ironbatpaperturtle

[ironbatpaperturtle]

I needed some adamsapple angst AUGH

Some one sided adamsapple with hinted guitarhero yippee (in spite of wanting Adamsapple the urge of guitarhero is stronger than I can handle)

He’s trying but it’s kinda too late for them :( once Luci chose Lilith, Adam got snatched up by the brother 🙏 amen

Maybe part of my au with Micheal but it would be later on maybe. I say this as if any of you know the plot lol

#angst?! love it #adamsapple #guitarhero

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Michael and Adam both giving Lucifer the middle finger 🤣

Adam would definitely do this. But not my version of Michael though.

Facts about my Michael: He doesn’t swear/cuss. On the “Who says fuck?” Meme template, he’s on the “has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it” tier. He’s also shorter than Lucifer, but only by 1cm.

#guitarhero #oop

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Same anon that asked the emoji. I checked about the shipping thing. I’m so sorry about that. Thanks for clarifying!

🗡️🎸 is Guitarspear based on what I’ve seen. So… is it 🛡️🎸 then??

Ooh thanks for clarifying!! Yes yes 🛡🎸 RULE THE WORLD

#guitarhero #🛡️🎸

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Are you going to turn any of this AU into fanfic on Ao3? I need some more Michael x Adam content I'm dying here😂

Unlikely? I have an AO3 account but it's shameful. Also, I have a curse of not finishing fics on AO3 so I'd probably never finish one if I did ever post.

But don't worry all my Michael x Adam content would be all posted here on Tumblr.

AHAHHAHA IM ALSO DYING HERE THANK GOD FOR BLOOGER-BOOGERS, TWOST3PS AND MINTARTEM

#by shameful I mean it in the way that I posted work and uh #OKAY YES I MADE SP KENMAN AND IM ASHAMED OF IT

[ironbatpaperturtle]

So we all know emoji for adamsapple is 🍎🎸/🎸🍎 but what’s the emoji for guitarhero? Maybe 🛡️🎸/🎸🛡️

I never really thought of that? But when I think of guitarhero I think of sword and guitar? Lowkey basic

🗡🎸 like this?

Also I don't like interchanging the symbols because urmm . . . it kinda signifies that who tops and who bottoms. AND I JUST HAVE SUCH A HARD STANDARD FOR PROPER TAGGING? OF SHIPS?

I already explained this from a previous ask: here ya go

Anyways using a shield for Michael is good too!

"In art St. Michael is represented as an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield" (1)

So I wouldn't really mind using 🛡️🎸, it would probably cause I bit of confusion? But ultimately its up to those who ships guitarhero and what emoji they want to use!!

#guitarhero #🛡️🎸 #yall pick what yall want its all about freewill

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Ohh, in the time travel au, what if when Adam accidentally say something way too 'out of character', Michael got blame for it, after all Adam spend the most tim with him and Michael is very maladjust to say the least

So the other angels just despairing because their 'innocent' and 'pure' First Man is getting corrupted and they can't do anything about it because it's Michael, while Michael is actually kind of relieve because he worried that Adam sweetness and naivety might get taken advantage of

Are you suggesting that Michael's happy that his the one who 'taints' Adam's 'innocence' instead of anyone else? Lowkey possesive asf. jk jk

But naur I get what you mean HAHAHAH.

#Adam's Time travel era

[ironbatpaperturtle]

For some reason, for S2 AU, I keep imagining that Adam, just, walk everywhere, doesn't matter if he want to reach the otherside of the city, he will walk, this doesn't impede him in anyway because like that post where he went down the sewage to avoid touching sinner, he has no issue taking a Very unconventional route so to say, like one of the hotel crew manage to chase him into an alley that they know is a dead end with no manhole for him to climb down only to lose him again because Adam scale the fucking wall to get into an apartment complex that has a window that lead to the street he wants to reach. He doesn't just go right or left, he also goes up, down and through, it's Hell, what does he cares about tresspassing

It could be another reason for Adam's indecipherable ability to not be found. Yes, he goes through the maze but he also look for crack in the walls, windows, or straight up go over or under the wall

I really like this because it kinda of delves and test's Adam's uncanny ability to get himself out of a tough situation. And we can see that by your examples.

