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About to graduate with a degree in costume design!

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

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Can we please just take a moment to appreciate Zahra Bankston

Thank you

#red white and royal blue #zahra bankston #alex claremont diaz #this is the moment I fell in love #this is a six foot two Texas beefcake running in fear from a woman half his size #I am a simple bisexual #that’s what did it

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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

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Go off, Padre!

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Political campaigns LOL FOR REAL

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Rest in peace, man

You were a real one

CARL WEATHERS and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Predator (1987)

#carl weathers

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@thecreatorfromgallifrey Buddy. I’ve been on this site since sixth grade. I’m about to graduate college. Trust me, ‘Hellsite’ is earned. Welcome.

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

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1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

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Amazing episode- far too short- amazing episode. HOWEVER WHY DID IT HAVE TO END THERE!? WHAT DISNEY EXEC DO I HAVE TO [redacted]

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I’ll take all the frozen daiquiris God has to offer instead of margaritas but otherwise all of the above please and thank you

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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SHE SAID IT

#pjotv #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #SEAWEED BRAIN #pjotv spoilers #percy jackson

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My therapist actually recommended I write self inserts as a form of comfort! I’m relatively isolated and don’t have a huge friend group, so it’s hard to feel like I have someone to lean on at times.

Writing my favorite characters telling me what I needed to hear on bad days is SO comforting, and no amount of embarrassment is ever going to be more important than that.

And now I have those little paragraphs to go back to in the future when I need a lil bit of assurance.

Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”

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I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

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Miss Freya Moxie enjoying holiday break

I’ve had an absolutely terrible week, please send me pictures of cute critters.

#kitties #my love my life