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Do Not Go Far From Me
Kt. 27. Bisexual mess. I prefer the company of my dog. My aesthetic lies somewhere between lesbian lumberjack, witch, and Big Tiddy Goth Girl. She/Her. Don’t go out if you can’t tip.
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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sex is a lot like lord of the rings. it’s over nine hours long, there are giant deadly spiders, legolas is there
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Wow it’s been a REALLY long time since I’ve been on tumblr
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Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw!
The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet webbing, called the aril, and looks exactly like the demon-infected heart of a video game monster. That haunted webbing is the source of mace, an apparently common spice that I have literally never heard of but which is the source of the classic doughnut flavor, among other things. (It’s not related to the self-defense aerosol.)
I think most people know you can also get balls high off freshly-ground nutmeg and possibly die after the absolute worst trip imaginable, potentially lasting several days.
So, that’s fun! Doughnuts are flavored with Deeply Cursed Monster Hearts and I find this utterly delightful.
ALARMING! I love it!
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Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)
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Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh
Ryan Reynolds: ME
Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT
Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER
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most blessed social interaction of the day? there was a dog in the car next to me at a stop light and his owner noticed me cooing over him so she rolled the window down and i rolled mine down and she shouted “HIS NAME IS CHECKERS!” and i said “HI CHECKERS!” and checkers, that amazingly good boy, lit up like a christmas tree and wagged his beautiful tail
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me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel
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