Adam's a tuff persom, if he's really put in a touigh spot he'd use any unconventional means to win and that's so oof.

Sorry this took so long to answer huhu. I thought I had to only worry about my exams but it seems that they wanted use to join a research thing to defend our paper infront of the whole batch.

#S2Adam #Thankfully I'm taking a break so I'm about to start answering all these ask's

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Process of my art: sketch—>final

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Hi, hello

I really adore your art! Especially the Michael x Adam ones (guitarhero?)

What do you think about them doing those couple trends everyone finds embarassing. Like painting each others nails with the color of each others eye color?

BLARSG I’m so sorry it took so long but I had to make art the instant I read the last line hhhhh- personal take I don’t think angels have actual nails it’s more like a hardened part of their fingers and Adam’s eyes were originally green in Eden turned mostly gold when he got to heaven, making them hazel-ish (mostly gold but green around the pupil)

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH YAYAYAYAYA!!! it means a lot when people like my art ^^ and yuppers it’s called guitarhero :3

As for the ask, man, think that would be so cute dbcksdbciuewbfiwub. Cringe af tho tomato tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅

IMO, early on in the relationship, at least for my au, Adam wouldn’t even think of doing public stuff, especially soft, sensitive, cringe stuff, and Micheal just doesn’t know how to be in a relationship at all. They hold hands and it’s like they were walking out nude.

Later on, they be kicking their feet up and being stupid lol. All the cringe. Embrace it bby

Walking out with the nails done. The matching couple clothes. Adam is wearing a bracelet with beads made out of dried flowers that Micheal gave to him, and Adam gave Micheal a flower made out guitar picks. They’re basically branded with each other, all that’s missing are the rings probably

Adam would be having every excuse to flaunt those nails tho. He flashes them when he’s holding anything and everything. Micheal is more subtle, he just stops wearing his gloves as much.

#cringe couples?!?!? boo boo #jk #guitarhero #*sighs wistfully* #I really love these two

[ironbatpaperturtle]

If Micheal and Adam get married, Micheal should be wearing this giant suit of armor that makes him look twice his height and supur built.

Adam is about to walk down the isle in a nice white wedding robe, Sera walking him down, and then he's faced with this giant unit of angelic steel and wondering where tf is Micheal but as soon as they are face to face, Micheal takes off his helmet and his head is comically smaller in comparison to what he's wearing

💀💀💀

Bros trolling on his own wedding no way.

Adam would find it funny though, he'd laugh so hard, he has tears in his eyes, growing a six pack and the flowers he was holding would get crushed.

And Michael just watching, standing there in his weirdo ahh get-up, and a poker face, internally his like 'made wife happy'

#guitarhero

[ironbatpaperturtle]

I can't wait for part 5 of time travel au to come out!

Ty for enjoying 🤧😭💗

I've written some dialogue whenever I take breaks in studying so uhh that's something?

#lol #CHEMISTRY GO EASY ON ME BABE

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Time travel au

What if Lucifer’s original punishment is death like burnt to the sake with Holy fire but instead they decide to thrown him and Lilith to Hell.

But this time the Council decide to kill Lucifer by burning him with holy fire and Lilith is thrown in Hell.

Lilith probably won’t survive in Hell without Lucifer.

When Archangels /Seraphim die they become nebula? A galaxy of stars?

Or maybe Lucifer is reborn as human on Earth but with an angelic soul and with no memories of his past.

:0

That's such a good take anon!

Sadly, I planned for Lucifer to be condemned in Hell. Huhu. This would be interesting though since Charlie won't be introduced and well it'll cause a whole butterfly effect.

#Adam's Time travel era

[ironbatpaperturtle]

1! 2! 3! READY??? MIKU MIKU HOLY BEAAAMMMMMMM

This is the last thing sir pentious sees b4 he dies lol

His death my version

Based off magical cure! Adam def listens to hatsune miku tho he told me himself

I hope no one’s beaten me to the punch yet hhhhh

#EKRKYNJ4NFGNY #How much for a concert ticket 😔

[ironbatpaperturtle]

What’s a brocon?

