppies in the middle of the road. She ended up finding homes for all seven of them, and kept a little girl for herself!

This is Noni, my niece puppy, at 1.5 weeks, 5 weeks, 8 weeks and 10 weeks. Interestingly, we don’t know her breed, since Ugandan dogs don’t exactly have them – they’re descended from wild dogs and European settlers’ dogs. What does she look like to you?

#peace corps #peace corps pets

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Is this the struggle bus?

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

#I want this #someone draw it please #pirates