The sluttiest thing a person can wear:
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- Are you going to speak at his funeral?
- No.
- …
- He won’t be there to hear.
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me @ all my kingsman ships:
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Kingsbook #7 - Find more of this nonsense under the “kingsbook” tag!
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Thinking about Percilot and James always complaining about how he hates wearing all black suits cause they’re penguin suits and Percival says nothing. Expect the next day there’s a small penguin plush in James’s office with a handkerchief with a small ‘P’ on it.
(Much later, a small yellow penguin plush with a line of stitches on one of it’s wings makes it’s way to Percival’s desk. Percival nearly cries at the sight, and does when he feels arms wrap around him.)
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Avi’s HC’s: Kingsman Edition
Since I always have a shitload of silly lil ideas and HC’s bubbling in this empty bone cavern, I have decided to share them with you uninterested folks
Anyways, here are some HC’s for my bbg, James Spencer, also known as Lancelot, who had very little screentime
⁍⁍ He cannot cook. I love and adore him, but he simply cannot.
⁍⁍ Pranks. No one is safe, not even Arthur. He’s only still an agent because he is (was) so good at his job.
⁍⁍ Roxy’s uncle. The man spoils her rotten.
⁍⁍ Pure, unchained theater kid energy. He has a flair for the dramatic, and sometimes injects old-fashioned phrases into conversations.
⁍⁍ Absolutely loves dogs, never had to go through the dog test and has zero knowledge of its existence. Percival doesn’t have the heart to tell him.
⁍⁍ Prefers not to wear his glasses because “he doesn’t need them”. Also thinks that they negatively affect his “devilishly good looks.”
⁍⁍ This man is a dork and kind of a dumbass but he’s my skrunkly. My bbg. Perhaps even my funky lil guy (even though this man is much taller than my 5′1 ass.)
⁍⁍ Cares very much about his looks, one of the peacocks of the agency. On par with Harry when it comes to preening.
⁍⁍ He has the worst fashion sense out of all of the Kingsman agents, and he’s kinda extra. A few times he has almost gone on missions while wearing the most god-awful ties.
⁍⁍ Speaking of missions, he’s a bit of a wild card. He likes flashy entrances, fire, and explosions. There are a few times where he’s managed to level entire buildings somehow. 2nd major cause of poor Merlin’s hair loss.
⁍⁍ He also believes that Lee should have been Lancelot, and that he was only picked because he was the one who lived, the runner-up. Perhaps he suffers from a bit of survivor’s guilt.
⁍⁍ No matter how much he tries, he cannot/is afraid of taking things seriously. His first instinct is to joke or lighten the mood, or even dismiss what is mentioned because he is afraid. He’s so used to being the “fun” one, and just doesn’t know how to handle anything else.
⁍⁍ Very physically affectionate, in contrast to Percival. This man would give the best hugs.
⁍⁍ He’s great with kids, but sucks at babysitting because he usually goes along with shenanigans.
⁍⁍ Gets along well with Harry, and probably would’ve gotten along with Eggsy if it hadn’t been for his untimely demise.
⁍⁍ He’s like a golden retriever personified, and he hates sitting for long periods of time.
Sorta au-ish stuff under the cut
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Pose studies featuring my two best bois
Some more:
Almost all of them are Percival because he is my bbg, not gonna lie.
Just here to serve the last starving Percilot shippers on this planet, after being a silent observer for far too long
"shouts into the void* Are you guys still alive?
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Ok, but for real though. I’m gonna be making kingsman merch ! Specifically charms and probably even stickers 👀👀
I’ll probably make like,,, a secret service and golden circle sticker sheet AND if I plan to do charms I’m thinking about doing Harry, Eggsy, Merlin, Percilot and Roxy. Double sided with different designs on each side :)
I’ll do an interest check and pre order soon I just have to pump out designs 😭😭
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As often as I like to think about merlahad and the select few members of the table being dubbed kingsfam I honestly love percilot despite sharing little to no screen time in one room together.
MAYBE I JUST LIKE GOLDEN RETRIVER x BLACK CAT PAIRING BUT- HAVE YALL SEEN THE ART OF THESE TWO??? AND THE DYNAMIC PEOPLE CREATED OF THEM?? ALSO FURTHER EXTENDING ROXY’S CHARACTER TOO??? BY LITERALLY MAKING PERCIVAL ROXY’S UNCLE GIVES A BACKGROUND AND REASON WHY SHES IN KINGSMAN. BECAUSE HE BELIEVED HIS NIECE IS A STRONG CANDIDATE AND DESERVING OF THE TITLE.
LIKE WHAT THE FACK. AND THEN PERCIVAL BEING THE SILENT TYPE BUT COLD BLOODED TOO AND THEN JAMES IS LIKE, “oh don’t mind him! He’s just ecstatic that’s all!” And then percival literally looks like this 💀💀
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