𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. ( 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐓. 𝟏 )
i got a request and i listened to an alarming number of "royalcore" playlists on spot.ify and i tried researching knights and royalty and it just got me confused and stressed out, so historians, pls look away, i'm here for the protective and occasionally pining vibes of "the monarch and their knight" vibes!! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!! i have two more royally vibing lists in the works!! and i may edit this list to add more in the future, as i have already done with other meme lists!
FROM THE KNIGHT.
" i was not asked nor ordered to take up this post, my king/queen/liege. i volunteered for the job. "
" i swore an oath to protect your life before any other, including my own, your majesty. it is an oath i am honoured to keep. "
" don't be alarmed, your majesty. i oversaw the preparation of your meal myself, and tasted the wine from a separate glass. it is both safe and delicious. "
" stay in the carriage, sire/ma'am/my liege. a fallen tree blocks our path, and i wish to secure the perimeter before we disembark to remove it. "
" sleep well, your majesty. i shall keep watch outside your chamber door tonight. you will be quite safe, i assure you. "
" your majesty! my apologies... you startled me. i did not expect you to be awake so late. is something wrong? "
" perhaps... perhaps it might be wise for me to teach you the correct ways of using a sword, your majesty? "
" i am marked down for the final jousting tournaments tomorrow. if anything happens, rest assured; i have chosen a most worthy candidate to replace me in my role in the event of my demise. "
" do not fear, my king/queen/liege. i will die before i allow any harm to befall you. and i do not intend to die tonight. "
" please, my liege. take my armour; let me strap you in. now. you must not, under any circumstances, remove this armour until you are safely within the castle walls. stay close. and pull the visor of the helmet down... good. everything will be well. i promise. "
" your majesty, i have come bearing news. i have decided to resign from my post as knight. i will remain until a satisfactorily excellent replacement has been chosen, and then i shall be leaving. "
" you seem unaware of your importance, my liege. your value far exceeds my own. "
" it is a mere scratch, your majesty. a reminder of my inexcusable failure, and the closeness to which this kingdom came to losing you. "
" you may be the first monarch i ever felt proud to protect. "
" your majesty. your majesty, wake up! we must leave, and fast. where is your cloak? the carriage is waiting, we must hurry... "
" make haste! the enemy has breached the gate; and i won't let them harm you, my liege. not while there is air in my lungs. "
" do not fear, your majesty. this is the fastest horse in the stables. you must head for the forest; i'll fend the enemies off until i know you're safely away. "
" your majesty? were you worried for me? "
" i must warn you, my king/queen/liege, these parts are not safe for anyone, let alone a member of royalty. "
" my king/queen/liege, permission to speak freely? "
" trust and ease are things i sacrifice gladly to guard your life well, your majesty. "
" with the greatest respect, you should not go alone. i can accompany you. i assure you, you won't even know that i'm there. "
" knights have a code, your majesty. and to feel the way that i feel for you... it goes against that code. against everything we stand for. in all ways. "
" should this be the last time we meet, my king/queen/liege, please know... you must know, it was my greatest pride and privilege to be your knight. "
" if i may be so bold... i do not think i would much enjoy a royal life. the weight of the crown seems too great a burden. "
" be calm, my king/queen/liege. my finest armor is polished and ready for tonight's festivities. i shall be by your side all night. "
" my king/queen/liege, you look uneasy... has something happened? are you unwell? where is your luncheon? i'll send for the doctor right away... "
FROM THE ROYALS.
