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& ɪ ғᴏʀᴄᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ɴ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ ɪ ɴ ɢ                            ғᴏʀ ғᴇᴀʀ ᴏғ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ ʀ ʏ ᴛ ʜ ɪ ɴ ɢ.

#yes #feels

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“On second thought, let me dilly dally. Lay off my eating habits, old man.”

“You’re not fast enough. Lay off the fast food, next time.”

#omfgg #kingsmanhart

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“I’m hurrying, I’m hurrying.” Bafoon. 

“You’re going to be late for our mission.”

#omfg #kingsmanhart

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“Do you see this face? Stop looking like you belong in The Cat in the Hat.”

“Look handsome for once.”

#omfg #kingsmanhart

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The 16th (gif/icon) in your folder is your muse's reaction to realizing that they’re gay.

#omfg #OMFGGGGGGGGG #HE LOOKS SO SAD

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“I am not afraid of death, nor you, Alyssa. I’ve seen enough pain to think it a pleasure. But alas, I am too selfish to do that job myself. Well, more of a coward, in all truth.” He chuckled, “Of course, of course.” Richard was silent for a moment, his eyes on the road, “Do you recall the old organization that was disbanded, years ago? The KGB? I had an operation where I was to act as a double agent. Infiltrated the agency. But somehow, they managed to find out classified details. I found Harold and Maureen murdered in the house we shared. It was then I swore off attachments, to hide who I was. But my past is far worse. And that is all you will be getting out of me, tonight.” He inclined his head to the side, smiling slightly, “I suppose so.”

From jerkyclaudas: "Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

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“I would agree on a normal basis, but I am bloody hungry and unless you’ve got something edible hiding about, you will refrain from judging me. Now, do you want a Mcflurry or not?”

#codenamemorgana #now they can both be fashionable and rule the world

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“Yes. What, am I not what you imagined?” Though said with a teasing air, it was also filled with... insecurity. “Brokenness does not deem if one is compatible for a soulmate.” Richard started, “Would you like me to get the nurse? And yes, yours.”

You? Really?

“I… have a soulmate?” she took a deep breathe, heart clenching. “I didn’t think… I didn’t think I’d ever get a soulmate. I thought I was too broken.” she pinched her eyes shut at the thought of someone being made just for her. It scared her. “My pain is at a four.” she murmured, shaking her head. “Soulmate. My soulmate.”

#eggsyfortheunwin #why is this so feelsy #soulmate au

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“Eggsy, you’re being a mean little minx.” His fingers grazed along her back, but he didn’t dare move his hand down lower.

+open

“I can live with that.” she laughed against his jaw. Her lips continued to trail along his jaw, gently sucking at the hollow under his ear before her teeth grazed his ear.

#nsfw #eggsyfortheunwin

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“I think I should leave right about---” A loud voice broke his sentence. “Now would be nice, actually.”

Well you may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot.

“Admit it, Gawain, you love it.”

#gawainofkingsman #omfg

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“You do realize I play for more than one team... don’t you? Oh, please, I love seeing broken men at my feet.”  He smirked even more, “I may buy you a drink tonight.”

Jamie did bust out laughing then. “Oh I have a feeling if tonight goes well you’ll forget my dignity in favor of a pretty thing with flippy hair and a low cut top. It will crush me deeply, but I my have to withdraw”  He smiled “If it happens I’m not paying for her drinks though. I’m a one partner kind of guy you know. Unless the offer is good enough”

#onfg #what are they doing #CLAUDAS KEEP IT IN YO PANTS BRO #gawainofkingsman

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“The warmth was from my chest. I’m your soulmate.” He smiled a little, “Has the pain lessened at all?” “You are inactive for now. You’re fine, but the doctors still advise for you to take a rest. You’re in New Delhi, India. We had to fly you to the closest Kingsman Division. You’ve been out for a few weeks, Eggsy.”

You? Really?

“I- uh… I remember warmth.” she murmured. “After pain. So much pain.” she frowned at the thought of how much pain she’d been in. “I remember the mission. I remember everything going tits up… what’s my status?” she asked, looking up at him. “How long have I been out? Where I am… that kind of thing.”

#eggsyfortheunwin

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“Your kiss is sinful, practically,” he whispered, his arms snaking around her waist.

+open

“Damn?” she asked, head tilting back slightly. “Damn what? Why damn?” she breathed, lips brushing up his jaw.

#eggsyfortheunwin #if he already has them there idk

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“Then, you will be one of the only ones who truly knows who I am, then. Profiler or not, I’m trusting you with this. And if you ever say I have a heart, I will be sure to dye all of your white clothing this horrible shade of raw sienna. And I will let Chives lay on it.” “Acting like a worm is all I know for now. But, I suppose I shall act like myself around you. You can rely on me, Alyssa.” “A hit and run,” he said, his gaze on the road. “It was clear that his death was strategic-- as was the death of my wife. I’ve lost a lot. I suppose the side I show is the side that isn’t vulnerable to picking up the pieces.” He gave a bitter laugh, “As I said, repeat this, and your clothes will be dyed some color of shit.”

From jerkyclaudas: "Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

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“I would agree on a normal basis, but I am bloody hungry and unless you’ve got something edible hiding about, you will refrain from judging me. Now, do you want a Mcflurry or not?”

#codenamemorgana

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“Why does everyone dislike my cane so much?”

+open

#aliasgareth

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“Oh, I need to so get you drunk now. And alas-- if I steal your dignity first... Through the effective means of alcohol... Heaven can forget it!”

“My dignity will be there for both of us. Heaven knows one of us needs some” He smirked “It’ll take more than eight drinks to make me quake though” He laughed “Or something stronger than lager”

#gawainofkingsman #omfg

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Richard tightened his grip on her-- and he gave another growl as he sucked on her tongue lightly-- releasing it after a moment. He pulled from her, running his fingers through his hair, “Damn.”

+open

Eggsy sighed at the pressure, lips parting and tongue licking into his mouth. She could do aggressive.

#eggsyfortheunwin

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“Indeed--”  Claudas’s breath caught in his throat. Panic filled him, and he ushered her onto the heli, where they set a course for the Kingsman compound closest to them-- in India.  He had watched over her for a while-- that days blended into each other. He wasn’t sure how long had passed. When they called him down, saying she was showing signs of stirring, he was more than glad to go down and see her. “Hello,” he said, with a slight... off tone.  “You’re awake. What do you remember?”

You? Really?

“When we kiss it’ll mean something.” she closed her eyes, feeling the weight overtake her. 

The next time she woke up she was lying in a hospital bed and she was very confused, to say the least. She tried to sit up but even the motion hurt too much. Instead, she whimpered out a weak “Hello?”

#eggsyfortheunwin #soulmate au