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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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can,, can i have a matt x nonbinary!reader?? like, where the reader is questioning their gender identity and matt just comforts them? thats all i can think of, the rest can be up to you! ^^
Of course! As someone who is a trans man, I get what it's like to go through a rough gender identity crisis. Especially when you're told by people you can never be the way you feel you're supposed to. Gender is a complex topic, and for the most part a binary social construct. Whatever you feel is your truth, and don't let anyone tell you your identity is invalid because they don't understand.
Nonbinary is a plethora of different identities so I went along the lines of a more fluid and fluctuating identity.
You didn't specify Afab or Amab so I'll keep this as neutral as possible to not lean into any which way keeping it as universal as possible. Matt is trans in this too! So that's nice :]
Matt x Nonbinary! Reader
You're gazing into your boyfriend's hand-held mirror, tugging painfully at the hair on your head in frustration. Too long, people would mistake you as a girl. Too short, people will assume you're a boy. What if you wanted to look like both? Neither? On some days, your appearance felt wrong. Gendered pronouns felt wrong. And on other days, you find comfort in being called sir/ma'am and being seen as a specific identity.
Isolated in the room alone, at any moment you felt like curling up on the inside and crying. Screaming in frustration and confusion. And that's exactly what you did. Letting out the most violent cry you could direct into the nearest pillow.
Nothing ever felt right. And in times like these it was probably better to be alone. After all, you felt like no one would be able to understand or sympathize with your struggle. Just pick something! Anything to fit into what you're supposed to. Things needed to be sorted into boxes and you felt more or less like a soggy, fallen apart cardboard box.
Maybe you were just being overdramatic...
A knock at your door startled you, but you made no move to get up to answer the door nor did you want to raise your voice and answer. You looked like a mess, sounded like a mess. You were a mess. That, and the pinch in your throat after your anguished shout.
"(Y/N)? Love, are you okay in there? I heard one of your... emotinal distress noises."
It was Matt. The most loving man you could have by your side. He understood your struggles. Not entirely, his experience was and would always be different than yours. But just knowing you had someone so significant to you understand a similar struggle so intimately as you did made it easier to confide in someone.
You were in his room, he could have barged in at any time. But he knew how fragile your state was at the moment. It wasn't frequent you had these outbursts, but when you did it put you in a very vulnerable mindset. But he didn't hear any vocal protests so he cracked the door open letting light flood into what felt like your own personal abyss.
You hummed horsely in response to light irritating your eyes, from sitting in complete darkness or the crying was to be debated.
With a sigh through his nose, the ginger gently nudged you aside, rolling you flat on your back. Though you still clutched onto the pillow you yelled into earlier. He decided to sit on an empty portion of the bed and placed a hand on your face gently instead of his usual instinct to curl up at your side and have his arm tug you close to his chest. Matt loathed to see you hurting this way. And the fresh tears he felt on your face stung his heart.
Matt hesitated, he was never the best with comforting someome so upset. But you were his partner, he had to come up with something even if it wasn't much.
He took a breath and cleared his throat, "We don't have to talk about it, you know that. Just reassuring you. But no matter what you're thinking, I'll be here for you through all of it. Every decision you decide for yourself I'll back you up. I know you're hurting. But don't ever think of hurting alone."
You used your hand that wasn't busy clutching your pillow and pressed his hand more firmly to the side of your face.
"I'm so tired of the confusion Matty, so fucking tired. I don't want to be so unsure of who I am and what I am. I need something to label these feelings," you finally let out. You were now looking into your boyfriend's eyes, searching for any comfort and familiarity. In times like this you needed something to ground you to at least remind you that something is stable. Matt is stable. He's your rock.
Ocean blue eyes were soft, gazing into your own burning (e/c) ones. The moment he gave one of his reassuring smiles you knew you'd be fine. Though his smile was likely awkward, it warmed your heart. This was just another tough evening.
"Who said you needed to label these feelings right away? Figuring out yourself is part of growing as a person, we do it all the time. This is no different. Why rush to sort yourself out when you can just enjoy and feel what you want?" He used his thumb to wipe away what tears were left, his presence already stopped the waterworks rushing beforehand.
"At the end of the day," he leaned down and pressed his lips to your forehead. You could feel his smile cool your skin. "You're you no matter what identity you take. You can change whatever you want about your presentation but what matters most is the person on the inside. And damn to hell anyone that tells you that you need to identify a certain way to feel complete."
