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MTL to be on a reality show about them like the Kardashians.

this would b so lit if they actually did this

Hobi/Jin - i feel like they would fr b the stars of the show tbh.

Tae - he would b di star also

Jungkook - considering jungkook just loves doing vlives for army’s i feel like he’d like this tbh

Jimin - would just b that bitch in the back who says something and it starts a fight between either hobi/jin or jin/tae and he’d just be laughing at the drama he caused 💀

Namjoon/Yoongi - they’d b those people that are those characters where they’re not as much in the show as everyone else and you miss them when they’re off screen

#meme mtl

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MTL to get plastic boobs because "they wanted to know how it felt like"

ThiS IS SO SJSNWND

namjoon/tae - crack wise, this is just both of them tbh

jin - “im tired of cooking for yall ungratefuls, so fuck it. breast milk is on the menu tonight.” LMAO JKJK he would get them for namjoon or yoongi to feel

hobi - would get them for jimin to feel

yoongi - di reason that yoongi is in the middle is bc if he literally would lick a bath bomb out of curiousity, what else would do out of curiosity??

jimin - he’d b kinda creeped out tbh. curious but not curious enough to actually do this jajfbwndb

jungkook - “wut is a tit?”

#meme mtl

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MTL to send themselves a fanmail as someone else because they wanted to show off

omfgjin - would send a fan mail to himself but it'll b obvious that he was the one who sent it to himself and he'd write a fanmail just to prove a point. for example, if no one is appreciating the cooking jin has been doing lately, hed write himself a fanmail about how amazing his cooking is and then show it to the others and b like "see? someone is appreciating my cooking. yall hoes should too" taehyung - this would highkey b him. he would send a fan mail to himself that's complimenting his rapping. then he'd show it to the rap line and try to use it as evidence on why he should b put on cypher 5 jajdjwjdnejimin - he would send multiple extremely nice ones to himself so he can combat jk's fan mail. he'd b all like "what?? someone just sent me this fan mail saying my drawing is better than jungkook's!! haha! i wonder who sent this? xD" wjjdwjjfnwhobi - he would send a fan mail about him and jimin being so cute together and then he'd try to show to jimin and use it at evidence and proof on why they should b together lmao yoongi / namjoon / jungkook - they couldnt care less about this sort of thing lmao, plus jungkook wouldn't even need to do it i'm fr convinced he probably gets the most fanmail out of everyone

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Are we letting you flop? Or are you just not doing them? Because I have so many thought of, I could probably write a book but I'm not sure if you're just not taking them so like????

kinda flopping yes and also i just was busy this week fnjfdb  omg BUT YEA IM STILL TAKING THEM LMAO REQUEST PLS IM THIRSTIN FOR SOME

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Mlt start playing with the pu$$y under that table at a group dinner

his is a highkey fantasy of mine

Taehyung - I feel like tae could have an exhibitionism kink. I can really see him enjoying this so much 

Jimin - jimin is a shy guy we all know this but he strikes me as a “I’m going to finish what you started”. He’d be too shy to actually try it unless you guide him. For example, if you guided his hand to your panties while at the dinner table, he’d be blushing mad hard but he’d get really turned on by it. Once you get him going, there’s no stopping. He would have you cummin all the while he’s cumming that he’s doing that to you in a inappropriate ass environment 

Namjoon - highkey him. he’d try to pull this off if he was in the mood and I'm convinced he’d be able to do this and act like nothing is happening. He’s a sneak, just like how he sneakily stole them chips off the table in the bts christmas gift giving vlive LMAO

Yoongi - i feel like he would really like this as well tbh, but if it’s like a formal setting w parents and/or bighit staff and shit maybe not, but like if its just a casual group date and yall + bts are all hanging out and you guys at the movies and something and it’s dark, he definitely would play w the puthy if he’s in the mood, no doubt. 

Hook - hobi is an all or nothing kind of guy to me. He’d rather have you all available than to play with you under a table

Jungkook - this isnt impossible and I can definitely see Jungkook doing this once he’s comfortable in sexuality 

Jin - he’d rather eat the puthy than play w it under the table imo. I feel like this probably just isn’t his kink. Plus he’d probably be into eating and talking loud af w the group than doing that

#nsfw #bts imagines #bts scenarios #nsfw bts

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MTL to have a Tumblr blog in secret and write fanfics about themselves

omg

jimin - idk y but i feel like he’d lowkey do this like fr. him being exposed of doing this would b so funny

jin - he’d most definitely write some of those jin x reader fics and they’d b all fluff and shit.

namjoon - probably would write about him and jin mostly. u know ol’ boy is poetic af, his tumblr would probably be popping. this seems like his aesthetic

tae/hobi - they would probably write crack and use the fanfcis to expose some of the members but i feel like hobi would write a few fluffs or two

yoongi - i feel like unexpectedly, he’d rather read than write fanfics of themselves. yall know yoongi is a internet hopper, he knows alot of shit. i fr wouldn’t b surprised if he did read some of the korean fics out of curiosity irl

jungkook - i think he’d probably secretly read them outta curiosity instead of writing one like yoongi. but if he gets really interested in it, he would try to probably write some jungkook x reader LMAO yall know how he is with new interests

#meme mtl #bts imagines #bts scenarios

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MTL to steal a member from a girl group dress up as her and go perform in stage as that member. Then come back and give everything back to the girl and tell her that if she ever says anything, he will dress her up as lettuce and feed her to snails...

