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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you
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how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls
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it's "surrealism" TO YOU. to me it's normal.
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alright
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I like having fun & playing is that really so bad...?
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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended
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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!
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