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[jjongolese]

it’s so weird to me how there’s cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. we’re all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day you’re still a fucking nerd bestie

#twt- *COUGHS COUGHS*

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19 year old boy**

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

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Guys it’s not the end of the world.

#my friends are so weird

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He looks so cute!!

#i legit did not know that this was lucas #he’s so baby i wanna carry a grown ass man and feed him chicken nuggets

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he looks just like me… 🥺

TRACE

#i used to play fortnite when i was younger and ngl this would’ve made me come back if it wasn’t a battle pass skin

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guys, please respect others during this difficult time. it’s a hard day for those folks and we don’t need any harassment or negativity during their time of grief. i don’t wanna hear none of that today.

#cw april 19th #astro #aroha #iykyk

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CW // Dec 18th

This is mainly those who have already watched the “My SHINee World” movie. How did they go about mentioning Dec 18th if anything?

This has been a thought for MONTHS and it has never been given an answer, hence why I never thought about watching it. I’m only going just to meet other Shawol friends, since I wasn’t as interested in the movie than I should’ve.

#jjongolese #cw dec 18th #genuine question #shinee #kpop #shawol #shawols #my shinee world #shinee movie #the shinee movie

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jonghyun takes a massive shit

cw // poop

It was a simple night, where Jonghyun was driving through the highway towards his apartment where he felt a sort of clench on his butt. Usually, it would feel nice for him. However, there was a sort of brick trying to bust out his anus.

Feeling like he was bursting to shit, he stepped on the gas a bit more and drove as fast as he could while trying to hold on the poop as long as possible.

He eventually reach to the front entrance, getting out of his car in a rush with his items and fiddling with the keys. Luckily, there was a kind older lady who opened the door for him, allowing him to go inside.

He lived all the way at the 8th floor, but at least the building had a lift. The downside of that, was that most of the people using it were those with kids, old, disabled and especially those who live at the highest floor. So therefore, they would always be full and Jonghyun would have to walk all the way upstairs on foot.

By the time he reached the 4th floor, he could feel his poop jiggling in his ass trying to get out, only just to let out a smelly fart with nothing else. He took a while to take a break, making sure he doesn’t sit on his ass since it would make him want to shit.

Jonghyun eventually got up and brought the courage to go higher. He did went to see his front door, feeling so desperate that he would go on all fours, sticking his ass up to make sure that no poop would fall over as he was going to the bathroom.

He made it at last, but he needed to remove his pants by unbuckling his belt, unzipping his zipper and pull down his trousers and boxers. He sat down, feeling the relaxation of his anus as he sits there waiting for nature to take its course — only to find out that all he did was fart couple of times.

It did take a while, and after couple of trips to the kitchen to get himself water, he heard a plopping sound, feeling the toilet water tickle his hole.

Thinking nothing of it, he decided to turn around to flush when he saw a massive brown blob staring back at him. Jonghyun stood there in disbelief, thinking about how on earth can a poop this long was made and came out of him.

As a joke, he decides to take a picture of it before flushing it down the toilet when he saw the toilet water not fully flushed. It wasn’t until he walked back towards the toilet where he saw that his shit blocked the pathway for the drainage system. He had to plunge the poop, but with no avail.

He had no other choice but to wear his gloves and pick up his massive shit, cutting it into pieces with a poop knife before giving the flush another try.

Finally it went down the drain and Jonghyun was able to put his gloves in the trash and lay down after a long day at work. He couldn’t even be asked to wear pants in case another massive shit would come out of his ass once again.

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#THIS IS SO HORRIBLE WTF- 😭

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I did exactly the same! 😂

#ballarina taemin would be cute- #wait- #THAT’S ZENDAYA??????

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THE FACT THAT THIS ACTUALLY WORKED WTF-

after i left social media for a hiatus due to cyber bullying, i started finding more kpop irl friends, gained more confidence and overall felt more happiness than when i was on social media. not to mention, there’s a SHINEE CUPSLEEVE EVENT NEXT MONTH WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

REBLOG THIS AND TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT!!!

@princessjjongie @jonghyuns-husband

[jjongolese]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

[jjongolese]

if you reblog something and add a ton of tags to boost it, that doesn't do anything. your heart is in the right place, but tags on a reblog are for organization or commentary. they don't bump it up in the tag feed or count towards "trending."

it doesn't harm anyone to do this! it's just not something you need to spend time on.

i know I've said this before, and i wanted to recycle my old post(s) about it but can't find it.

#cw dec 18th #dec 18th #unpopular but a lot of shawols need to add trigger warnings when talking about dec 18th #a lot of them do but it’s just a reminder in case that other people are still dealing with the loss

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

✧

➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

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— feel free to request more colors.

like or reblog if you use them please!

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➢ 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 ➢ 𝐧𝐮𝐝𝐞

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celebrated the last 2 years by crying over him, now i have the urge to twerk on a cardboard cutout.

#jjongolese #kpop #shinee #happy jonghyun day #half joking #i’m just happy that i’m finally doing better #self love