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YOU KNOW WTF DAY IT IS HERE AT PA REN FAIRE

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Firefly - Written by Doug McKeon

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here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

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wheres the meat 

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Today’s Sunday.

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your mcms at church right now and is forgetting all the words to the hymns

#me

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making a costco run (hitless, any%) do you guys need anything 

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the moon is pretty and so are you

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I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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guys i am in TEARS

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When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

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crying in renaissance 

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the two times i had dreams about overwatch

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