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Hi everyone! Since Tumblr hasn’t been able to fix my situation with the odd confirmation email (actually, I never even got a reply for my form), I decided that the best thing to do was start a new rph. From now on, I’ll be at @jackieofrphs. I’m still working on the theme and on following people there, so bare with me for a couple of days, ok?

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Hi everyone! Since Tumblr hasn’t been able to fix my situation with the odd confirmation email (actually, I never even got a reply for my form), I decided that the best thing to do was start a new rph. From now on, I’ll be at @jackieofrphs. I’m still working on the theme and on following people there, so bare with me for a couple of days, ok?

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Pick Up Lines Meme

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions to your heart?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

#ask meme #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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CHARACTER/RP PAGE #03 BY CVNDYTHEMES

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Auto Centering to fit any screen resolution

7+ Custom Links on fixed header

450X200 Character Portraits

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Infinite Amount Characters

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Basic HTML to edit colors ; box + table size changes not recommended Please reblog or like if using. And let me know if you come across any issues.

#theme:bio #page:bio #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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ally’s favorite fonts pt. 6 — download

#fonts #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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#ship insp #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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the best part about stranger things is that they can’t solve anything until they put the three groups together because each group is acting within a separate genre

mike, lucas, dustin, and el are in a weird sci-fi coming of age story where the group of plucky misfit kids solve the mystery and test their friendship along the way

nancy and jonathan are in a horror movie where the teenagers have to kill the monster set against a backdrop of high school drama and romance

joyce and hopper are in a conspiracy thriller where the adults have to figure out what shady stuff the government is up to while also dealing with the difficulties of their personal lives

they all approach the issue within the confines of their genre, but none of those approaches work because none of them are seeing the whole picture. it’s only when all the threads start to converge that they can actually get anything done.

#stranger things #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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˚✧*   –––   SHAWN MENDES GIF ICONS.   ❜

here are [   –––   195   ] gif icons of shawn mendes. i’m taking full credit for these because i made all of the gifs from scratch ! you don’t have to like or reblog this, just make sure you aren’t stealing & taking credit ! i don’t mind if you edit these, or repost them, as long as you link back to this post in some way. p.s. don’t be afraid to ask for updates every month. enjoy !

#shawn mendes #hunt:masc #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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She’s sweet, but she’s f**ked-up.

Rushmore (1998), Dir. Wes Anderson (via wnq-movies)

#quotes #char insp #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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                                                                  DOLCE (page ten, vcnilla)

this is a page designed for skeleton groups, however it can be used as a muse page also. it’s a social media tabbed page with hover dropdowns for four connections, a little aesthetic description, an instagram tab featuring posts, likes + a feed, a twitter tab featuring a feed, images + liked tweets, & a pinterest tab featuring three boards !

connection icons (30x30), pinterest icon (90x90), pinterest board covers (100x100), twitter icon (70x70), twitter header (190x80), twitter images (90x120, 55x65, 55x50), instagram icon (70x70), instagram image (150x120), instagram recommended icons (30x30)

the icons for the tweets + liked instagram posts will automatically resize, so you can just use the main icons.

editing for personal use is fine, however all coding depicted here, despite having had been released for public use, is property of us. do not take parts of the coding for your own codes, claim as your own or redistribute edited versions. do not replicate the code + pass of as your own. the credit must remain in tact, visible + linked to us. provided everything stays in tact + the rules are abided, you are free to use + enjoy the code for as long as you like !

please feel free to let us know of any bugs or bumps, we’ll try n help - enjoy the code. take a look at the PREVIEW, view the CODE or see our LAST CODES.

#theme:muses #page:muses #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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001 PSD BY FIREDASH;

Like or reblog if you like or download and don’t redistribute, be honest! (dl)

#psds #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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#cg #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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○○○  — IMAGE TEMPLATES BY SCINTPABLOS

REQUESTED BY ANONYMOUS. // These are two pretty basic and simple templates that was requested so here ya go. If you guys want a more specific amount of boxes or whatever, I don’t mind making more. Just let me know. These are super easy to use — you just need to be utilize clipping masks. The psd used in the preview is my personal psd but the doodles aren’t mine, you can find them here by @louistrps​. All I ask is that you don’t redistribute/claim as your own or use this as a base without my permission. Like/reblog if using!

template 01 / template 02

#template #templates #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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replace “leo doesn’t have an oscar” memes with “will smith doesn’t have an oscar” memes so we can help this man can be acknowledged for the years of service he put into his career

#WHAT???????? #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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okay Matthew calm down my hormones need a break

#matthew gray gubler #fc rec #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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Rain prompts 🌧

“I TOLD you not to go outside and did you listen? nO. AND NOW YOU HAVE A COLD. AND IM GONNA HAVE TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH WITH SOUP AND MANDATORY CUDDLES” au

“I’m drying off your hair with a towel and I’m concentrating so hard until I look down and see you looking up at me with raindrops still clinging to your lashes and freckling your cheeks. your hair’s all mussed and I’m still rubbing the towel over your head and ajshajaklalala” AU

