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My first exam is tomorrow so ofc I wanna tidy my room and learn languages and finally write my novel, now 😭😭

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

#felt this from the bottom of my heart #also the kids will put the house on fire while I’m showering

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actually it's only religion if it's from the religion region of the world. if it's from east asia, it's spirituality

#lol

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Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

#i would read that

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Keeping this quote to my grave

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"yayy" is such a beautiful word. let's all cheer forever 🦔

#this made me emotional for absolutely no reason

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

#up in the sky #by 77 Bombay street #and #still with you #by jungkook

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#amen to that

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#yes #but still #and bully your friends into doing it with you #but yes

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I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.

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Worldbuilding stuff:

If your story has an idle nobility class, their culture shouldn't just be different from the general population, it should be an over-the-top caricature of the common folks' culture. Whatever the population generally agrees is ideal, fair, admirable, or good, the nobility will take into stupid extremes.

Contrary to the beliefs of many, people are actually not at all happy when they're idle - a person with no assigned task or duty will go out of their way to come up with one. And all around the world, whenever there's been an upper class with nothing to do, they've started to compete with each other over stupid shit, but always stupid shit that the culture they live in considers positive qualities.

From the noblemen in Europe challenging each other to a possibly lethal duel over insulting someone's hat, to a Chinese noblewoman being moved to tears by the beauty of someone's calligraphy, bored elites everywhere have always wanted to outdo each other in their expressions of possessing all the noble traits that this culture in particular holds in value.

You can, and should, use this as a way to highlight what the actual values of this society is. In a setting where being religious is held as an admirable trait, there is nobility coming up with new ways to one-up each other in their expressions of worship. Society that values art and music will have them competing over who hires the most artists, and who employs the most talented musicians. Aggressive, war-like people will have fuels to the fucking death over a stupid hat.

Literally anything can be competed in, and bored people with far too much time and money in their hands will become competitive over the most ridiculous things. This isn't just an useful tool in worldbuilding, but also a fun one.

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Okay, I saw this in a video and I just want to know if we‘re better than twitter, so:

Please reblog for bigger sample size, yada yada yada.

#10 #yes ​i have to prove to my followers that I can do basic baby maths

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the pornbots are developing mental illness

#me instantly thinking what iffff #what if it isn’t a porn bot but someone who needs help #Save me from them

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Sometimes good things really do happen :)

yall ever talk to a guy whos exactly your type and you get scared? asking for a friend🥹👉👈

#gush as much as you want #this is tumblr #we are here for it

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you talking about yoongi, kookie or someone you’re really talking to?

yall ever talk to a guy whos exactly your type and you get scared? asking for a friend🥹👉👈

#genuine question

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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

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