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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YOOO welcome back!!!!! ☆☆☆
Thanks broski 💫 much appreciated. Like, I'm on here often just not writing lol whoops
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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I just wanna ask and see if my request went through (the Tord x demon reader) tumblr tends to eat my asks
I DID get your ask! Sorry about that, I'll be sure to get to it when I get finished with the others :] I hope I havent left you hanging too long
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Eddsworld main four Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord short fem s/o headcanons
Again, unless it's an N$F₩ ask I dont see the purpose of specifying what gender/sex someone is so I'll just stick with gender neutral, but feminine is implied I guess. May have a suggestive comment here or there I hope you don't mind. For the sake of keeping things consistent let's say s/o is 4'10-5'0
The Main 4 With a Short S/O
Edd
Loves having a short s/o!
He is quite tall in my headcanon, 6'3 or 6'2½". So he is bound to get stuck with someone shorter than him anyways
But someone as short as you? He feels like the green giant
He likes picking you up and carrying you on his shoulders, and he likes the way your face lights up when you playfully tell him to stop (you dont mean it. you love it)
Sometimes he's afraid to hurt you. He shows his affection with playful shoves and such that would otherwise not affect his friends
He always puts things out of your reach, just so you'll have to ask him go help
Dont blame him. He likes feeling useful to you
Edd looks forward to seeing you use his hoodies
Seriously. They're monstrous on you
Seeing you in his clothes in general just does "something" to him, and often you'll find him wanting to head to his room earlier in the evenings
Edd enjoys a good size difference in the bedroom
Tom
Tom doesn't care for the height of his s/o
The Brit is 5'10", so there is still quite the difference
It's pretty much the same as any other relationship with someone of any size
He will tease you here and there, but don't expect it to be often
Maybe if you can't reach something really important he'll joke about it to playfully lighten your mood
He's the most normal about it, he doesn't have a particular "thing" for it
Not that he would notice it often anyways
If you're sensitive about being short, he will cut the short jokes out entirely in efforts to not hurt your feelings
Helps you here and there, but prefers to just hand you a stool instead to stand up on
So it's still helping, he just wants to see you have your independence
The only time he is grateful for your size is when he gets to hold you easily while you two lay in bed
Your shorter frame just fits so well while he engulfs you in a hug
Matt
Like Edd, he adores your short size!
Seriously, it makes him so happy to just be able to pick you up and hold you by your underarms
He's 6'½". Tall and skinny
For someone so lanky he sure can hold something really heavy, so no matter your weight as long as your small enough he can pick you up with ease
Probably due to his supernatural vampire strength but we're not here to talk about that
He takes any chance to help you reach things, but will more often just accommodate things for you to reach so he doesn't have to see you struggle often
With such a big height difference, it's always something he thinks about but never says out loud. He's more polite about you being vertically challenged
When he does take a jab at your height it isn't because he us aware, he just happens to be blunt
The ginger got you a mirror that perfectly fits your frame from head to toe
It makes him feel warm and fuzzy when you drag him to stand in front of the mirror with you, even if a lot of the top of his body won't be seen in the mirror
He got it for you, after all. The guy loves to adjust your outfit while you watch him through the mirror. He takes pride in both his and your appearances
Tord
This man thrives off of having a shorter s/o
Like, a lot
He likes to be the taller one in the relationship, but by no means would he love you any differently if you were tall
Tord makes you wear his hoodies and shirts often, just because they engulf you
He especially loves when you put on his old trench coat
Basically if it's his and you wear it, he'll sort of have this "cuteness agression"
Meaning he will hug/cuddle you to the point of where your spine pops from pressure
Tord likes that you're easy to pick up and practically manhandle, but only it you allow it
Will pop up behind you while you're sitting on the couch and rest his head on top of yours
Plays "keep away" with you often. Your phone? His. Your keys? Also his. Your undergarments? You better be ready to either bite his shins or hope you jump high
Often places thing out of reach where even HE needs a stool to grab said item. Usually just stuff like putting cereal boxes all the way to the top of the pantry, coats and shoes set haphazardly at the top of the shelf in your closet, things like that
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Lol guys I am so sorry for being dead I’ve been busy with other things lately. Other things called depression. Anyways yes I see all your submissions and I’ll be getting to them shortly!
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Yooo im curious on what ur tordtom headcanons are  '͡•_'͡• 
Tom x Tord Headcanons
Tord purposely messes with Tom, and he receives the same treatment back
They are the description of "a boy will be a jerk to you if he likes you"
Tom makes sure Tord is painfully aware that the Brit is 1 inch taller than him when he wants to tease
Tord has height issues with being the shortest out of all of them, enough said.
