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Moved blogs!!

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It is 18+, so please make sure you have an age in somewhere on your blog, or you'll get blocked

[jean-kayak]

Moved blogs!!

jean-kayak->@kkyaka

It is 18+, so please make sure you have an age in somewhere on your blog, or you'll get blocked

[jean-kayak]

Moved blogs!!

jean-kayak->@kkyaka

It is 18+, so please make sure you have an age in somewhere on your blog, or you'll get blocked

#im still reupload fics on my new blog #but once im done #i'll no longer be active! #kayak.stop talking 🛶

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

[jean-kayak]

HEHE NEW BLOG UP AND RUNNING 😁😁

@kkyaka

Reminder that it's 18+!

#hehe im so excited #kayak.stop talking 🛶

[jean-kayak]

Haikyuu!! Boys Reacting to Your Baby Bump

Request: Can you write about hq boys reacting to your baby bump when you’re pregnant?

Characters: Akaashi, Kageyama, Kuroo, Tsukishima, Semi, Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Kenma, Hinata, Oikawa, Bokuto

Warnings: Some post timeskip spoilers

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Akaashi Keiji loves reading to you and his growing child. The first time it happened was a complete accident: you enjoy hearing Keiji recite poems before heading to bed, and apparently so did your baby, their first kicks shocking you and Akaashi when he finished the poem. Every night, Akaashi narrates his favorite childhood stories featuring various and incredibly animated voices. Other times he lulls both of you to sleep with a sweet sonnet he wrote himself, expressing his excitement about you and the little person he can’t wait to meet. He especially relishes placing a gentle hand and tracing small circles on your bump while he reads, a big smile never leaving his face when he feels another kick in response to his soothing voice.

Kageyama Tobio once tried balancing a volleyball on your baby bump, and when it actually remained in place, it became part of his daily routine after coming home from practice or a game. At first you chided him for doing something so silly (does this man only think about volleyball?), but now you can’t help but laugh every time this happens. When the volleyball suddenly falls off your bump because one of the baby’s kicks was quite strong, Kageyama couldn’t stop shouting, “They’re already a genius setter!” He shares this information with his team. Every. Single. Day. No one has the heart to tell him that technically your baby’s kicks show more of their soccer skills than volleyball ones.

Kuroo Tetsurou likes talking to the baby bump non-stop. If he’s not telling his baby bad science jokes (he even pauses, as if waiting for a response, before continuing with the pun or knock-knock joke), then he’s asking the baby for advice on how to deal with your cravings and mood swings. Also, he can’t stop calling your baby Youth or Young one, which makes him sound like an 80-year-old. “Young one, your mother is cranky today. Should we get her pickle juice before she whacks my ‘rooster head’ again?” You whack his head anyways.

Tsukishima Kei constantly puts his headphones on your baby bump, making sure his child can listen to the greatest classics and possess an amazing taste in music prior to leaving the womb. He even has a system set in place to see if the child is receptive to a certain song or not. If there is at least one kick, the song is added to the “Playlist for Dino Egg.” If there’s no kick, he skips the song and immediately takes it off his Likes on Spotify (he can already tell that his kid would make for a great music critic).

Semi Eita often sings to your baby bump, hoping the lovely melody and the soft chords from his acoustic guitar reach the ears of his tiny child. Despite being a band musician, he is only a back-up vocalist and feels quite insecure about his singing abilities. But his initial nervousness is quickly dispelled as soon as you both see that the baby can’t stop kicking whenever he sings. Semi even writes a lullaby for your child, titled after their future name. His bandmates beg for him to include the song on their upcoming album because it’s a gem, but he simply shakes his head and says it’s only for his child’s ears to hear.

Iwaizumi Hajime can’t stop touching your baby bump, his large hands already guarding his child. You can’t help but tear up whenever you see a softer side to Iwaizumi as he whispers to his child on how excited he is to introduce them to the world and show them his favorite people, places, and food, and even to teach them sports. (“It doesn’t even have to be volleyball! And if you don’t want to play sports, that’s fine, too! Whatever you do, you’ll definitely be better at it than Shittykawa.”) He definitely has a picture of you cradling your baby bump in his wallet.

Ushijima Wakatoshi, being the secret farmer that he is, compares the baby’s size to a vegetable or fruit, still unable to fully process how quickly his child is growing. He even places said fruit or vegetable on your belly, as if the baby can see it with x-ray vision. “It is Week 20, you are a banana,” he’d assert, not even realizing that he accidentally called your baby a fruit. Your favorite week? “It is now Week 30, and you are as big as this cabbage I just harvested.”