" ah! you must be the new knight! do tell, what is your name? "
" i trust your word above all else. you may always offer your consult on these matters. so, please. what is on your mind? "
" i am with you far more than i am with my own betrothed, of late! people shall talk... "
" due to recent tensions between other kingdoms and our own, it has been decided that i will be requiring a personal guard. and i have chosen you. "
" what made you decided to become a knight? "
" i do not need a nanny! least of all when i am merely going to my own chambers! "
" perhaps you could teach me how to wield a sword? one must be able to defend one's self, after all. "
" be easy, brave knight... you took many injuries to protect me last night. i insisted the royal doctor tend to you, rather than your fellow knights. you are quite safe; you're in my personal chambers. "
" i very much envy your freedom as a knight. i imagine you must take it for granted. "
" don't go! you just said it wasn't safe out there! as you are responsible for my personal safety, surely you should stay with me? "
" do not let the fine food and beautiful clothing fool you, knight. a golden cage is still a cage, even with a crown atop it. "
" it is alright. i am merely ill, my knight; there was no poison. "
" i know you better than i know the crowned stranger who decided i was to marry them. how sad is that? "
" i wish to travel to the neighbouring kingdoms. you shall join me, good knight. "
" please, kind knight... do not let me eat alone. my betrothed does that to me already. i do crave some company... "
" my knight... i fear that i have made my most gravest mistake. i have fallen into a trap of my own creation. i have fallen in love with you. "
" you are wounded! sit. sit! as your king/queen/monarch, i command you, sit and let me tend to your wounds! "
" good knight, i do not believe i have ever had the pleasure of seeing you without your armour on... it is a most welcome change. "
" my marriage, it... it is a lie, it is little more than business. i feel nothing for them, my knight, not like what i feel for you! "
" this castle is suffocating... please, may i... may we go to your favorite place? a place you might go to be alone? "
" so many despise the crown. yourself included, i expect. i certainly understand; i feel the same way. so why become a knight who is sworn to defend and protect it? "
" could we just be ordinary townspeople for a day? "
" you presume too much, knight! just because my struggles are not the same as yours, does not render them non-existent! "
" my life is no more important than yours, nor anyone else's. do not think otherwise. "
" you think i would not give my life for you just as easily as you would give yours for mine? "
" it kills me, that as king/queen/monarch, i cannot choose to wed my true love. i cannot choose my knight. i cannot choose you. "
" no! i will not abandon you, my knight, so do not ask it of me again! "
" you seem shocked... surely you did not expect me to abandon the fate of my knight to the hands of chance and the enemy? of course i came back for you. "
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quotes from tabletop games, part i. thank you to whomever decided in the first game i was in to start collecting quotes being said during the table—here’s a sentence meme featuring 100 sentences that have been said out loud or written down during various tabletop roleplaying games i’ve acted as a game master for, or in conversations surrounding it. sentences edited to fit written roleplay better. it’s a mixed bag, y’all. tw: implied sexual content and jokes, death and violence mentions.
❝ holy shit, /i’m/ the professional in this situation. ❞
❝ i don’t think there’s a lot of water in her birth chart. ❞
❝ you know how much I love goading you into bad decisions. ❞
❝ [i/you] did faceplant. ❞
❝ i hope you know this is all your fault, [name]. ❞
❝ wouldn’t it be nice if you could bite it back? ❞
❝ [person] could’ve bonked the knob to death. ❞
❝ a little bit of making out in the cupboard is not a security threat. ❞
❝ no-one else can see it, but [person] is definitely being haunted by an ex-girlfriend. ❞
❝ she’s a new yorker, leave her alone ❞
❝ we’ve all known each other for about four hours and we’re making goblins of ourselves. ❞
❝ you’re laughing! [name] is dead and you’re laughing! ❞
❝ god, what a weird little man! ❞
❝ i don’t speak [fandom/media]. ❞
❝ because, of course, you don’t immediately run out of blood in your head— ❞
Continua a leggere
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Potential Panic Starters
“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”
“Nope! Nope nope nope.”
“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”
“Get me down! Please!”
“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”
“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”
“How are you so calm?!”
“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”
“Don’t. Panic.”
“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”
“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”
“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”
“Help. Help, help help help.“
“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”
“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”
“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”
“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”
“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”
“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”
“Help first, shame lecture later.”
“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”
“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”
“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”
“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”
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prompts that make you go 👀
basically i'm still working and on hiatus and i'm exhausted but i'm also reading books and uhhh. yeah. have some angsty but spicy memes!! basically memes that involve protectiveness and angst and just. a real chance to explore softness and all the emotions. to reverse the roles, just add a + to the end!
[ DROP ] : sender unexpectedly collapses in front of receiver, having suddenly received a serious wound.
[ CARRY ] : having seen the receiver fall to the ground, badly wounded, sender proceeds to scoop them up and carry them to safety.
[ CRADLE ] : sender cradles the injured receiver in their arms as they head for safety.
[ PERSEVERE ] : sender, having received a particularly bad wound, tells receiver they're fine, but ends up collapsing later on.
[ RED ] : having witnessed the receiver get hurt by someone, the sender kills their assailant out of RAGE.
[ PROTECT ] : having witnessed the receiver get hurt by someone, the sender kills their assailant in order to PROTECT them.
[ CHECK-IN ] : after receiver has recovered from their wounds, sender visits them in their sickbed to make sure they're okay.
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