Basically it's a short term for 'brother complex'

According to Urban dictionary brocon is "someone who enjoys fictional (typically anime) depictions of incest involving brothers. Can be sister x brother or brother x brother but not sister x sister (that would be siscon)" (1)

Another term was coined in Wikipedia which states that " a state of strong attachment and obsession to brothers" (2)

so yeah . . .

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Hi! I have a lil au idea for you! Pretty much my first idea for Adam and Michael. Get the popcorn 'cause this is gonna be long.

Lucifer and Michael were quite invested in the two humans. Lucifer kept drooling over Lilith but Michael was the opposite. Something about Lilith's attitude just pissed him off. She was quite arrogant and bossy, always shooing his lover away or ordering him around to make him go away then telling Lucifer something else. Adam from the first moment adored Michael and Lucifer but Lilith also hated Michael.

Michael once made the mistake of calling Lilith out on her behaviour. A fight between Lucifer and Michael broke out. Fortunately it was broken up by Sera and no one got seriously hurt. Adam tried to ignore all the things Michael said but some things started to click. Adam distanced himself from Lilith and Lucifer.

Michael got punished, worsening his punishment by arguing with the elders about Lilith. He felt betrayed. They used to stand by him. They used to trust him but now, things are changing. Michael started to leave his office less and less 'til another fight broke out between Michael and Sera. Michael ended up leaving to the garden to meet Adam again. Adam told him that Lucifer told him that he is getting a new wife. A woman named "Eve". Michael was surprised. No one even told him about it. Lucifer and Lilith in the meantime are living their best lives in the garden. Eve was created and Adam hell for her like no other. He was finally happy.

Lilith got jealous and asked Luci to help him.

A couple of days went by and Adam was going to his lover with Michael to introduce him to her. They've found Eve but...she was on top of Lucifer, both of them red in the face. Michael was furious with his brother.

Eve tried to explain but all Adam said to her was "You're just like her" then ran away from the scene. Michael asked Lucifer if he was proud of himself but before Lucifer could answer, his brother was already gone.

Michael went after Adam and had an idea on the way. Maybe he could help Adam get revenge. Michael forged up an idea to manipulate Eve into eating the apple.

They did just that. Lilith got curious after seeing Eve's change in personality and ate the apple as well.

The elder angels found out and banished Eve and Lilith onto Earth, giving them help to create humanity on their own but other than that, they were on their own.

Michael and Adam were banished to hell for what they've done.

A long time later, Adam and Michael had a daughter, Charlie...

Ik it's just a swap au but it's kinda fun. I haven't yes Adam AND Michael in the places of Lucifer and Lilith yet.

Have a rose for reading all this:🌹

DUDE I SWEAR I READ THIS LIKE THREEE TIMES ALREADY I’m such a sucker for swap au and let me tell u this is the type of fic I’d read omygod lsbelwbdwñeb 💖💖💖

I love the idea that initially Lilith would hate Michael but eventually grow to like him once Adam deals settles in heaven (so not only Adam speaks of him but she has to meet up with him in the meetings so she eventually starts developing feelings for the king of hell), so in the exterminations maybe she’s the leader of the exterminators now? And she’d go there and try provoking Michael and flirting but Michael is so down bad for Adam he doesn’t even bat an eye!

Lucifer is literally being cucked as a great karma for what he did to Adam in this au! Like, Lilith is no longer in love with him but uses him to hold power in heaven (she literally picked Eve over him back in the garden). She also flirts with Adam at his arrival albdwlsbwlw at first it was just to be a bitch to him but eventually she genuinely wanted to score him. (but ofc Adam was only annoyed by her advances.)

Adam deal has something to do to protect his family so he’s forced to be up there but he’s still madly in love with Michael, though, he’s also force to be around Lucifer a lot more (the angel would look for him, *cough cough* he’s enthralled by the first man. Also bc this is kinda of a great excuse for him to speak with his brother which he misses to inform him of Adam’s doings.) Adam is not allowed to be with Michael, speak with his daughter or in hell unfortunately.

