Martha Nielsen is literally everything oh my god. She’s the dead girl that haunts the narrative she’s the living girl that haunts the narrative she’s a mythical figure and a mortal strung along through a legend she’s the spider she’s the fly she’s the killer she’s the victim and most importantly she’s a theater kid
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💥The ULTIMATE Bo-Jantje-Verse Sex Man SHOWDOWN💥
Hello one and all!
This contest is meant to determine the ultimate sex man of the shows 1899 and DARK. Each show will stay seperate at first but eventually meet in the finals.
The polls will last one week each because frankly I do not have the time to update this daily.
Polls of ROUND 1 will start tomorrow at 12:00 GMT. Following polls will each start one day later also at 12:00 GMT
~~DIVISIONS~~
A sex man is multifacetted and there are many types of sex men. To ensure equal ground (don't look at the bottom left) I have divided this contest into six divisions:
The MEOW MEOW Division
Who is the wettest man? Who has the most pathetic little whimper?
The BABYGIRL Division
Who is the prettiest princess of them all? Bonus points if you can carry him in your purse.
The FUCK THAT OLD MAN Division
Self explanatory.
The MALEWIFE Division
Who is the most devoted to their partner? Who would look the best in nothing but an apron?
The WHORE Division
Also self explanatory
The JUST SOME GUY Division
Who will be a tower of strength and harmony in trying times? Who can make vanilla taste exciting?
~~ROUND 1~~
>>1899
MEOW MEOW
Krester VS Daniel
Ramrio VS Sebastian
BABYGIRL
Olek VS Jérôme
Lucien VS Ángel
FUCK THAT OLD MAN
Anker VS Henry
Franz VS Eyk
>>DARK
MALEWIFE
Aleksander VS Michael
Noah VS Magnus
WHORE
Jonas VS Ulrich
Egon VS Tronte
JUST SOME GUY
Peter VS Bartosz
Helge VS Tannhaus
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ROUND 1: JUST SOME GUY DIVISION
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ROUND 1: MALEWIFE DIVISION
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haha 🫵 helpless time loop perpetuator everyone point and laugh
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news: this nuclear reactor in france right next to the german border randomly shut down, it was actually supposed to be turned off for good next week anyway, but they're trying to turn it back on today
me, who watched Dark (2017) and also knows what day it is today: ....... cool
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The official poster for Dark’s final season!
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Baran Bo Odar just shared this picture via his instagram account.
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Jonas is a sweet roll and I'm here to praise him.
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