They arent very domestic with thier interactions
"Sup commie"
"Eat my dick, fuckface ❤" then Tord proceeds to kiss Tom's cheek
Except he unexpectedly licks Tom knowing how particular Tom is about other peoples bodily fluids on his body
Their rivalry knows no limits, they'll make loving each other a competition while still being dicks in good faith
Tom did Tord's laundry once, but ended up matching all the socks with the wrong pairs on purpose. A small inconvenience, but aggravating nonetheless
Tord makes Tom's coffee in the morning, but on very rare occasions will he out of nowhere pour so much sugar in his mug And let it be known Tom drinks his coffee pure black, so Tom ends up gagging on the diabetes-inducing mug of coffee
Tom gets sickly-sweet when he is drunk Before he and Tord got together he was brash, rude, and pretty aggressive. Now he just drags Tord into his bed and subjects him to 11 pm ramblings about how the sky isn't actually blue it's the reflection of water and the bending of light or whatever
Tord doesnt have the heart to tell Tom what happens when he gets drunk, it's the few times they truly get to just snuggle up close and talk about stupid things that dont mean much. He'll be damned if Tom stops drinking because of these small domestic moments Tom desperately fears
Emotionally, Tord is the more mature out of the two. Tom doesnt know how to work a proper romantic relationship
Even though they arent physically abusive like they were when they were younger, Tord makes sure they go to couples therapy at least once a month. Luckily, Tom doesn't fight this decision. They both know its for the best
Tord's love language is acts of service, he does little things for Tom without Tom even knowing
Tom forgot his keys on the counter and wouldn't look there in the morning and would leave without them? Tord would put them in his hoodie pocket the night before if he sees them laying there
Tom's love language, as nonexistent as it is, is quality time
He'll invite Tord to his gigs and disguise it as him needed extra protection from certain creeps, ask him to run to the store with him real quick because he "can't carry all the bags back inside himself and doesn't want to call for someone to come help him when he gets back", and sometimes even just bluntly asks Tord to lay in bed with him after a particularly rough day
They're kinda dysfunctional here and there, but they really do love each other in thier weird ways
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Werewolf!Ell x Reader fluff please?
Oof, sorry I've delayed this any further than I have already. And thank you for clarifying in DMs this is a fem! Reader. I'll sorta keep this as gender neutral as possible though, mostly because the only time I specify something gender related it's for more nsfw stuff. Sorry its short and not much interaction, I'm having a hard time finding spare time to write rn.
Werewolf! Ell x Fem! Reader
It was a strangely quiet night, way more quiet than it usually would be. It wasn't every night that you would find yourself engulfed with silence, the only thing being heard was the occasional car driving by and the A/C unit buzzing about. The sound of casual late night conversation and the television running downstairs no longer filled the empty void. It would have been concerning if you didn't know prior that Tamara and Tori went out for the night.
And thank whatever good god for that.
You had just gotten into bed, pulling the blankets almost uncomfortably scrunched up to your body as shivers racked your being. Your nose felt cold and there was an almost icy sting in the air. Kind of like you were previously dipped into an ice bath. You almost regret sleeping in just some shorts and a regualr Tshirt you snatched from your girlfriend, Ell.
Speaking of said girlfriend, where was she? You knew of her "problem", but it was more of a minor inconvenience of shedding extra fur around the house and locking the cats out her room for a few nights a month. On nights like this where it was the dead of winter and she was transformed into her fluffy self, it would have been amazing to have her cuddled up to you as you slept tonight.
Especially since she got so warm and was the one who turned on the A/C in the dead of winter in the first place
She took the whole "being a werewolf" thing pretty hard when it initially happened, so scared of herself. So no matter how much Ell wanted to as much as you did, she would not let you come near her until morning. She became larger, easier to aggervate, and easily became stronger than she initially was. Which should have been impossible considering her strength beforehand.
As much as you loved how selfless she was being about the whole ordeal, you desperately needed someone to cling onto. Your feet were cold, your face was cold, and my god you'd be wrong to not take advantage of the fact your girl is probably the most warm thing in this house right now.
Begrudgingly, you slid out of bed and thanked whatever deity existed that you had the room floors replaced with carpet a few months ago instead of the rotting hardwood floor. You tugged on the first oversized hoodie you could get your numbingly cold hands upon (this also belonging to your girlfriend) and quickly shuffled out your room.
Closing your door behind you, you made your way to Ell's room and knocked rather loudly. It was bad enough to be out of bed on a cold night, but you wish you would have brought yourself a small blanket while you waited for an answer from the other side of the door. Not even the comfortable hoodie knit with fleece on the inside was able to put a stop to your trembling limbs.
