elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr
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“I am both worse and better than you thought.”
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath
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popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout
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The complete 180 that 911 tumblr fans have made, simping over a man who has had 30 minutes of screentime, is wild. Like, yes, you can "ship" who you want and yeah, it's great that Buck finally had his coming out moment but be serious. Tagging the actors and shitting on those who are excited but hopeful about Buddie is weird behavior. Try to be somewhat normal about this.
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like i've said it before and i'll end up saying it again but harassing celebrities on instagram bc they haven't said exactly what you wanted them to say about a humanitarian crisis
is not activism
is just performative bullshit
makes you look like a dick and harms the optics of your movement
derails the conversation to be about your celebrity of choice and not the cause you're yelling at them about
is often rooted in bigotry, especially with regards to putting a disproportionate amount of pressure on poc to comment on social issues that they are not experts in just because they are poc
creates a false sense of having done good and perpetuates the idea that you don't need to do any actual work to help people in crisis as long as you've yelled at folks for thoughtcrime on the internet
does not help anybody except yourself, you selfish little shit
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Ohio Total Solar Eclipse
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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
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i am going to wake up from this nap on time and feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time
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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate
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