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So......

Hi. its been a while, huh?

I want to apologize for disappearing without saying a word. without getting into detail, (cuz i dont feel comfortable saying, sorry) basically what happened was i went on a "deleting all my accounts and works" spree, the only reason my tumblr account is still here is because the website glitch and wouldn't let me delete it.

I shouldn't have left without at least saying something and i am sorry for that. During my time away i left the dsmp fandom and i dont think ill be coming back. Any of my wips for the dsmp stories are long gone since they got deleted and i wont be able to write anything for them since i lack the motivation.

Im sorry and I hope you can forgive me.

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a sneak peek at the next chapter of the foster au.

I was almost finished when my brain decided i needed to rewrite it.

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Leaf dragon thing

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

#reblog #Im laughing so hard

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Exile but if Dream was a naga

Anyhow enjoy these drawings I'm partying after pulling an all nighter to make these

#tw vore

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Beating the House prt 1

So this took a little while to get out, but here’s the story I know a lot of people have been waiting for. Remember to drink water and eat something today folks~

What happens when Dream chases Tommy to Quackity for comfort, and big brother Wilbur doesn’t like that. 

Warning: Soft vore, foul language

Keep reading

#reblog

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reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

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Sorry i disappeared, life just got busy. I am working on foster au but i don't know when the next update will be.

Anyway, have a borrower Tommy.

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

#reblog

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Apparently nobody takes my threats seriously.

If you have an idea for the name of the foster au give it to me or will literally just name it snakes and spiders. I will do it, this a threat.

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Hi! Um. Giant essentially using their stomach as a fishtank to travel safely with tiny mer friend(s)? I just kinda think it's a cute concept, do whatever you'd like with it!

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Warnings: Soft vore (That's really about it? It's really just fluff kdnaakdna

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Full tank

Techno sat by his desk in a huff, boredom, and tiredness blatant on his features. He lived ‘alone’ in his apartment building, which was honestly what he wanted. He was ‘isolated’ from everybody else and thanks to his intimidation, not too many interacted with him.

And not only that it’s most probably due to the reason he’s a hybrid, a piglin hybrid to be exact. So, he’d normally get a lot of stares and comments from the public eye. He preferred to avoid that attention, it annoyed him.

Besides his kind next-door neighbour, an old lady who needed help on occasion and thanks to his strength, he could easily help her with the groceries in exchange for some fresh cookies that the old lady baked for him as a thank you, which sat beside his desk as a snack in the current moment.

He was an online college student, studying English. Besides having the stresses of being a hybrid, he was honestly a normal person living out their days, attending college, working his part-time jobs, doing assignments and such.

But there was one thing that wasn’t all too normal about Techno’s life…

“Oi bitch!”, an arrogant British accent called out. “Are you done with those cookies? I want some!”, the annoying voice asked in a rather demanding tone, normally if it were someone else, he’d flat out ignore them, but not this one.

A small red Mer propped his head out from the top of the tank, leaning his upper humanoid half on top of the glass in favour of gaining a better view of Techno. His lower half remained in the water, the red fins floating around much similar to a beta-fish.

The teenager’s blonde hair soaked from emerging and bright blue eyes stared into his soul. Techno only paid those eyes a moment’s glance before turning back to his assignment. “Dunno, maybe if you asked more nicely, I’d be more willing to give it to you”.

The teenager groaned before diving back into the water to swim around the tank, looking as bored as ever. His fault for choosing to stay the night, he didn’t have to spend the night with Techno, but he did, now he had to face the consequences.

The tank was fairly large and took up some fair space within the room, Techno didn’t mind it as he didn’t have many belongings in the first place. So, making accommodation for his friends were more than welcome.

The tank wasn’t too far from the desk either, so it wasn’t a surprise to say that Tommy attempted to splash him with water. Techno managed to get his assignments out of the way without water getting splashed onto them. He stared annoyingly at Tommy.

“Really? Tommy, I told you yesterday if you were to come to my apartment, I was going to be busy.”. His response was an audible angry chirp as the blonde remained in the water, crossed arms, and staring at Techno within the tank.

Techno sighed and stood up, grabbing a towel that lay beside the tank and putting his other hand into the tank to scoop up the Mer who willingly held onto the hand. He brought out Tommy from the tank and began to dry off his hair with the towel.

Luckily for them, this wasn’t a dangerous thing. Mer could breathe above the water; All you would have to do is keep them hydrated. “Can I have the cookies now?”, Techno huffed and walked back towards the desk, laying the Mer down as he grabbed a cookie.

He broke the cookie into some small chunks and handed it to the Mer, who happily dug into the treat. Techno returned to his assignments as the Mer ate, “Y’know, you should get more cookies! That old lady’s cooking is amazing!”.

Techno smiled at the compliment for the lady, “Yeah, she’s lovely as well. I’ll be sure to get more at some point”. Tommy nodded in reply and continued to munch on his cookie.

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Some time had passed between the two, sadly the peace came to end as Tommy finished his cookie and wanted attention from his older brother again. “Techno!”, he groaned out annoyed. Techno turned his head to give attention to the boy, worried that something may be wrong.

Much to Techno’s annoyance, that wasn’t the problem. “What’s the matter, Tommy?”, “I’m bored again!”, Tommy huffed out annoyed as he crossed his arms. Techno pinched his nose, “And what am I supposed to do about that?”, “Play with me!”.

