johnnysstillalive

[johnnysstillalive]

average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Carlos Vittery, who choked to death on millions of ghost spider babies is an outlier and should not have been counted”

#the magnus archives #MAG 16 #arachnophobia #tma

[johnnysstillalive]

I'm so tired of people saying that they made Renfield straight like;

Even if you sat in that theater with your eyes closed, the context that he had a romantic/sexual relationship in that movie with Dracula is blatantly obvious.

The bi erasure y'all are using to pretend like this movie isn't queer comedy gold is just obnoxious at this point.

There is as much, if not more context that Renfield and Dracula were in a long standing relationship than that he had a thing for Rebecca.

That's the beauty of this movie. Any relationship between the characters was purely implied.

He doesn't even hold hands with Rebecca, but Dracula and him both talk about things that imply their relationship was more than professional.

[johnnysstillalive]

#grunge #aesthetic