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the crossroads

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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

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one of my least favorite things is that I can’t teleport

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one of my least favorite things is that I can’t teleport

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#hilarious #honestly

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#holy shit #testicle discourse was not on my bingo card for may

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have you done your daily click

#Astrid ellison was a huge middle grade crush for me in like 6th grade

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Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

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Y does it profile pic look NOTHING like u

LOL because it’s an oc meant to be a fusion of Yamato, Musashi, Kojiro and Kosaburo (this blog’s namesake)

My main pfp looks like me tho

#you are so pretty #i hope i can be as pretty as you when I'm older #especially since we have similar hair and skin color(I'm just hoping because I have curly hair. but like. you are so cool)

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Anyways, second Hyperfixation

HOLY HADES

Two

it's so much fun. the final boss is significantly harder than Hades I, but it's still a lot of fun. also the new gods are so cool. Like Hestia is my new favorite (besides Artemis. Man i love artemis).

ALSO SELENE. IS SO PRETTY. AND SO AHAKEGSKDGE

also hands down Chaos. I love them so much. Especially them holding their old head and spine. it's just so aesthetic. and they're really beautiful.

I like most of the weapons. i don't really know how to play with the torches or skull yet though.

Also Eris <3333 love her character design

#hades ii #hades game #greek mythology #hyperfixation

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wouldnt you like a taste of the power?

wouldnt you like to use more than words?

hi i love hades 2 and epic the musical im very Normal™️ about both

#wyshshskasgg #except it's in 2x speed cause of Hades Two hermes speaking fast

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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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the current trend of "tumblr users embarrassing themselves by proudly announcing why they don't listen to any music made by black people" is really astounding.

i cannot help but think this is a direct result of liberal White Guilt and how people have interpreted "anti-racism" as form of cultural self-segregation - the kind of person who thinks trying to cook chicken curry is cultural appropriation, or sends white people anon hate for wearing a kimono (yes, this kind of discourse happened). like, "oh, no, i could never participate in this culture, i'd get my evil white hands all over it! it would be more Progressive if I only did White things."

if you're a poc you've seen this, i'm sure - this deer-in-the-headlights stare you can get from white people when you play music / show art / share a story / anything that is Racially Coded, this total refusal to actually engage with it out of fear that it is in some way Wrong for them to have any opinion on it. because they read somewhere that it's bad to use AAVE but the only lesson they actually learned from that is "gotcha, white people are not allowed to interact with other cultures as punishment for my White Crimes. this helps to fill up the gaping pit of my white guilt and makes me one of the Good People." this transforms their discomfort around non-white cultures (black culture, especially, i should add) into a kind of virtue

anyway if you are white and reading this. go listen to some fucking haliu mergia. ethiopian jazz. will knock your dick right off. go listen to rap or reggae or bollywood and have a genuine reaction to it - like, an actual, from-the-heart reaction. you are allowed to not like some of it. but you will definitely like at least a little. yes, you can compare it to lemon demon (or whatever) if that helps you get into it and that's your only point of reference. maybe don't say that part out loud. but don't, like, separate yourself from it, like you are seeing it in a museum and the only polite thing to do is go "ahh, huh, very interesting, so much culture here."

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me immediately after walking into tartarus