The boy’s eyes were wide with excitement at the idea of playing, Techno’s eyes narrowed at the sight before letting out another sigh. “Fine, just give me a minute”. He got up, luckily for him; He made decent progress on his assignment, it wouldn’t take him long to finish it the next day.

Putting away the files for the assignment, he went over towards the kitchen grabbing a cup of water and a water bottle for later. Because knowing Tommy, there was going to be a whole lot of chaos of what was about to happen.

He put the water bottle away in a backpack and went over to the desk with the cup of water, laying it on the desk as he sat down. Not to his surprise, Tommy was already attempting to jump into the cup of water, but it wouldn’t quite work in his favour as Tommy couldn’t move very well on land.

He looked to Techno for help, he simply smirked before picking up the boy gently and placing him into the cup. He was about half the size of the cup, and due to how narrow the cup was; Tommy didn’t have much space to swim around.

He looked towards Techno with one of the biggest grins he had ever seen if he was honest; Because his little brother was often a mischievous brat. “Ready?”, Techno asked as he gripped the cup towards his face but before he could get a reply though.

Tommy had jumped from the cup into his mouth within a second, Techno almost choked in surprise but decided to simply keep his mouth shut and roll with it, he could scold the boy later. The taste of salt hit his tastebuds which then turned to a sweet strawberry taste.

He could feel the Mer’s tail move around in his mouth as Tommy squirmed, the boy was notorious for fighting back whilst doing it, causing his hybrid instincts to emerge as he began to purr happily. He then felt the boy tap the roof of his mouth, signalling that he was ready.

He titled his head back and swallowed, soon tracing the Mer’s descent with his finger and eventually into his stomach. As the boy landed, he let out a disappointed chirp. Meaning Techno would have to swallow some water.

He gulped down the rest of the cup, hearing a happy chirp as he stood up. He went to the door, grabbed the backpack and went outside. It caught the boy’s intrigue, “Techno, where are we going?”, “You’ll see.”. But Tommy already had a sneaking suspicion of what was to come.

Techno went from his apartment, walking around a couple of blocks and making his way into a nearby park, which there was a large pond. Where Tommy and his family lived. He dipped his hand into the water and made a couple of splashes to indicate that he was there.

Soon, happy chirps could be heard from the water becoming louder as they drew closer. Eventually, they breached the surface and yelled out Techno’s name, there who greeted him was Wilbur, Phil, Tubbo and Ranboo.

“Heya mate!”, Phil greeted, Techno waved in reply. Tubbo’s eyes began to scan over Techno curiously before widening slightly in realisation, Wilbur picked up on it instantly with a smirk. “He did it again, didn’t he Tech?”.

Techno huffed out and nodded, the Mer’s were always good at reading him for whatever reason. His hand moved protectively over his stomach out of instinct to protect the occupant inside. All he was met with was the happy faces of the other Mers.

Then, the other mischievous one decided to speak up. “Wouldn’t Tommy be lonely in there, how about we join him?”, the tone was playful from Tubbo. It was clear to Techno that Tubbo simply wanted to see his adoptive brother, so he laid out his hand for Tubbo to jump onto.

In a swift motion, he shoved Tubbo gently into his mouth and swallowed. He then soon joined Tommy who happily greeted him with a couple of chirps. This was the outcome Techno had been expecting and soon, Phil, Wilbur and Ranboo joined the two of them.

Leaving him with a full stomach as he gulped down the remains of his water bottle, he could feel the Mer’s squirm as they chirped happily. Whilst they also rubbed at the stomach walls in comfort, it brought a smile to his face.

He soon made his way back to the apartment, not bothering to put the Mers in the tank. Instead, he laid in his bed, his hand laying over his stomach protectively as he slept, he could let them out in the morning.

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This is still a threat.

If you have an idea for the name of the foster au give it to me or will literally just name it snakes and spiders. I will do it, this a threat.

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If you have an idea for the name of the foster au give it to me or will literally just name it snakes and spiders. I will do it, this a threat.

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.... i has more ideas

Platonic g/t soulmates au.

Ane one were the both humans and giants are idiots and don't know each other exists.

So one day tommy was like "oh boy! I sure cant wait to meet up with my friend/best friend/brother figure that i talked to over the internet! He may say weird stuff like how tiny all birds are and stuff. And he says he lives in a big city that i cant find any were on the map but im sure its fine!"

Tommy then preceded to meet up with his friend/best friend/brother figure and was very confused as to why Wilbur was giant. Meanwhile Wilbur was very confused as to why his friend/best friend/little brother was tiny.

.... ok now i retreat back to my corner.

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Tinies are brave as fuck. reblog if you agree

They have to deal with ridiculous heights all the time to accomplish tasks, and climb and leap across gaps anyway.

There’s a strong possibility of being crushed if they’re not careful all the time, but they leave safe shelter and explore around anyway.

They know there’s giant animals that could attack them but they go outdoors anyway.

A giant looms over them, but they protect their fellow tiny friend and yell at the giant anyway.

They see gigantic people that could easily overpower and hurt them, but live amongst and choose to approach and interact with giants anyway.

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Now i kinda wanna write a story about this

I was practicing drawing humans. I have no idea what this is, if I were to guess I’d say this dude bought some jam, it turned out to be sentient and now it’s threatening him. 

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I was practicing drawing humans. I have no idea what this is, if I were to guess I’d say this dude bought some jam, it turned out to be sentient and now it’s threatening him. 

#jam art #I HAVE LORE??! #eh #idk