A distant relative of mind came to vist my mother and kind of... died? like he came to Gotham and just straight up got murdered? It's a bit embarrassing to be honest-
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I've recently adopted the saying 'that is so gotham' for everytime something strange or weird happens and I strongly encourage you all to make it a thing
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just when I think our city might be getting better they pull shit like this-
Everyday I wake up and remember than Gotham PD did a meme campaign instead of solving crime
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The power went out AND ITS COLDER THEN JACK FROSTS LEFT TIT IN HERE
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My friends staying the night and the way they're breathing makes them sound fucking possessed. Send help
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Once again, Jeremy was sick of our shit and did the only thing he could think of-
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I'm hearing scary noises from the appartment below mine so if I die just know I loved you all
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My little Devil in disguise
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How does Gotham have so many stray cats? Like walking down the street I have to physically fight the urge to keep them all
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So I got caught in a bank robbery today-
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a sample from my last photoshoot with model Jessie Newfeld
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I think I just ran into the Riddler at my favorite diner-
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I made Paprika a salad, sadly I don't think she likes it :(
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Watching horror movies is the absolute worst thing you can do while living alone in the not-so-great part of gotham at night
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The key broke in the lock and the landlord said it wasn't her problem. We're climbing 5 stories.
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Almost got mugged 🤪✌
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Guess who's ready for Halloween?
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