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TANGERETTES, WE’RE SO BACK

#he’s such a beautiful freak #terrifying series of texts to receive at a crisp 9:06 am. On my way #kris letang #l

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love the announcer calling a bunch of guys trying to fight each other along the boards a “meeting of the minds”

#some of the most minds of our generation #obsessed tbh

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it’s their birthdays today. if you even CARE!!!

#the kind of post that would drive Kasperi Kapanen to commit actual cat burglary #<- help!!! HELP!!!!! #happy birthday to tangy and tanger two truly incredible cats in the world

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HAPPY KRIS LETANG 1,000TH GAME DAY!

#but mama i love him #kris letang

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NHLers as Oddly Specific Graphic Tees: Part 15 of ???

✨ Kris Letang Special Freak Boy Edition ✨

special bonus 2 shirts are for @jasonzucker and @timbitshockey

#tbt to this my favourite post in the world #it's his special freak boy day #kris letang

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sob… it got cuter

#sorry about me you should block the tag #kris letang #bc today it's all about him. it's his birthday #other days it's all about him because i have a loyal heart and a passionate spirit

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AGAIN WITH THE MEOWING… he’s never beating the catboy allegations

#clips that changed me forever

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asdfghk tanger in his hot witch era

#remember this freak? #it's his day today. if you even care

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mood

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM!

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Top 5 tanger moments

my beautiful freak. my gorgeous little bug. okay.

5. when he was reading the weather for some news program and they asked him to read it in french and he got all flustered and read it again in english and then he was sooooo embarrassed

4. when he dressed as wonder woman for halloween

3. when he bowled sid over to the fucking ground in that famous celly and then caught him from hitting his head on the ice like some kind of romance cover hero

2. when an old teammate revealed that they were road roommates and everyone hated rooming with tanger and nobody wanted to be assigned as his roommate because he would just watch racing videos on his phone at full blast volume constantly and leave them playing while he went to shower and also he was annoying and never calmed down

1. when he was a giant bug for halloween and nobody even noticed or cared about his big bug ass but i noticed. and i cared. i care about his big bug ass

#it hurts to see tanner pearson turning down the opportunity to live your dreams #kris letang #there's no other man like him out there. and that's good. i have enough problems with just him.

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PLEASE SOMEONE GIF KRIS ON ALL FOUR ROCKING BACK AND FORTH IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHILE SULLY WAS TALKING I AM LOSING MY MIND

#happy birthday to the king himself

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#watch it anyway but from a standing position of despair

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As far as Tumblr is concerned there are 3 types of hockey player: sad wet cat, slut, and bastard

#kris letang is all 3

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bully/cutie: the dichotomy of man

#devastating geno gifset #maybe the most genoing geno gifset ive ever seen #evgeni malkin

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└ an ode to crop top king joel edmundson

#the last gif i- #who was that who fondled thsi mans whole crotch? #joel edmundson #love his work. keep it up

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RUSTY!!!!!!!

#its what he DESERVES!!!! #THATS MY PRESIDENT #bryan rust

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great reaction right here from connor mcdavid, having a little laugh, always so serious, right? but not right now, he's soaking this in, having a little chuckle on the bench

connor (+ leon) after connor's 100th assist of the season

#the way he leans in to knock against leon has deranged me permanently #he’s happpyyyyyyyy i’m fighting demons #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #Mc Juicy