A groan could be heard from inside the room.
"What do you want, (Y/N)?"
She didn't sound the most pleased, but she still answered. Unlike how other nights she would flat out ignore you.
"It's the dead of winter and the fucking air is blowing as if we are attempting to turn this house into the tundra! Now open that door and let me sleep with you tonight or I swear I'll break this door down myself and tie you down to keep you from escaping. You're literally my only source of warm there," and as if on cue, a shiver ran it's way down your spine.
It was quiet for a decent minute of your time before you heard another more dramatic and drawn out groan come from the other side of the door.
"Come in, don't let Ringo or Tequila in."
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Tom hideing something from edd
Oof, sorry for not getting to this earlier! Christmas was such a hectic time, and just recently found out I got covid issues soooooo yeah <:/ hopefully I didn't leave you waiting too long! Sorry it may be quite short
Tom x Edd
Can be seen as platonic or romantic, it's just something silly. Tom hiding something from Edd!
Edd's number one prank is to hide things from the others constantly
No one is safe from Edd snatching a pair of glasses and putting them under the floor boards
Tom's special flask had been hidden for weeks until Edd caved in and got it from the top of the fridge-
Why didn't he think to look there-
Well, what better than to get back at Edd than with a taste of his own medicine?
It couldn't be something that Edd needed for everyday work, like his phone, computer mouse, tablet pen-
They all steal each others clothes anyways, so it's not like stealing a hoodie or shirt would be any fun
But Edd was very particular about his coffee mugs
Other than Tord, Edd was the only other one who would drink coffee. Matt claimed it was terrible for him and Tom didn't have the taste for it
Edd insisted he could only drink coffee out of mugs, washing a mug by hand if he had to just so he could have a cup in the morning
Tom hid every single mug in the house
Tord was more or less fine, he was a heathen and would drink his coffee from a regualr glass
But Edd? He was crabby at 5 am, looking in the cabinets only to see there were no clean mugs. Looked in the sink, none were in there either?
When he looked in the dishwasher to see nothing there either, he was immediately pissed
Edd shook Tord around, thinking he had something to do with it
"Oh my God Edd, 5 in the fucking morning! Wh- NO I DONT know where the damn coffee mugs went"
Tom had stayed up all night just to wait for this moment
He knew Tord would be the automatic suspect for the crime committed. It was the best case scenario
He was subtly standing outside of Tord's door watching Edd pin Tord down and start to basically search his blankets and pillows around him
When Edd then got up seeing as he couldn't find any mugs and started toward Tord's closet, Tom couldn't contain his laughter
Both Edd and Tord both snapped thier attention to the Brit folded with laughter, the Norwegian giving a death glare and the other man literally killing Tom with his gaze
Tom was forced to sleep on the couch for a week while Edd stripped his room bare for any place a mug could be hidden
Tom didn't mind, the couch was quite comfy and seeing Edd lose his shit over missing mugs was the best entertainment in a while
It kept Matt up at night with how loud Edd would be searching, as Tom and Matt's rooms were beside each others
Poor Matt, the poor poor bastard had no clue the mugs were hidden underneath his bed...
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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paultryk headcannon?
