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lmao

every single criminal minds episode

prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend

reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia 

hotch: sorry guys, we have a case

prentiss: uch

jj: seven women were found dismembered 

Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????

hotch: wheels up in twenty

*at local police precinct*

officer: thanks for coming to help out

Morgan: no problem

prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–

all: SEXUAL SADIST

hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile

jj: white male

reid: late twenties to early thirties

Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation

hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life

*in serial killer’s lair*

serial killer: I love you

woman: we just met

serial killer: STAB STAB STAB

*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*

Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl

Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street

Morgan: you’re a miracle worker

Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work

Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*

*back at serial killer lair*

serial killer: *about to kill woman*

all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP

serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*

prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl

serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*

voiceover: *obscure quote*

*back on plane*

reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart

all: *laughing* Reid 

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Paid Leave or Honey Moon?

Hotchreid on vacation

#criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #hotchreid #heid

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this is canon

spencer: oh my god

spencer: you broke emily

derek: what do we do??

aaron: *speechless*

emily: *crying*

penelope: i just let her listen to taylor swift

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Reid:*has just picked up another cup, sipped, and shows it around like a lab sample* Most people consider excessive coffee take-in as an unhealthy habit but the fact is only 8% of coffee drinkers are diagnosed with heart diseases related which is much more lower than the risk of sudden death caused by overworking in USA. Actually, I have done some extra research when I was in college on coffee consumption culture and its rather interesting that I found out...

Everyone: STOP IT PLEASE

Reid: OK coffee is my life

POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor: the amount of coffee you drink is excessive

Hotch *casually sipping from the thermos he brought with him*: i believe the word you’re looking for is ‘necessary’

Rossi *too tired to process what the doctor said bc he hasn’t had his coffee yet*: it’s pronounced ‘espresso’, there’s no x and it’s different than coffee

Emily *has been running purely on caffeine for the last 72 hours*: i am making caffeine my bitch and it’s working, leave me alone

part 1/?

#spencer reid #criminal minds

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this is so good im crying

HotchReid the narcissist conversation

By the time of season 2, Hotch and Haley's fights had been a regular thing. Jack's one then, they started to need more bonding activities for the kid besides eating and bathing. Meanwhile, the team was struggling after the fisher king case.

Hotch and Reid had always hit off since the beginning. He was Spencer's mentor, senior, role model in many perspectives. But they also shared dry humor, nerd culture, old souls, and just overall respect and admiration for each other. That led to the many many debates and arguments just for the sake of knowledge and entertainment between them.

In one of the fights, Haley accidently called Hotch a narcissistic because his devote for the job and the title hero (she later then apologized because we all said horrible things in a fight, but the deed was done).

He couldn't let it go and it came up in a psychology discussion with Reid. He didn't out right say it, but Spencer could read between the lines that Hotch was seriously considered he was saving people for his own ego.

To Reid, Hotch was one of the most selfless people he'd ever known including Marie Curie. He just went out of his way, using all the data, statistics, observations, interactions he had of the man to defend Hotch against, well Hotch (he was too angry to track down where this thought had came from). He even dared to bring up the religious household and bottomline abusive childhood due to the outburst emotion. He did that with such passion, anger, and protectiveness Hotch had never witnessed in the past 5 years they'd worked together. Remember in the early seasons, Reid always approached the victims and suspects with this soft young innocent kind way of his, not the passive aggressive and confidence he's gained within the next years.

So at this point their relationship was still platonic and professional with a healthy dose of trust and connection. Therefore, they both was surprised by the blatant deep adoration Spencer just showed. While Hotch didn't know what to do with the butterflies set free in his stomach, Reid was confused and embarrassed. Let's say it's a strangely important moment for both of them. And that's how Reid was so sure Hotch would remember it and get his message. All that trust and hope ended up with the shortest hug Reid has had with the team throughout the 15 seasons but also the first he initiated.

"I knew you would understand."