Kozume Kenma likes to talk to your baby bump when he is stumped on a certain video game. Although his child can’t actually provide an answer or clues (and Kenma doesn’t allow you to speak on their behalf, or “You’ll interrupt our conversation.”), talking to his kid clears his head and suddenly he knows how to solve the game. Before departing to resume his playing, he thanks your baby for listening and softly kisses both you and your belly.

Hinata Shoyo always narrates every volleyball game he watches on TV to your baby bump (yet another man who can’t think anything beyond volleyball). However, you somewhat worry for your child considering that the baby only hears, “ZOOM! BOOM! SWOOSH!” instead of an actual commentary about the rally.

Oikawa Tooru has adopted several pet-names for your child as the baby bump continues to grow. At first he only called the baby “Alien Fetus” or “It,” to which you threw a volleyball at him every time he said those words (“OUCH–I only say it out of love, Y/N-chan!”). Now, he always coos at his baby with Spanish words he’s learned during his time in Argentina, such as “Mi principito/princesita (my little prince/princess),” “Mi corazoncito (my sweetheart),” and his favorite, “Mi tesorito (my little/sweet treasure).” You may be jealous–but only slightly jealous–that your child receives cuter nicknames from Oikawa than you do.

Bokuto Koutarou loves planting hundreds of kisses on your baby bump, even counting each one to teach his child, “How to count! He’ll be a math whiz like me.” (“Akaashi told me that you failed many of your math exams, though,” you supply, to which Bokuto exclaims, “AGAAASSHII! That was supposed to be a secret!”). Whenever he feels the baby kick, he lets out a, “Hey hey hey, lil’ one!” while his grin beams with so much pride.

#i love this so much #pls dont bring my baby fever back #kayak.recs🛶

[jean-kayak]

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐘?

DRUNK AND NASTY; prank texting the aot boys “wanna get drunk and nasty?” from a different phone number they don’t recognized

→ INCLUDING eren, armin, connie, jean

→ READING: black!fem!reader

→ GENRE + WARNINGS: fluff/crack + suggestive all throughout but nothing 18+, mention of violence, armin slightly not being armin, language

→ A/N: it’s like 1 am and I’m doing this- but it was fun tho <3 if you don’t the context of the title, here’s a tiktok with the sound

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @blackweebtrash @lilsparkyswife @tsumusitadori @myhoodacademia @asaincy @morosis-haze @monirei @thechinadoll @mypimpademia @plutosexc @wockeshaa @starkou

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⭑ hmmmm I need start writing more for aot, barely anything on that masterlist 😭

⭑ hope you guys enjoyed <33

bye babes, drink your water and I love you MWAH 💕

𝐏𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝟔𝟖:𝟏𝟗 💗

ATTACK ON TITAN MASTERLIST ✰ MAIN MASTERLIST

© 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟣 𝗈𝗁𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗁. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽

#STOP. #THIS IS EVERYTHING #eren reply literally gave me butterflies #kayak.recs🛶

[jean-kayak]

happy 5/4 and a merry akbk day, bokuaka nation! here's my work for a devotion themed bokuaka webzine from a month ago! a comic about bokuto's weaknesses post-time skip

#AWWWWWW #WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY SO CUTE #kayak.art recs🛶 #bokuaka

[jean-kayak]

Y'all I'm really digging the new theme on my blog😌

#some of y'all might find it obnoxious #but i do not care hehe😌 #i like it and thats all that matters #kayak.stop talking 🛶

[jean-kayak]

Give him a break

#LMFAOOO #i love him 💀 #kayak.art recs🛶

[jean-kayak]

HELLO!😊

As some of you may know cause I've been talking about it way too much in the past 24 hours, I am moving blogs! hehe I'm so excited, can you tell? My new blog is going to be 18+! So, if you are under 18, then please don't follow, but I'm not deleting this blog, so all of my work will still be here, but some of my most recent fics will be reposted on my new one. Also, since I think it was lowkey highly enjoyed, I will be reposting "Nothing Changed" on my new blog as well lmfao. When I get it up and running, I'll let you guys know!! And I've also changed my "name" so on the next blog, I will no longer be Kayak!

#my one year is in two months #but i cant wait any longer #i just love writing #and i feel like being on this blog is starting to drain me #but if i have time #i might do an event #lmfao we'll see #kayak.stop talking 🛶

[jean-kayak]

Lmfao turns out I'm a dumbass 💀

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN UPLOAD MY POSTS ON MY NEW BLOG WITHOUT REPOSTING ANYTHING

#what i was trying to post was virtually impossible LMFAO #but yeah #just working on some housekeeping stuff #and then it should be up and running soon 😁 #kayak.stop talking 🛶