I'll be honest here, Paultryk is the only ship that I just can't get behind. But ONLY because Pat doesnt have a personality aside from like, two or three lines in the entire series. I'll do what I can, just note that I headcanon Pat WAY different from what the fandom is used to. And sorry this took so long, I had n o inspiration for this but as I went on I got into the groove of things
Paul x Pat Headcanons
They both hated each other at first
It was usually Pat that liked to butt heads with others
Paul is reserved, but doesnt take shit from anyone. He is overall relaxed and likes to make friends, or even just acquaintances. Company has always been something he enjoyed
Pat on the other hand is a snarky asshole with the tendency to have an overly sized yet fragile ego. He makes friends and allies souly for the purpose of his gain or out of boredom. He doesn't trust easily and will find any reason to get out of jobs that require more than 2-3 people at a time
You can see where their personality contrasts
Pat and Paul were both constantly at each other for everything, but Paul insists Pat started it
Pat, did in fact, start it every time
Thier workload in the army was so much, causing even more tension between them considering they were constantly working with each other
Red Leader made it very apparent he wanted them to get along eventually if they were both going to continue being his right hand men
The only time they got along was near death scenarios
Which I mean, you kinda have to if you want to survive
It wasnt until one bad incident where they both ended up in the medical bay where they eventually came around to each other
Paul was the first one to be dismissed from recovery, he insisted he was feeling better
Pat on the other hand was in remission for a while. The incident, which happened to be a plane crash, left him with a leg that needed amputating and a decently sized scar on his abdomen that came from a borderline deadly gash leading to a large amount of blood loss
He was brought in the state of critical condition
Paul was lucky to get out of it with some minor scaring on his chest and a scar over his eye. He's got a neat glass eye now
Red, as the wonderful and gracious leader and boss he was, had assigned Paul to assist in Pat's recovery as well as perform his regular duties
Paul was a respectful man, and didn't question his leader and his questionable decisions. Throughout plans to take over small countries to even starting small wars with other rival armies he would silently agree or refuse to comment
But what the fuck
Least to say, after the first three days of Pat's bickering it was like working his normal tasks
Just less smoke breaks
Paul would absentmindedly help with Pat's basic tasks around his med bay quarters until he got the proper amputation and replacement of his leg
Paul ended up not minding the fact that Pat would make a rude comment on how long he was taking to fulfill the mans needs and wants
Bringing him his meals, helping him get from one place to another, things of that sort
At first, Pat was as stubborn as a mule and wanted to do things for himself a lot of the time
It took about two weeks of all that for the asshole to stop complaining and just comply as it turned into a routine
As a few months went by with Pat's physical therapy, Paul had been more accustomed to being considered good company
Pat went from being an asshole to being more or less tolerable
It was starting to become obvious Pat liked Paul's company more than he would like to admit
He was patient, borderline selfless, he had good humor, and he wasn't afraid to put Pat in his place when he would start acting like a real ass
Pat would make excuses for Paul to hang out and take some time away from his other duties
"Wait, you DON'T know how to get rid of phantom pains? Well weren't you just such a big help. You know, you're already here so we might as well hang out so time isn't completely wasted"
Paul sees right through it, but he doesn't make a comment
He doubts his work partner even notices his own behavior shifting
An ignorant Pat is always a good one, Paul noted to himself
Once Pat was out of recovery, they started to argue less
Red Leader was impressed with the attitude change, and made his own smug comment about how he should endanger thier lives more often
While Paul laughed along and agreed, Pat stayed uncharacteristically silent instead of making a jab back at the leader
A few days later, Red had informed Paul that he would be changing sleeping quarters. He was to trade positions with Yanov, making Pat his new roommate
Paul was sure Pat would have been pissed, but to his surprise he was informed that Pat was the one who requested the change
From that point on, they became inseparable. They did most thier daily duties together without complaint, and instead filled what used to be painful silence with friendly banter
Pat had managed to become less insufferable around others, finding himself relaxing around people when Paul was around
Even without Paul, he would finally make efforts to be genuine in his interactions
Pat was much less of an uptight, vindictive, self-absorbed prick. He would exchange more playful comments than snarky insults. When he did, there were no venom in his words. He was more open and willing to take in criticism to grow as a person. Pat was awfully more dorky than he let on when they first met
His snappy demeanor was more along the lines of friendly sarcasm
And Paul fell hard for this shift in his coworker's personality
Paul was very straightforward to himself about his feelings, coming to the conclusion around 5 months later. He couldn't deny he had some kind of feelings for Pat. He wanted the word "partner" to mean more than being paired up for work, if you catch my drift
Pat on the other hand went through all 5 stages of silent grief as he slowly came to the realization he was not only most likely bisexual, but his bisexual awakening was his coworker. He lingered most the time on the denial stage of it all
We love internalized biphobia
Paul was good at reading people, he saw what was happening
Pat would get flustered easily over the tiniest teasing. His eyes lingered often when Paul was tasked with his own work, and refuted any time Paul called him out. Paul had all of his attention when they were chatting with other soldiers around the lobby area
So without beating around the bush, Paul went shoot his shot
"You know, if you had any of the observation skills you said you had to gain this job, you'd have noticed by now I have the same feelings back"
Pat seemed more flustered over the fact that Paul felt the same way rather than the fact he had been so blatantly obvious
They didn't really mark anything as official, mostly to stay as professional as possible with the situation they got handed
Although Red Leader caught on, he was sure to let them both know "what he didn't see he wouldn't know"
Red did in fact know, and he was probably waiting for something like this
Maybe not the whole falling in love part, but it did make things run more smoothly so he had no reason to object thier relations
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Hello!!! can u do some headcanons for tom and edd ? of like how is their daily life together and stuff ? :D thank you!!!
