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jeongtothein · 2 months

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HYUNG LINE AS UNQUALIFIED BABYSITTERS.

♡ My sincerest (is that how you write it) for being absent guys... Ill give you guys this for now ...

BANG CHAN ★

“Okay kid, I’ll count to 10 and you’ll have to hide somewhere secret okay?”

the kid nods.

“one, two, three—“

hides somewhere extremely obvious.

★ - probably the best babysitter out of all of them

★ - pretends to not know where the kid is despite it being in front of him

Lee know ★

“Honey we're ho- OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON MY CHILD?!"

"Because im babySITTING. Get it?'

child crying

"IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE IF YOU DONT GET OFF MY CHILD."

★ - he's gotten arrested atleast 3 times

★ - doesn't do babysitting anymore.

Changbin ★

"alright kid, so what do you want to do?"

"paint!"

"okay.. i dont really know how to paint though."

Two hours later

"We're home.. WHY IS THERE PAINT ALL OVER THE WALLS???"

★ - Actually likes his job , it was fun painting (if you could call it that..) with the kid.

★ - Helped clean up the mess and apologized

Hyunjin ★

"This is billy, jeff, rose, and carl."

"Really? so why'd rose and jeff break up?"

"okay so-"

Spent the whole day listening to the kids lore about his plushies lmao.

★ - Was originally going to teach the kid how to draw his plushies but both of them got too invested in the drama of billy, jeff, rose, and carl.

★ - Rose cheated on jeff with carl and then jeff went to his bestfriend, billy. then they got together and had a happy ending.

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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SKZ AS UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS

Bang Chan ★

(Average reading teacher)

“PLEASE do not touch that.”

“why Mr. Chan??”

“some other kid yesterday touched it and he went missing. I don’t know what’s wrong with that thing.”

”oh naw wtf.”

★ - Probably talking about the cat clock in the corner

★ - Hes trying his best!!

Lee know ★

(Average culinary teacher)

“Mister, how do I roll the dough.”

“…with the thing next to the dough..”

“But Susan ate it—“

”SUSAN WHAT NOW??”

★ - Wants to kick a kid in every period he has

★ - him and Susan have beef

Changbin ★

(Average gym teacher)

”COME ON EVERYBODY 50 JUMPING JACKS!”

”it’s 7:45..”

“DO NOT TALK WHILE DOING THE JUMPING JACKS!”

“I’m gonna jump off this whole school.”

★ - actually a good teacher but overdoes it 😭

★ - has kids looking like a dried raisin after

Hyunjin ★

(Average art teacher)

“that’s beautiful!! Make sure to color it and make it pop!!”

“I recommend for you to blend the orange and red for the leaves a little and add a slight bit of yellow.”

“right, so you want to make the face more . . .”

★ - actually likes his job

★ - gives good advice and is that nice and friendly teacher everybody loves

Han ★

(average music teacher)

“DONT TOUCH THAT.”

“but it ha—“

“You’re a trumpet player get away from the percussion zone dumbass.”

“..my bad.”

★ - suppose to be the average music teacher but is now teaching band???

★ - the kids like to torment him

Felix ★

(Average counselor)

“So what brings you to my office today?”

“S-so I’ve been really stressed and I just wanted to come here and ask you if I can just sit here and relax..?”

“yeah of course I don’t mind.”

★ - not even a teacher, he doesn’t know how he got this job ngl

★ - kids just like to sit in office and calm down (he just watches TikTok the whole time)

Seungmin ★

(average math teacher)

“what’s 15 times 3?”

“uhm.. 76??”

“.. yall dumb as fuck I quit.”

★ - had to teach intensive math for 3rd period and he almost threw a chair at a kid

★ - quit the second he saw the kids

Jeongin ★

(science teacher)

”so what happened??”

“so this girl, her names Amelia she cheated on. . .”

“say ong.”

“ONG.”

★ - he’s just there for the drama

★ - forgot his ass had to teach science and jumped up his seat when the principal (and her keys) walked in the room

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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SKZ AS UNQUALIFIED BAKERS

Bang Chan ★

“so you need to preheat the oven at—“

“Preheat what now????”