Eve whereabouts still remains a mystery (but Adam knows where she is. I feel they somehow made up at some point and are acquaintances at the very least.)

And I feel Michael’s way of dealing with his depression unlike Lucifer’s who tries to avoid his responsibilities and locks himself away, Michael will indulge with them and even add more to the pile, working nonstop. Shutting himself in his office (instead of workshop) and be like this workaholic king who shuts down any possibility of distractions and family time (poor Charlie…) he may even do the opposite of Lucifer who was always hiding in his castle, while Michael would rarely ever be home! Like traveling through all rings dealing with deals, meetings and all that stuff.

Either way I NEED MORE OF THIS OMYGOD 🔥🔥💖

#guitarhero #OWSHIEE BANGER

[ironbatpaperturtle]

Born to be a hater, forced to be a pacifist 😔

Bruh sometimes the mask gotta slip off

Bruh this is my first animatic WHAT???

Again based off ironbatpaperturtle’s time travel au that thing got me in a chokehold

Technically this would be in the context Lilith and Lucifer being found out but that doesn’t fit with the story so let’s pretend it’s somewhere sometime when mkay?

#guitarhero #I knew Adam was a gosspier!! #QUEEN SHIT

[ironbatpaperturtle]

PT 4: Time travel AU

Adam smirked watching as Eve held the staff with confidence. The supposed callouses on her hand from wielding the weapon remains undetected. Adam would have to thank Eden for the immediate regeneration and the 'no concept of pain'.

It helped when they'd spare and Adam accidentally gets carried away, resulting in cuts and bruises littering Eve's freckled skin. Adam thinks that he should feel guilty. But honestly? Earth was unforgiving.

The animals that used snuggle up to them in Eden turned bloodthirsty, illneses everyday, fuck-ass vicious weather, poisonous food. Point is . You won't get out of it unscratched.

He'll make it that if she ever chooses free will over him then she'd thrive. Even if she ends up hating him for leaving her. It doesn't matter. Adam deserves to live a lavish life. Everyone else are just piles of shit Adam needs to overcome.

Speaking of shit, Adam can feel the gaze of a specific piece of shit from the trees. He's been extra sticky today, really, genuinely, like a pile of hardened shit that got stuck in between the cracks of a shoe.

How many times has he said shit?

"Eve, sweetie, come here" Adam hummed, Eve, ever the submissive wife, placed the staff down and stood next to Adam. The cuts she recently developed quickly fading away.

"You go get us some pears and berries, I'll clean up" Eve nodded at the order, walking away, but not before kissing Adam on the cheek. He watched as she went through the trees.

Once out of sight Adam's gaze shifted, his eyes narrowing as he locked onto the hiding snake. There it was, coiled in the shadows, with its slithering, slimy presence. Nasty

What Adam would trade for a day of normalicy. Fucking cunt has been on their necks for a while, 3 times he'd try to tattle on Adam, none obviously succesful since he's still in Eden kicking ass with Eve.

____

"Fuck" Adam silently cursed watching as Eve played with the lion instead of hitting its weak spots like Adam's taught her. The other lion Adam used as an example layed immobalized beneath his feet.

He sighed and crouched down to hit the lion's pressure spots. The lion, Lyah, shook herself out of the trance, pacing in circles to move her limbs before climbing on top of Adam to lick his face.

Adam crouched down, barely stopping the lion from licking him "Sorry, girl," his face was practically covered in sticky lion saliva.

Lyah, seemed utterly unfazed by the mess and instead, continued to loll her tongue out happily.

"Okay okay I get it" Adam giggled, well not giggled, snorted. Wiping the excess saliva from his face, he gently pat Lyah's head. Despite the unexpected shower of affection, Adam's really glad that the animals aren't jumping on him for the sole prospect of eating him.

"Adam"

Show time bitch. Adam turned to Michael, presenting a grin, behind Michael was a bunch of citrus trees. Adam could spot a cockatiel sitting ontop them. And Adam would bet his balls that it's Lucifer.