I'm assuming this is the ship pairing of Tom and Edd! :3
Edd x Tom
Daily life together and their relationship as a whole
Tom is the kind of person to go to bed early and stay in bed til 2 in the afternoon. Not that his job as a local musician lets him get home all that early at all
Edd, on the other hand, stays up at ungodly hours of the night (mostly due to his sleeping issues he refuses to get resolved) and gets up in the morning at around 6 AM no matter how much sleep he got that night
It's more often than not that Tom will come back from a gig that started at 8 pm to walk in at 3 am. And there Edd is, sitting on the couch while sending emails to his clients
Tom tried to get Edd to go see a doctor, psychiatrist, anyone that could help with his sleeping disorders. But Edd was stubborn, so Tom opts to snuggle into Edd's side as he continues throughout the early morning
When Tom falls asleep- which happens quite quickly after a long session at the local bars and pubs- Edd carries Tom to their shared bed
He'll do his work in the room at the desk as Tom sleeps since he can't go to sleep with Tom himself
Tom will occasionally wake up around 5 am, only to realize that he is snugly fit into the side of Edd comfortably
He stays up a bit just to see the peaceful look on Edd's face as he sleeps. He finds it sad he isn't able to see the look on his lover's face more often
Tom almost regrets going back to sleep a few minutes later. He'll shove a bunch of melatonin in Edd's face next time he gets home for sure
He just tends to forget to remind Edd, who should already be trying to do something about it as is
Edd will wake up and start doing his assigned chores in the house
The asshole likes to make a lot of noise while passing Tord and Matt's bedrooms just for the simple sake of a "fuck you, stop being lazy and get up more early"
If it weren't for the fact Tom got headaches easily, he would do it to Tom more often too
Edd will make breakfast for all of them in the house, setting aside a plate for Tom when he eventually wakes up. Not like he has anything better to do other than take a shower and start replying to those repetitive emails
During the day they are usually both home, Edd doing his work on the couch or dining room table while Tom will look through ads for job openings. He finds a few gigs here and there but he might just start working as a bartender soon
On days where they aren't working, they usually hang out normally as they would with the rest of the gang. Only difference is that Tom clings to Edd's side more frequently
Not like pda or any touching around the other guys, but he does stand or sit really close to Edd. It's a comfort thing
They arent secret about thier relationship, but Tom would rather not hear the fake gaging noises from Tord or the teasing from Matt
Edd will sometimes wrap an arm around Tom's waist when they go out, or they'll casually hold hands while walking
Tom has a bit of social anxiety, so the hand holding keeps him from picking at his fingers and having them bleed
Edd likes to fidget with Tom's hands a lot in general, so it keeps both their minds more occupied
Ever since Tom and Edd got together, they tend to do the grocerie shopping together just to get out of the house and have some bonding time rather than lazing about, being stuffed in the house with nothing better to do
Edd gets hit on by strangers, a lot. No matter how blatant it is that they are out as a couple. Its mostly women, which makes Tom insecure seeing that Edd does have a more female leaning attraction
Edd shuts the flirting down very quickly, and will be as rude as necessary to get people to fuck off if needed
He know's Tom isnt the most secure person in the world when it comes to relationships
For that reason, they tend to have date nights in more secluded ways with just them together. Like having a day out at an empty park or going to a less populated diner
Edd isn't the most romantic person in the world. Neither is Tom. They were best friends before their relationship, and that is what feels most comfy for them
They dont find the pressure to be romantic, they just hang out as if they were just normal friends, just with a little more touching and loving glances
Edd always gives Tom the most warm and loving smiles, contrasting the way Edd usually wears a sarcastic grin around others
These bitches gay. Good for them, good for them ♡
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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I'm reblogging this to hopefully get more asks and requests sent my way. If y'all got any, please shoot them this way.
Requests
Uhhhhh, I'm new to this whole thing so please don't mind if I seem to be making any mistakes or technical errors running this blog.
I made the ask box open, where you can request scenarios or imagines where I reply in a short form of bullet points or even full on oneshots if I feel like it. I'll write for almost anything, but if I find your request to be too much then I'll ignore and delete the ask, no harm done.
You can request character x character, or character x reader insert. You will have to specify if the reader identifies as a guy, girl, or other gender identity. For best results, let your asks be as specific as you want it to be, as long as you aren't sending full on paragraphs. This blog will have nsfw when someone requests, so I'll tag it as such.
If you have any questions, go through the ask box and I'll answer you.
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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OH OH- by any chance any headcanons on tord x edd considering their daily jobs/chores ?