“the oven, you need to make 22 cookies.”

“DAMN WHAT THEY NEED SO MANY FOR??”

★ - Doesn’t know what he’s doing

★ - Someone take him out that damn kitchen..

Lee know ★

“So how are the cupcakes goin— WHAT THE HEL IS THAT???”

“my secret recipe.”

”ARE YOU SERVING THE CUSTOMERS ACID??”

“How’d you know—“

★ - always trying to kill somebody and blames it on the pet hamster

★ - Save Hamburger the Hamster 💔

Changbin ★

“Why are you lifting weights in the middle of your job???”

“I am NOT letting this job get in the way of me looking fine and dandy.”

“sigh..”

*keeps lifting weights*

★ - somehow not fired???

★ - he always being extra and shit like you are NOT all that..

Hyunjin ★

“Hyunjin.. they asked for sugar cookies.”

“CANT WE BE CREATIVE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD??”

“WE’RE IN A BAKERY.”

“oh”

★ - draws some fancy shit on every dessert he bakes and gets HELLA TIPS

★ - coworkers remind him too much of his members and forgets he’s actually working

Han ★

“And.. finished!!”

“that looks radioactive.”

“Uhm, rude much.. don’t judge a book by its cover??”

“did you put cornstarch in that???”

“yeah why— wait was i supposed to put baking soda inste— *bakery explodes*”

★ - makes everything look like it’s a fucked up elevator

★ - bakery burns down and explodes every 5 minutes

Felix ★

“Hey Felix can you come to decorate the cookies?”

“yeah hold on give me a second I’m preheating the oven.”

“but it was just preheating??”

“oh yeah I know, I’m making brownies.”

“THIS IS THE 5TH TIME TODAY??”

★ - he doesn’t know anything else to make other than brownies

★ - best brownies though !!!

Seungmin ★

“Hello??? Seungmin can you please stop standing there and do something??”

“hell NO. I rather be the cashier of this place.”

“that isn’t what you signed up for—“

“idgaf.”

★ - he doesn’t try to bake because he knows he’ll burn down the place.. (princess treatment..)

★ - after the pancake disaster he’s done with baking

Jeongin ★

“I finished the cookies!!”

“oh!! They actually look good. *starts eating one* Wait, why do they taste so weird??”

“oh I accidentally put the oven way too high, or it could’ve been the venom I put in it—“

“WHAT?? IS THE OVEN STILL ON?? JEONGIN THE OVEN IS STI—“ *Bakery blows up*

★ - the sweetest baker there probably

★ - blows up the bakery every 5 seconds but he’s forgiven every time

♡ Request any ideas like this if you’d want !! (´∀｀)♡

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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SKZ TEXTS : WHEN YOU SIMP FOR ANOTHER MEMBER

bsf! gen! reader x hyung line !! (platonically)

Got this idea from someone else but i don’t know their @ 😞😞

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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SKZ TWITTER .. 2

#stray kids fake texts #stray kids twitter #stray kids texts #stray kids maknae line #stray kids #changbin #bang chan #felix #lee felix #skz felix #han jisung #hyunjin #jeongin #seungmin #skz

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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SKZ TWITTER .. 1

#stray kids fake texts #stray kids texts #stray kids #stray kids maknae line #seungmin #jeongin #lee know #skz #changbin #bang chan #skz felix #felix #lee felix #stray kids twitter #skz stay

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jeongtothein · 2 months

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(＞。☆) Welcome to my blog !!

→ I make skz fake twitter posts / texts !!

I WILL NOT :

Romanticize skz in ANY way.

Create any sexual posts about skz . Fem reader because it makes me uncomfy sorry !!

૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა List !!

SKZ TWITTER !!

🦢 : one

🦢 : two

More to come !

SKZ TEXTS !!

telling them you simp for a member - bsf! gen! reader.

SKZ AS . . .

Unqualified bakers (ot8)

Unqualified teachers (ot8)

Unqualified babysitters(hyung)

#stray kids fake texts #skz #stray kids #jeongin #seungmin #lee know #changbin #bang chan #lee felix #felix #skz felix #hyunjin #stray kids maknae line #skz maknae line #maknae on top

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