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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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that’s going to be my lower back piece actually

booking appointment now

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a mood for day 600 of hiatus and no news of when 1d is coming back:

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Louis at the Keepmoat Stadium to support the Doncaster Rovers Football Club. (7/27)

#Wtf he looks so young #like actual louis but a baby

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fine line live part from harry's goodbye love on tour video

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“i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay,” i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

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um u “like classical music” but can’t even name any 2012 one direction songs? ok 😂😂😂

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i dont like one direction but can i still be your friend

absolutely not

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WWA Tour Intro on the screens

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#lmao #1d

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13 years of One Direction

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number one on itunes

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Louis sitting in the stage with his lil beer.

Faith In The Future World Tour: Columbia. (22 July 2023)

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#arses que matan #I WANNA

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Louis' new hair in Columbia

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, ONE DIRECTION!

Inspo. Please do not repost.

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