OooOOooo Hey Jazzy 💚 lemme see what I can do for you :>
Edd x Tord
Daily chores around the house
They've got a weekly rotation system in place when it comes to chores. All of them do. They usually have one main chore they do and everyone collectively does smaller things around the house
One day Edd will be working on dish duty and Tord will be working on laundry, it'll be like that for a week and then they switch jobs
Edd likes to distract Tord from his chores a lot, since Edd gets finished with his way faster
Telling annoying puns, flirtatious teasing, getting handsy, Edd likes to see Tord squirm and/or annoyed a lot
Edd breaks dishes frequently. Too much, actually. On purpose or as a mistake, spoons get bent or a mug gets shattered
He also manages to mix up the colors while doing laundry often. He has too many pink tshirts now since he put all of Tord's red hoodies with the whites on accident
Tord does chores slower but in that timeframe he manages to do things correctly
When he does laundry he'll steal some of Edd's hoodies for "safe keeping"
Edd on the other hand, steals Tord's underwear and places them in stupid places around the house. Usually to bother Tom more than Tord.
Luckily it's all clean laundry
"Edward, please for the love of God tell me that's not my underwear inside the microwave."
Edd will complain half the time while doing chores too. Sometimes he'll ask Tord for help that he doesn't even need
He says its because he works better with Tord around, but it's just so he can mess with Tord more
Not that Tord minds anymore, he's grown to love the insufferable bastard
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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hey hey, welcome to hell, can I get some uhhh- headcanons for Edd and Tord as I'm slowly being dragged back into my old fandoms
Hey hi hello! Sure, some headcanons of mine. I think I can do that. I'm not sure if you mean Edd and Tord as the ship or as in them separately, so I'll just do them separately!
Edd Headcanons
Has constant sleep paralysis, and absolutely refuses to see a doctor about it
Refuses to see doctors in general, he is paranoid and only trusts Tord with his health even though Tord dropped out of medical school half a year in
Has, can, and will kill a person if they mess with his friends. This should be a given
On the other hand, he would definitely sell his friends to Satan for a mint worth 15 cents at Costco
Tallest of the group, 6'2 to be exact. Built like a soft brick, if that makes sense
Learned Norwegian for Tord throughout highschool. Luckily it counted towards his second langauge credit
The only one out of the group to finish college. Brags about it often because he was also first in his family to seek higher education and go through with it
My Edd has the personality type of pre legacy and the looks of post "The End"
He is British and Hispanic, though he didn't grow up speaking Spanish. He tried to learn because he finds his culture important but just can't seem to find the spare time to do so
He was the one who giften Susan to Tom all those years ago
His favorite band of all time is the Beatles, which is a reason why he named his cat Ringo
He is bisexual with a lean towards women, but has had multiple thoughts about his best friends (Tom, Matt, Tord)
But that's just what homies, do. Right guys?
Right????
Tord Headcanons
As stated, he tried to study medical school but flunked half way through first year. Instead went to trade school for mechanics
Didn't stop him from learning on his own time of medicine and human biology, hes always had a knack for science
Tord was the edgy kid in school that thought he was so cool in believing in conspiracy theories
He no longer believes in the theories because he was a man based on scientific beliefs of logic and reason, but the gang tease him every once in a while with a snide remark about the earth's curvature
He is the third tallest, at 5'10 and he doesn't care as long as he's taller than Tom
He gifted Tommie Bear to Tom as an anonymous gift as a child, and he still gets a warm feeling when he sees how nice Tommie has been kept throughout the years
Tord never left for the Army, but actually went to the big city for better job opportunities
The Army however, was a tradition that he tried to break from the cycle. His father being alive is what keeps him from not joining, and he hopes to God that it stays that way for a good while longer
Only smokes vanilla cigars, he cant stand the smell of regualr cigarettes or the taste for that matter. Even then, he doesn't smoke as often as he used to
He's sort of a health nut, the kind of guy to critique other's eating habits- as rude as it is he just worries about his friends. Especially if it doesn't seem like it, with him insulting Tom directly rather than his drinking habits
He is Norwegian and Welsh, Norwegian through his father and Welsh through his mother.
Always preferd to learn Welsh but his father insisted Norwegain would be more important. Surprisingly, neither seemed to be important, but Norwegian was always handy when he visited family there
He is very much bisexual, and with no particular preference. And shockingly enough, he doesn't date around too frequently
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Hello!!! i hope ur doing great!!
