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//OOC Attention, Twisted Wonderland Roleplay Blog community! We're happy to announce the launch of the NRC Cafeteria, a Discord Server designed specifically for fans of the series that happen to join us in our ask blog shenanigans.

Aside from the obvious our rules are quite lax and there's still room to upgrade the server based on member feedback, and we'd love to have you if you happen to want to get to know the mods behind this blog in and out of character, or share a little about your own blogs and characters without the restraints of making out of place posts on your tumblrs/accounts for your anons!

We ask that you pardon our dust as things get settled, and don't feel afraid to just get talking even if it takes a while for members to roll in! All suggestions will be considered and we hope to welcome you with open arms. Link in reblogs, Join us now!

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hiiii sorry OOC so don’t mind me, but do you know of any TWST discord servers I could join?

Hi there,

I'm afraid I'm not in many servers myself as apart from this blog, I'm not that active in the community. We did hear from one of the anons advertising one which is pretty small, mainly just a tiny chat server for people who send asks or roleplay twst here on tumblr? It's being ran by the people over at @mostro-lounge-offishial. Very low-key place to make friends and such. The link should be on that blog somewhere, but I'll reblog it anyways.

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Is it an option to vote OWTH and WTF on the last ask?

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Is it OWMH if I threatened headmage with death on multiple occasions?

So I (17) Pomefiore student have been having some issues with how the headmage had been ignorant of his duties, so I sent him a letter that says the following ;

"Dear Headmage Dire Crowley, I want to cut off all of your limbs and cook them, gouge out your eyeballs, feed said eyeballs to Grim, then cut open your body and eat your internal organs. If you don't pay attention to the suffering of your students, this will happen."

The next time I said this was directly to his face, not the exact same as the text above but somewhat like it.

Then I kept threatening him with even more death related things!

So, is it OWMH?

- 🪡

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Is it OWMH if I accidentally caused a student to nearly choke? I (17, Pomefiore) was spending time around the Cafeteria as I practiced poison making on an apple so that one day I may be able to become the Pomefiore housewarden. The Housewarden and Vice Housewarden pulled me over to chat about my hair [I WAS HAVING A TERRIBLE HAIRDAY AGHHH] when apparently another student from Ignihyde (also 17) decided to try said apple as a snack. They started choking- but safely made it out alive. Once they went searching for who poisoned the apple, I tried to get out without being seen, but got called out by a Diasomnia student (somewhere in the 14-16 range) who claimed they saw me while attempting to steal THE Vil Schoenheit's skincare. I say it's not my fault, because it was never my intention to ACTUALLY poison someone with the apple, but the two are claiming otherwise. So, is it OWMH? {OOC: Join the NRC Cafeteria discord server if you want shenanigans like this, featuring @nrc-fashion-advice, @cardoftartarus, and @rsaconfessions}

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is it owmh if I (16f) am trying to infiltrate ncr to see the savannaclaw house wardens errand boy?? I don’t mean anything by it and I’m totally not stalking him.. he’s just so hard working and adorable. I want to meet him.

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Your honor, once again, I have come for the fair judgment of the people.

Is it OWMH if I, particularly a raven fae, get into a squabble with Headmage Crowley, proceeded to lose, and then got put in a birdcage for longer than intended after saying he is not my father?

For context.. it was an hour or so before curfew. I had set off to the main campus in mission for a snack, particularly sunflower seeds. They're my favorite; little did I know, I had a contender waiting for me in the kitchen. Located in the vast pantry was my seeds; I enter without so much of a doubt in my mind about what I desired. Until I see it. That dastardly fellow was eating my beloved seeds!

As you can imagine, I was quite upset by this revelation and immediately requested he handed them back to me. This is where it starts; he began to scold me for not being in my dorm by now, but alas. I am not the announcer for no reason, I know these rules like the back of my mind in order to keep my place. I have roughly 55 minutes on the clock.

We bicker for a bit, I refuse to go down to such a thief, and the headmage isn't relenting. At some point, I'm standing next to the island, and he's near the fridge. Mentally, I'm sizing him up now, I'm just a tad bit smaller and more lean, in my young fae glory, I have decided this man must go down.

His arms were crossed at me while I stood up tall; in my mind, he's practically puffing his chest at me. Who am I to deny him the fight? Low and below, obviously, I got defeated after 5 minutes of struggling. This, this doesn't faze me one bit, I expected the loss and decided it was worth the effort to begin with.