THIS IS SO FUNNY

jin - bc he never get lines. i highkey see him doing this

hobi - he did not get ONE stage this year and he ain’t ending his 2016 without a bang

tae - he’d just literally do it for fun, no other reason, his actions ain’t justified

namjoon - idk man namjoon just belongs in this spot

jimin- i say this everytime, jimin is bougee af. he’s the type to b like “i don’t believe in this behavior” headass

jungkook - he wouldn’t do this but if he did, he’d kill it. him and hobi stay having girl group dances down pat

yoongi - he highkey won’t ever do this

#meme mtl #bts imagines #bts scenarios

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Mmmmmmm namjoon tasting the fluid stored in the testicular sacs of male mammals that's released after sexual simulations in hopes of reproducing when met with a female egg makes me feel warm😩👅

#U MAKE ME WANNA KMSNAJDNS

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MTL to create a MTL account on Tumblr

stOP

jin/hobi/tae - idk i can just see their asses doing this so they can expose the members. aint no one safe in that house 

jimin- he’d make one but he would probably lie on some of the stuff to make himself look good

jungkook - i fr feel like he’d just run one for fun and to interact w the fans

namjoon- MTL blogs arent his aesthetic 

yoongi - too lazy for all that LMAO 

#meme mtl

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Mtl to get a coconut and draw jungkook's face on it & give it to him as a present

deadass, all of them LMAO but i feel like yoongi and namjoon would b the only ones to get him an actual gift 

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mtl to taste their own cum 💦🍽🍼

i cant–

namjoon - he’d b curious fr. i feel like he mature enough to do it

hobi - i see him tasting in the moment meaning if he was getting the succ and he just bust and he pulls his SO up to kiss him but i dont think he’d randomly sit and think “ooo i wonder how my nut taste” LMAO

tae - idk i feel like he’d b grossed out but his curiosity will one day overpower how grossed out he is by it and he’d try

yoongi - i would've put his ass at the bottom of the list, but if yoongi licked at bath bomb just to see what it tastes like, he’d probably taste out of curiosity. he’d like for u to think this isnt something he’d do but trust me, it is

jimin - i can really see him being like “ew wtf who would wanna do that” u know, acting like the bougee prince he is but behind closed doors, he’d do it just to see

jungkook - it would cross his mind but he never would dare

jin-he like eating a lot of stuff but his cum aint one of them lmao

#nsfw

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mtl to initiate a threesome with another member

omfgggg

tae - freaky af yall know this. i high key believe if this was what he was into, he’d definitely try to get jimin in w it. i feel like tae wouldnt mind trying alot of things. those just my two cents

hobi - this just feels like something he’d dabble in. the member he’d want to join in would b jimin imo

namjoon - i feel like this would definitely b something he’d fantasize about

jin - i feel like jin wouldnt mind but i dont think it would b something he’d b all !! about. if he had to choose a member to join tho, definitely he would choose nams

jimin - i was really debating on where to put his ass on this list. I feel like he’d be on board w the idea at first but if his SO is showing more interest/being turned on by the other member, he’d get really so insecure about the whole thing and wouldnt enjoy it too much

yoongi - yeah i just dont see yoongi sharing his boo fr. i think the closest to a threesome he’d get is if another member was recording and watching while him and his boo fuckin

jungkook - baby boy seems like he’d b wayyyy to shy or just wayyy to private about this. a threesome is definitely not on his bucket list LMAO

#nsfw

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#i wanna die 😩

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Lol you guys know what I meant by meatballs!! My anatomy study buddy Namjoon always wants me to focus on the technique of the lick so the flavor can be... explosive 😭💀

u always make me laugh SO HARD like fr..and if we talmbout anatomy buddies, taehyung would make a good study partner *side eyes*

btw tho keep this meme as a gift from me to u

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MTL to play candy crush while getting the SUCC

SJDJWNF this is none of them tbh, if their SO made some moves on them while they’re playing a game, they would forget all about the game 😩✔️✔️

#nsfw

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mtl to nut in like 5 minutes 💦💦😂😂

VERY NSFW below 😩LMAOOO

namjoon - idk i feel like this boy is freaky but he’d bust quick. like fr. he’d put the tip in then nut at the pressure then be like “oooo whew, im done that was a good round, baby xD”

jimin - even tho he’s second on this list, apple boy gets under estimated imo. most ppl would think if you just touch his ass, he’d bust a nut. …No and i feel like he actually has some good weewee skills on him like fr. but i feel like he’s the type to get really turned with his SO and that in turn would make him nut quick

Jungkook - i just feel like he’s a laster primarily fr but the others below him on the list last longer than him bc i feel like jk would be that guy who secretly that thing on his body that just makes him 💦like maybe a certain spot on his **** that u lick repeatedly would set him off fr

yoongi - like jk, i feel like yoongi would really nut hard at a blowjob. he just seems like a blow job loving kind of guy. So if your head is killer, i’m sure he’s not gonna last that long. trust.

jin - i feel like jin has a pretty good stamina more than the others above him. he belongs right here

tae - i feel like tae would b able to go multiple rounds. like fr; you’d 💦 several times and he’d still ask you, “another round?”

hobi - ppl think jimin is the freakiest in bangtan when i honestly believe it’s hobi. i feel like ol’ boy would last ROUNDS like fr. i feel like he’d b the one to make u tired before u make him tired. AND hes a dancer, yup, his stamina is on point ✔️✔️

#nsfw

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lmao i thought with meatballs the anon meant the actual balls 👅💦 i was ready for some nsfw shit lmao but you still didn't disappoint because i laughed so hard 😂😂😂

LMAOO 💕💕 im sure Jay did mean some nsfw shit but i had to put my little spin on it lmao but if u want some nsfw stuff, don't b afraid to ask 😩💦💦💦