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I’m reading a book about people solving a murder and shit and naturally the author sees it fit to stick a paragraph about the lead male (and obvious love interest cause we can’t have literature without people banging) SUCKING ON THE LEAD FEMALES TOES. ✋🏻😭 I’m not here to shame if that’s your thing BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MURDER INVESTIGATION??? Babes be so for fucking real right now.

#I h8 reading sometimes

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I’ve gone nearly six years without getting the flu and was given it by my own mother ✋🏻😭 bitches do be praying on your downfall huh

#it’s late and I’m delirious #I just want to sleep but I can’t breathe out my nose and mouth breathing is my biggest ick #someone either rub my head or put me down 😭

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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

#their *spoiled youngest daughter 😈

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It’s okay. This us now ^

i'll have you all know that if i lose my 50/50 for navia it's all wren's fault 😔✋🏻

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I DIDNT MEAN IT ✋🏻😭

i'll have you all know that if i lose my 50/50 for navia it's all wren's fault 😔✋🏻

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Besties sound off!!! I’m looking to expand my diet and what I eat in a day (currently it’s atrocious and consists of mainly chocolate milk and crackers) sooo who wants to tell me their favorite dishes and maybe I’ll try them out?! The only stipulation is no onions pls I’m v allergic and epi pens are too expensive ✋🏻😭

#wren eats! #adult meals for once!

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Playing Genshin makes me realize how little information I’m able to retain if I don’t pester someone to explain it a million times skdkdk

i realized just how much of a genshin encyclopedia i've become since i also have completed every single available quest in game up to patch 4.2 😭

#I’m very grateful to have encyclopedia Julia as my bestie 😌

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The Renee Rapp chokehold is real with this one ✋🏻😭

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I love you Crunchyroll and I love your dedication to encouraging me to learn another language but please stop playing dubbed shows automatically in different languages ✋🏻😭😭

#yesterday was Spanish #today is Hindi #Crunchyroll I am a dumb girlie I don’t know these things

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So fun of my tv to randomly autoplay only Spanish dubs of shows I’m trying to watch ✋🏻😭

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#the Disney remake of rapunzel Tangled 😌

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Besties break out of teyvat together 😌💖

nothing better than doing co-op with the bestie @inthehytes 🥰

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It’s true 😌! See below:

ngl if we play the same game and you need help, i’m so the friend that will create a spreadsheet to analyze the problem or spend time coming up with a solution to make sure we can figure what to do together 😭✋🏻

#Julia is the best helper #she is 1000% the reason I got so far in Genshin in such a short amount of time #also I’ve just earned the promotion to her teaching assistant so we’re kinda like the Genshin dream team

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APPARENTLY kissing for 15 minutes decreases your stress level so all i'm saying is of anyone has a spare 15 minutes come over

#ive got lip balm if anyone needs it 😌

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Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

#Minnesota salads that aren’t really salads

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Man, so sorry for your loss. I'll give my little furbaby a hug for you. I hope your girl gets all the treats on the rainbow bridge

Thank you pal <3