“STOP SPLASHING ME WTF UGH ITS GETTING ALL OVER ME AND OH SHIT IT STARTED RAINING AGAIN QUICK WE NEED SHELTER NO STOP SPLASHING AROUND YOURE GONNA GET THE BOTH OF US EVEN MORE SOAKED THEN WE’LL ALREADY BE” AU

“I don’t know why you thought a dumpster would be a good place to take shelter from the rain but here we are I guess” au

“There’s only room under this umbrella for one. Oh fine, get under here I guess we’ll both be partially soaked.” AU

“kISSING?? IN THE RAIN??? siGn Me tHe FUCK UP” AU

#plot bunny #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue

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❝ OTP Tag / Verse Name Masterlist ❞

The following is a list of 125+ OTP tag / verse name suggestions, all inspired by Sia’s last two albums, 1000 Forms of Fear (2014) and This Is Acting (2016). Credit goes to the respective lyricist(s). If you find this list to be helpful and would like to see more, feel free to message me anytime.

otp:  all the things you’ve taken

otp:  always had the upper hand

otp:  blunted thorns are soft on my skin

otp:  bring it on and bring it strong

otp:  bristling with desire

otp:  burn with me tonight

otp:  can’t get enough

otp:  can’t hide the pain

otp:  challenge me

otp:  come a little closer

otp:  danger is coming

otp:  disregard the mess

otp:  don’t give up

otp:  don’t leave me

otp:  don’t wait too long

otp:  don’t wanna fight anymore

otp:  don’t you wanna free us

otp:  falling through the cracks

otp:  feel the beat in your chest

otp:  feel the love

otp:  feeling every cell fall in love with you

otp:  feeling my temperature rise

otp:  fight this war

otp:  fill the void in my heart

otp:  fire meet gasoline

otp:  follow me like the darkest cloud

otp:  fought so hard for your heart

otp:  found solace in the strangest place

otp:  free the beast from its cage

otp:  give me a taste of you

otp:  give me all you got

otp:  going up in flames

otp:  held hostage by your love

otp:  held hostage by your touch

otp:  here by your side

otp:  here comes the shame

otp:  hold the flame alight

otp:  hold you in my arms

otp:  holding on for dear life

otp:  holding on for tonight

otp:  hungry for your loving

otp:  i ache for love

otp:  i am hot for you in every way

otp:  i had locked my heart

otp:  i wanna be your muse

otp:  i want whatever you’ve got

otp:  i was a broken thing

otp:  i was never in control

otp:  i was scared to let you into my heart

otp:  i’d take a million bullets for you

otp:  it all begins with just one kiss

otp:  it’s agony

otp:  it’s been a long time

otp:  it’s dangerous to fall in love

otp:  it’s lonely at the top

otp:  it’s never the right time

otp:  it’s the final chance

otp:  kill me with your loving

otp:  lacking courage

otp:  like a storm cloud

otp:  like smoke darkening the skies

otp:  like sugar and spice

otp:  live like tomorrow doesn’t exist

otp:  lost in doubt

otp:  love me to the beat of a drum

otp:  loving you to death

otp:  me and you against the world

otp:  midnight decisions

otp:  need you in every way

otp:  never played a fair game

otp:  never thought we’d meet again

otp:  no time for games

otp:  no time for love

otp:  nobody out there to catch your tears

otp:  one-way ticket to a place where all the demons go

otp:  only two footprints in the sand

otp:  remember when we had it all?

otp:  right where we’re meant to be

otp:  ruin me

otp:  running out of breath

otp:  secret life of lovers who have others

otp:  see me fall apart

otp:  skating on thin ice

otp:  smile through the pain

otp:  so many red flags

otp:  soaking in all your love

otp:  standing on the edge

otp:  strike the match

otp:  such beautiful pain

otp:  take me for all i have

otp:  take your chances

otp:  tears fall to the beat

otp:  tell you what you want to hear

otp:  the line has been crossed

otp:  the pain of losing you

otp:  the pressure’s rising

otp:  the storm has broken

otp:  the war within

otp:  this secret burns

otp:  this too shall pass

otp:  thought i could save you from destruction

otp:  trust no one

otp:  twisted up like a slipknot

otp:  under the covers

otp:  we had love so strong my heart couldn’t take it

otp:  we might be moving too fast

otp:  we only have the memories

otp:  we were meant for one another

otp:  we’re a perfect match somehow

otp:  what i don’t know can’t hurt me

otp:  when the fire dies

otp:  why can i not conquer love?

otp:  won’t make it through tonight

otp:  won’t you let me be your rhythm tonight?

otp:  you are my whole world

otp:  you bring me to life

otp:  you covered my heart in kisses

otp:  you did not break me

otp:  you draw me back in

otp:  you got too close

otp:  you let the light in

otp:  you started breaking down my walls

otp:  you terrify me

otp:  you were worth the wait

otp:  you’ll never get it

otp:  you’re locked inside my heart

otp:  your body’s poetry

#masterlist #masterlists #otp names #verse names #otp tags #verse tags #s-u-g-a a.k.a. AgustQueue