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Needed this to cheer up–

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@bibyelers here’s the materpiece

(send me things to draw on a paint app)

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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

#text #not stanger things #people: kesha

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Me telling Isabelle about the government shutdown

#acnl

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current mood

#acnl

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headcanon that El is really good at skateboarding when she eventually tries it, because the act of gliding along is similar to the feeling she gets when she uses her powers (in the Right Side Up at least). Max has already taught Mike to skateboard — not well, but well enough to do it without killing himself — and they’re both pumped to teach her how to do it too. (Well, Max is excited to teach. Mike is excited to cheer her on from a distance where he wont get in the way, and to catch her if she falls). But El just. steps on the board and glides across the gym in one long, smooth, straight line. Max and Mike freak out (“El!!!! You’re so good at it, were you practicing without us??”) But she just steps off and, nonplussed, and leaves to raid the cafeteria for pudding and eggos, bc she loves her friends but like, pudding and eggos, man.

#stranger things headcanon #st headcanons #eleven #max #mike #mine

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this bisexual loves stranger things

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#bitch same #shes a rapist in case u guys need context for this #not stranger things

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me walking into your campsite to give you kudos

#it really is #acpc #not stranger things

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hopper: *police chief, could easily beat anyone up and is double the size of mike* 

mike, when he found out hopper was hiding eleven: (ง •̀_•́)ง

#hes so szSMALL #mike #text

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Also!!!!

1) Hulk is naked in this movie. We see Hulk butt. Thor reacts to the presence of Hulk dick. We know Hulk Dick is there and Hulk nudity is on the table. They took the time to cgi the butt. They have the model for the butt.

2) Bruce makes repeated reference to how tight Tony’s pants are

3) the Hulk got much bigger thighs etc than Bruce do

4) the clear and present conclusion to this is that in the final battle Hulk should have busted out big Hulk dick swinging like god’s worst battering ram, Hulk butt shining in the starlight, Hulk balls clapping together like the fucking doom boom doom of the ultimate battle drum

5) show us full frontal Hulk nudity you fucking cowards, show us the biggest greenest dong this world has ever seen, put it on our 3d imax screens, Disney, you have all the tools and opportunity you need

#insert thinking emoji #hmm #text #not stranger things #cursed post tbh

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Two boxes?! I’m fine with you giving away a couple but the other ones just have way too much emotional value!

#anyway this post really murdered me #eleven #mike

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“Two years he walks the earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, ‘cause “the West is the best.” And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure. The climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual pilgrimage. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the Great White North. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild. - Alexander Supertramp May 1992″

Into the Wild (2007) dir. Sean Penn

#just say ur killin urself and go alex #not stranger things #supertramp #movies

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Oh baby all I want for Christmas is Joe Keeryyy

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do you think angelina jolie's sons have a nintendo 3ds and do you think she ever went "lemme see that. how do you play this thing" and played it? do you think she enjoyed it? and what game do you think she likes to play

#angelina jolie add me on animal crossing #text #not stranger things #people #angelina jolie

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my gay ass in my gay camper

#omg this is so cute!! #acpc #not stranger things