"Michael I've discovered something about lions!" Adam waved him over waiting for Michael to crouch down, shamelessly he took Michael's ungloved (thank god) hand using it to rub Lyah's stomach

"It's so soft and smooth but a different kind of smooth" Adam didn't forget to make his voice high pitched, like a kid making an obvious observation.

Adam noted at how Eve watched them in wonder. Manipulation at its finest babe

"And now touch me" okay well . . . just ignore that

He led Michael's hand to his chest, intently watcing as the angels poker face cracked, barely, still a win. Good, Lucifer probably said something abput Adam paralyzing the lion, he could work with this, he could fake this.

"Do you feel the difference?" Adam hummed keeping his voice low, dragging the hands that were directly on his chest to the underside, the angels thumb almost in-contact with the first mans nipple.

". . .Yes"

"Good" Adam directed Michaels hand back to Lyah, this time he made it go from the stomach to her head

"Her hair's completely different from mine and Eve's!" from the corner of his eye he could see Eve twiddling with her hair, following the observations.

"Feel me again!" again ignore that

The angels left hand was back too pressing itself on Adam's chest, his right hand was on Adam's hair, their hands intertwined.

"Feel the difference again?" hushed and low, added with a tilted head. At such a small distance Adam could see how the stars below the angels eye and forehead glowed blue, weird wasnt it usually yellow? Is that how they blush?

". . . Yes"

Adam grinned, well internally grinned, an evil one too. He knows how much angels get flustered over basic hand holding. The Lucifer he knew certainly was. And it seems like this one was no different.

Silently he made the hands go back to Lyah, sorry girl, hands still interwined he used the angels hands into pressing the pressure points. Lyah, who was basking from the affection froze, immobalized.

"And when I press here they also go like this!" Eugh, how long does Adam have to keep pretending, shits turning stale real fast.

Michael didn't react to the lion he immobalized. The stars dotted on his face were still blue, eyes intently where Adams hands were.

Now Adam wasn't a psychic, he can't read peoples mind, totally cool if he could though. But he knows that Lucifer's 'accusations' were already squashed, he also knows that behind him, where the citrus trees lay, was Lucifer shit talking him.

And Adam's proffecient in shit talking. A whole PhD or whatever the humans coined in the future, err, past. Again whatever

The point is, Lucifers ruffling up his already fucked up feathers, shit talking him. And its because Adam's playing buddy buddy with the better brother.

____

Lucifer couldn't believe it, instead of Adam denying the fact that he paralyzed the lion he made it into an accident. A 'happy' accident at that.

His anger was short lived as Adam's new wife, which he totally did not forget about, shouted. Asking for Adam to let her touch his chest too. Something Lucifer choose to ignore in favor of glaring at how Adam gently smiled at her.

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Lucifer, with a tired sigh and a roll of his shoulder, shifted back to his form. He'd rather go back outside Eden before he gets another look of dissapointment from Michael, or a scolding from Sera.

Banishment from Eden wasn't bad, Lucifer could still sneak in. His access to Heaven was still granted. And well, he still has

"Lucifer"

"Lilith" Lucifer called out with sigh flying towards Lilith, using his arms and wings to hold her.

"Were you able to expose Adam?"

"Ah. . . no he keeps" outsmarting me "he's charming my brother and Sera"

Liliths hold on Lucifer tigthened "I see, well, its not your fault. Sooner or later Adam would crack, especially if he doesn't have a companion"

Oh right, Lucifer was so distracted by Adam that he completely forgot. Shifting his wings he carefully let go of Lilith.

"Actually, Adam has a new wife"

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#hastagCringe #me: I thought you said you'll work extra hard to the point you get flustered? #Also me: I said that? #no but genuinely I wanted them to be soo sweet or well unintentionally sweet but now it's just mehh #Maybe its just my standards but how I wrote it was lowkey mid #I was never much of a fluff person anyways #I tend to read those instead #Adam's Time travel era #guitarhero #did I like this? no but do I hate it? also no #so its a win-win #okay so you guys wont be able to see me for atleast a couple of days #or a week since I need to study dont miss me too much