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Y'all gone hate it here.

Diavolo and the boys have been turned human while in the human realm, cause unknown, and they just so happen to be in Florida with a southern MC who has to babysit while Barbatos and Lucifer search for a way to reverse it:

The boys holding a fruit they found: These look delicious!

They go to take a bite, but MC interrupts them: BOYS! Where did y'all get those?!

Startled, they nearly drop the fruits, turning to see an irritated MC.

Diavolo: What's wrong?

MC: Now, dadgummit, have y'all eaten them yet?

Mammon, confused: No...

MC: Throw them away right now.

Beel: But it smells really good...

MC: That is from a manchineel tree.

Belphie: And?

MC: That fruit is called a manzanilla de la muerte.

Levi: You speak spanish?

MC: I went to public school. I didn't have a choice.

Belphie: But what the hell does it mean?

MC: Uhh, "little apple of death." Boys, y'all are human for the moment, so the entire tree will kill you. It's the most dangerous tree on the planet.

Asmo: What?

MC: The fruit is toxic, the sap is toxic, the bark is toxic.

Satan: and their native to Florida?

MC, exasperated, hoping Barb and Luci will return soon: Yes. The sap is so poisonous that the smallest contact can cause horrible blisters. It can cause you to go blind, so can the smoke if you choose to burn the bark. You can't even stand under the dang tree while it rains in case the raindrops collect any sap on the way down.

Mammon: Well, why can't you just eradicate them?

MC: Oh, honey, their endangered! We protect 'em.

Levi: What? You protect a killer tree?

MC: Well, they fight beach erosion.

Satan: So what happens when there's a thunderstorm and you're beside this tree?

MC: You stand out in the storm I guess.

Diavolo: That doesn't sound safe at all.

MC: Oh, it ain't cause your close to lightning alley too.

Asmo: Excuse me? Lightning Alley?

MC: Mhmm. We see the highest frequency of cloud to ground lighting strikes more than any other area in the continent of the United states.

Satan: So you're telling us we have to choose between the reverse tree of life and electrocution?

MC: Oh, welcome to Florida, baby. I believe I told y'all before the Devildom is a vacation from this fine state. Y'all gone hate it here.

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no because why is this just what every diavolo "critical" post looks like? 😭

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Diavolo truly is the handsomest prince of Devildom 👑💖

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

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It's some good dipping sauce~

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2 : Meet your brand new family!!

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#omfg #poor beel #poor mammon #hella oof

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#honestly it could be romantic or platonic #but their dynamic reminds me of some bromances ive seen in certain tv shows #so i kinda think devs are treading more towards something like that #tho they did bait shippers with some of those infamous ads

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https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/71640

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Pretty sure this is one of the first ever Diavolo Cards released, but each time I see it I think of that one cat meme.

(If you know who the artist is, please tell me so I can give credit)

I'm trying to figure out if Diavolo would think this is funny or not.

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You can not tell me Diavolo doesn’t have ADHD and even if you do I won’t believe it

If I ever say that isn't true, shoot me

#oh he has it #prob why i love him #i can relate

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@authormars Yes I certainly do - and I'm pretty sure that this isn't all of them, either. 😅

Official Obey Me! ads that are basically just super horny DiaLuci shitposts:

And some weird/suggestive Lucifer ads just for fun:

The official ads used to be insane 😭

#they had the most ridiculous ads #which is why i downloaded the app all those years ago #it worked y’all

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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.

Mc: …

Diavolo: Mc?

Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….

Simeon: Wha-

Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~

Diavolo: What a nice father.

Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.

Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Simeon: Eeem…

Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!

Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.

Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~

Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.

Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!

Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.

Simeon: *chuckling*

Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.

Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.

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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd

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MC: Barbatos! Barbatos!

Barbatos: MC, what has you so excited?

MC: I just got my degree from Purdue university!

Barbatos: Oh my! Congratulations MC. We’ll have to throw a party.

Barbatos: What is your degree for?

MC: *Shows*

Barbatos: *Gives you an annoyed glare and walks away*

Diavolo: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Diavolo: “You should give us a demonstration.”

Barbatos: “NO.”

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You either die a Hero or Live Long Enough to see yourself turning into your biggest enemy…

Aka shitpost

#barbRATos

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This is the best sticker.

#shining nikki

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Nikki shouldn't be marrying Kimi on a Denny's parking lot in her normal clothes while Reid watches in the distance.

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MC going to the Devildom in Season 2:

MC going to the Devildom after Season 3:

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Diavolo & Animals

He looooves animals and canonically says he loves cute animals in a devilgram so it’s no surprise he has so many different interactions!

Chicks, bees, bunnies, fish, cats, dogs, birds, and a fawn, weasel, a rat, and tanuki! <3