However; when I change forms to make an escape. This man decided that I am too violent to allow me with the other students, and thus, I am apprehended while in such a small state. It's certainly passed curfew by now, myself stuck in a birdcage in his office while he was doing paperwork.

I'm practically screaming for dear life, cawing so loud that it rings in my own ears. The headmage decides that he must taunt me for my endeavors and for my unfortunate genetic makeup. I did not ask to be related to this man in the slightest; but that's another story. Eventually, I'm released at morning time after he proceeded to scold me as if I'd listen to such a scoundrel.

Now I'm absolutely pressed. I could absolutely run a muk on the intercom this afternoon. Alas, I seek some opinions first before potentially getting replaced for such a plan.

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Is it OWMH for turning a guys stuff to sand and "bullying him"

I (20) was minding my own business when some herbivore (16) came in and apparently they lost their house to this guy A (17) in a contract. The thing about A is that he's roped me into some contracts too so I already don't like him. Still, I'm not gonna do anything because I'm just not feeling it

Then, they - the herbivore, and their three friends - tell me that I've got to destroy his contracts because he's a total schemer blah blah blah don't care. Then, the herbivore ruins my sleep until I agree

So then I turn A's stuff to sand blah blah blah and then he breaks down, and suddenly the narrative's shifting because none of them wanted to take the blame bc they're total hypocrites

Apparently I should've been nicer about it, and they're not even yelling at him bro because they're too busy looking at a baby picture... I'll show them one too if that gets them to stop yapping

Anyways, is it off with my head or nah?

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Is it OWMH if I accidentally made myself sick by not taking a medication my body is dependent on?

To be fair, my doctor DID NOT explain how serious the medication was and how bad it would mess me up if I accidentally missed a day. Now I've been bedridden for half the week and I'm behind on potionology homework :(

Your honor, I am simply a silly little billy. So is it off with my head?

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is it be OWMH if i let people borrow the raccoons i've been training up (to chase people around, bite ankles, scare people, fetch things that need to be fetched, become short time therapy animals, deliver letters, stea- borrow without permission, spy, and so on) for a few ours for some extra money and so that the raccoons aren't bored all day and so i get free entertainment?

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Is it OWMH if I glued all of Headmaster Crowley's things to his desk?

I (16M) used to dream of getting into NRC, but since coming here and dealing with the fallout of all the overblots, I've been (for lack of a better word) frustrated with the headmage. Last week, I was walking to my potionology class, I got distracted and bumped into the headmaster in the hallway. I apologized, of course, but he went on a 15-minute spiel about how he would forgive me as he is so gracious and kind. Which made me late for class, leading to my professor yelling at me in front of the entire class and making me come in after school.

So I snuck into his office that night with a bottle of super glue and went crazy. Is it OWMH?

(could i be 🦊 anon?)

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Would it be OWMH if I banned Trey Clover from my blog? Context: I (15, Heartslabyul) started a fashion blog for NRC. I do wish to be kind to all students and give everyone a safe space to ask me questions, but...I don't think Trey can be saved. He has a *Fedora Collection.* At the same time, he may be the one who needs my advice more than anyone, but I've been in Heartslabyul as long as Rosemod has and he has yet to give any heed to what I try and say.

-🐀

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Is it owmh if I want to smooch my housewarden so bad I would willingly break all my limbs if I could kiss his cheek once

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[is-it-offwithyourhead]

Is it off with my head if I don't hate Crowley?

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Dear Quartz,

I fear that you may actually like Azul, my proof is one of your liked things came on my home page and it was literally you and Azul getting married. Do you have a defense against this? 🤨

Errmmm where's ur proof buddy..... 🥺🥺🥺

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is it OWMH if i like the savannaclaw housewarden...?

he's just so uthrhrjgjgrhrjd ❤️💖💖💘💞💕

also im the same person who accidentally blew up the Mostro Lounge kitchen via microwave if thats of any relevance

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Is it OWMH if I and my roommate if we have tried to eat Idia Shroud's hair

In our defense his hair looks like candy and I (a vampire) was hungry. And my roommate isn't exactly human (they're a type of fae I believe)

(Ps. If it's not off with our heads, we'll get you a cake)

- Vamp & Yip

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