So may i request Matt x tom in which matt confesses to tom in the most absurd way possible? :D
Oh my lord first ask here we go- I imagine he wouldn't do anything too drastic or absurd, but this is definitely out of the norm. Just as if he never really dated someone seriously before so he goes searching in ways to let someone know they like them and he comes across a bird website without reading it's for birds-
[[Edit: oh my god this whole thing deleted itself sorry this took so long- Luckily I keep short back ups in my google drive when I write. And sorry it's not my best work, but these are drabbles after all]]
Matt x Tom
Matt confessing to Tom in an absurd way.
As much as Matt comes off as a confident guy, he over thinks a lot. And with overthinking, comes extensive planning and researching. Lots of note taking
He likes Tom as much as he likes himself, but he never had to impress himself before so he wouldn't know what exactly gets people "wowed"
Matt searches of subtle ways that you can confess to someone, but something that would make an impact for sure! And what better resource to use other than trusty Google?
He used Tom's laptop instead of using his phone like a normal person. Probably just to get time to talk to him and bring up conversation. Well, it worked!
Ignoring the fact he didn't check the domain of the website or the title of the article, he quickly got to reading.
Dancing? That's a way to confess to someone and attract them to you? He did take ballet in year 4 of school- No. He hasn't practiced in years so he wouldn't be up to perform.
Building? Like, what, a house? No, he couldn't do any arts and crafts let alone a whole building.
Singing? A love confession through a song would be sweet- if he could only remeber the lyrics of any song. He could hum for sure, but his memory was never the best so memorizing lyrics could take months!
Rocks! Well, more like pebbles and stones to be exact. Something that looks pretty and would be easy to carry? Matt can get behind that! It would be a sure way to get Tom to notice his feelings towards him, right? Sentimental things seemed to be something Tom cared about, since he had the same guitar bass for years and kept his childhood bear in mint condition.
With a short shout of "fuck", Tom has retracted his foot from the floor only to find a smooth and pointed stone. He raised a brow in annoyance and sighed, bending over and picking up the amber stone. It's pretty for sure, but nothing he would think about at first glance.
He placed it on his desk, to question Tord later on about it. Lord knows this was one of his stupid ways of minorly inconveniencing the Brit in his day-to-day schedule.
"Tord better have a good excuse for putting tiny hazards in my room again-"
He turned to his bed, only to have the utter look of disbelief on his face.
A whole pile of pebbles and small stones, neatly piled on his freshly made bed. Either Tord was seriously fucking with him or it was the other two. He leaned towards the ladder, mostly due to the fact that Tord would have left his bed a mess or even hide the stones underneath the covers, the messy way it was before he got back home. But now it was neatly made along with a large pile of rocks sitting innocently enough on top.
And with a quick knock and no other warning, Matt barged into Tom's room. Which was quite odd seeing as Matt usually hated to invade someone else's personal space in such a way.
Matt looked as if he were the one supposed to be in shock.
"Tom! Uh, you were out with Edd minutes ago- I promise I have a good explanation!" Matt scrambled to hide the bag behind his back, but it was no use. The clinking sound of stones clashing against each other was a dead giveaway, not to mention the guilt on his face alone.
That's when Tom remembered the tab left open on his laptop. The bird courting rituals- surely Matt wasn't doing what he thought he was?
"Matt, you DO realize that certain birds give stones and pebbles to thier potential mate, not humans. Right?"
...
A long, uncomfortable 5 seconds of silence passed. At this point Matt didnt bother to hide the bag in his hand any longer. He looked disappointed, but also nervous since he knew Tom had common sense and put two and two together. Wait- since when did his face suddenly feel so hot?
"Y-you mean I gathered all these pretty stones for nothing?"
The dark eyed man approached the ginger calmly, taking the bag and placing those on his desk along with the amber stone. He pulled in the taller man into a comforting hug and sighed.
"I accept the pebbles and your silly confession Matt. But lord help me if I find a pebble in bed while I'm sleeping tonight."
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jelly-fried-rice · 2 years
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Requests //CURRENTLY CLOSED//
Uhhhhh, I'm new to this whole thing so please don't mind if I seem to be making any mistakes or technical errors running this blog.
I made the ask box open, where you can request scenarios or imagines where I reply in a short form of bullet points or even full on oneshots if I feel like it. I'll write for almost anything, but if I find your request to be too much then I'll ignore and delete the ask, no harm done.
You can request character x character, or character x reader insert. You will have to specify if the reader identifies as a guy, girl, or other gender identity. For best results, let your asks be as specific as you want it to be, as long as you aren't sending full on paragraphs. This blog will have nsfw when someone requests, so I'll tag it as such.
If you have any questions, go through the ask box and I'll answer you.
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