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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#A scyther with a Drifloon partner.... #I'm sorry buddy I will end up popping you

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Delicious and dragons

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Biblically accurate Falin

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Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

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My free Seattle libby card is gonna expire within the month and I don't know how I'll function without such great access again 😭

#libraries #Oregon has a state wide one and it's the pits for wait time and we don't have so many things I wanna readddd #Why do so many non resident fees need to be made in person ill pay but I can't fly accross country 😂

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Guess who's falling back into acnh 😌

#Acnh #Finally finish that neighborhood

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Why are y'all still using the word 'Middle East'. We've had this conversation already.

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Art by @nemi.official

#Call this my horizontal time

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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Lisa Frankenstein bloopers 😊

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Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀

This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨

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I love that all the body parts used to repair the creature in Lisa Frankenstein were things that hurt her when attached to the living person they came from. Like, Lisa's stepmom never listened to her, so creature took her ear and always listened, that guy whos name I don't remember tried to assault her with his hand, but creature took it and touched her gently with it, and that other guy whos name I also don't remember fucked her stepsister with his dick, but creature took it and fulfilled Lisa's dying wish with it. Idk, it's cute to me and I want someone like that.

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I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.

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⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️

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„i just don’t think anyone should be forgotten”

- Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

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