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sadly Arthur can't make friends with every cute woodland creature he comes across in the medieval countryside I can't believe the setting for season 5 has been out for over a month and I haven't seen a single monty python reference yet I guess I'll do it myself

in the spirit of choose-your-own-adventures here's an alternative timeline

#malevolent

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12 years ago today, we got one of the most hilarious shots in the whole show as Crowley made a homophobe kiss him in his first on-screen appearance!

#spn

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

#lotr

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Perfect catch

#cats

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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#hannibal

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#the sacred texts!

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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

#i have seen this post multiple times and every time i’m fully prepared to believe it

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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you've gotta be kidding me

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only murders in the building is honestly like The fun little show. it’s so weird and so unlike anything else. the odd trio casting of two incredibly famous comedians in their 70s with Selena Gomez. the main plot revolving around true crime podcasts. the level of complete contrivance and silliness necessary for the entire plot’s existence. certain disability representation i haven’t seen anywhere else on TV. surprise bisexuality. the mystery-comedy-??? genre mix. Jane Lynch as a lesbian lookalike of Steve Martin. the most insane celebrity cameos so sudden and jarring that you get jumpscared at least four times every season. Nice, Hot Vegetables.

#omitb

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tshirt that says "i fought a dragon and all i got was PREGNANT"

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

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#cats

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i seriously need to invite some hoes over and play littlest pet shops with them

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up