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ohhhh

#interesting

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kinda like the situation emily was in and her relationship with the team when she first came to BAU

kirsten and aj inviting paget to brunch after her first table read🥺

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i love this😭

bau team wearing sunglasses

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Love forever. best of best

The only hug to ever exist

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Hotchreid Imaginations behind CM 5x21

One of my favorite episodes. Hotch looks gorgeous in his casual clothes. What impresses me most is Hotch and Reid coming to the unsub's home questioning his family. Their tone and aura are soooo identical which coincidentally fits the theory that couples will get more alike and harmonious after having sex. Can't help thinking of an out-of-office BAU case that fits The snowstorm villa model. Facing a bunch of unsolved mysteries in a small village, the BAU team is asked to investigate into local serial murders. No signals and isolated from the urban areas, the team has to stay in the local inn or cabin in woods or something. It doesn't necessarily have to be only 4 rooms available. When night falls everything becomes unpredictable and crimes begin. Everyone is well settled in their room the first night, however all bothered by the case and the terrifying atmosphere somehow disturbs their mood. The one blank page in the profile theory makes Dr Reid upset, anxiously biting his nails at the same time his mind highly operating and functioning. Unit chief Aaron Hotchner tries to link the clues and pictures of crime scenes are spread out on his neat bed. Neither has a slightest feeling of being sleepy. At some specific moment one of them knocks on the other's door. The next morning no new victims but something has changed. One room was available last night and one was within two FBI agents. Dr Reid is specially tensed, frequently touching his hair and scratching his chin. Seems like everyone is having butterflies in their stomach. Have they find out something unusual? After all, his colleagues are some most elite observers in America. Is Hotch suggesting something that happened last night when he gives ambiguous eye contacts and vague glances time to time? Hundreds of thoughts are getting Reid eaten. He carefully avoid straight body touches with Hotch in case he would show nervousness(which is quite deliberate to his co-workers.)

#hotchreid #criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #heid

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reviewing my likes and still want to reblog this one..jesus how accurate the wording!cant express how i resonate with the part explaining subtle difference between their staring to each other.'finding'&'being aware'&'knowing' result from Hotch's superior identity and older age,his life experience and maturity as a man and he CARES so much about Reid.'find' means only he can enter his world.while 'looking for' is like laying more emphasis on the process of Reid exploring his boss with curiosity,he tries to 'read' Hotch and desires Hotch's approval.also his genius brain thinking in a distinctive way gives him privilage to understand Hotch in an unprecedented way.It's like Hotch knows Reid in a way nobody has the ability to do so,while Reid knows Hotch in a way nobody has ever thought of.

thinking about hotch and reid and how much they stare. like...they are constantly staring at one another. hotch is always finding reid, always so aware of him. he knows his tells, knows what he's feeling without him ever having to say. reid is always looking for hotch. constantly seeking approval. reading him and knowing him in a way no one else does. thinking about hotch and reid and how much they stare.

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amazing sketch with sophisticated and solid strokes!!!love the obvious sexual tension and subtle gravity between them.brainy as the new sexy still applies^^such matched couple just like 2 sides of a coin awww

just practice for me

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On the Jet

I've always been thinking of a romantic and cozy scene, normally after BAU working out a case, Hotch and Reid would sit together on the jet. Our unit chief would open a book in the so-called 'couple reading' that Dr. Reid recommended and asked him to share opinions on it last night. Reid was too tired to keep awake as Hotch interrupted his coffee abuse for now. Reid lay down on Hotch's lap and was between the mood of sound sleep and observing his boss secretly.

The second piece is some lovely casual daily.

both by an artist I invited to draw out my ideas about Hotchreid. personal commission art sharing with hotchreid girls☺likes,reblogs and comments are warmly welcomed but no extra use please.

#hotchreid #spencer reid #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x spencer reid

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tru

The difference between Gideon, Hotch and Rossi and their team of BAU profiler children.

The BAU team in an SUV with Gideon: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Gideon: No. There’s food at home.

The BAU team: I hate this fucking family.

The BAU team in an SUV with Hotch: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Hotch: *pulls into drive-thru*

The BAU team: *cheers*

Hotch: One black coffee please.

The BAU team in an SUV with Rossi: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Rossi: *ready to buy them the entire menu* McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

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that's what exactly i was thinking!

It's kinda funny to me that just after they got out of a dangerous situation in 3x14 (with Hardwick), Hotch just started to talk about his ruined marriage to Spencer out of the blue

like what is he supposed to say to that, Hotch? Like what do u want him to do ksnfkskdks I know the rest of that trip was mad uncomfortable.

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"My wife wants me to sign the divorce papers."

"...I uh, wow... that sucks..."