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La Casa de Papel-gifs alphabet challenge ↪ L: Lisbon

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❥     𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

add context   &   change gendered language to your needs .   happy roleplaying !!

“   great .  just  fucking  great .   ” “   any  ideas  on  how  to  get  us  out  of  this  mess ??   ” “   this  is  the  last  time  i  go  anywhere  with  you .   ” “   haven’t  you  done  enough  already ??   ” “   don’t  worry ,   i  have  a  plan .   ” “   well ,   that  didn’t  work .   any  plan  c ,   genius ??   ” “   you  know ,   i  genuinely  don’t  think  this  could  get  any  worse .   ” “   how  did  you  manage  to  do  everything   incorrectly ??   ” “   this  is  wrong .   all  of  this  is  wrong .   ” “   looks  like  we’re  stuck  here .   ” “   admit  it ;   you  have  no  idea  where  you’re  going ,   do  you ??   ” “   we’re  completely  lost .   ” “   of  all  the  people  in  the  world  i  could  end  up  stuck  with  …   ” “   well .   was   this   your  idea  of  a  fun  vacation ??   ” “   how  is  the  tank  almost  empty ??   i  thought  you  said  you  got  gas  before  we  left !!   ” “   there’s  a  gas  station   five  miles  /   eight   kilometers   from  here .   we’re  just  gonna  have  to  push  the  car  there .   ” “   the  good  news  is ,   i  found  someone  who  i  think  can  help  us .   the  bad  news  is ,   i  don’t  think  they  speak   [ language ] .   ” “   thank  god ,   it’s  about  time  you  showed  up  to  help !!   ” “   could  you  run  any  fucking  slower ?!   ” “   i  can’t  get  any  signal  out  here .   ” “   someone  stole  my  fucking  wallet .   ” “   we  are  below  rock  bottom  right  now .   we’re ,  like ,  in  hell .   ” “   are  you  really  just  going  to  leave  me  here ??   ” “   okay ,   you  being  dramatic  is  not  going  to  help  us  find  a  way  to  fix  this .   ” “   are  you  bleeding ??   ” “   i’ll  try  to  find  us  somewhere  to  spend  the  night .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what  to  do !!   i’m  not  a  doctor !!   ” “   of  course  this  happens  to  me .  i  can’t  even  be  surprised .   ” “   i  can’t  walk  …  you’re  gonna  have  to  carry  me .   ” “   things  could  always  be  worse .   at  least  you  don’t  have  flesh - eating  bacteria ,   right ??   ” “   don’t  panic ,   but  i’m  pretty  sure  we’re  being  followed .   ” “   maybe  some  music  will  help  you  calm  down .   ” “   my  glasses  are  broken  …   ” “   i  didn’t  have  enough  rocks  to  write  out   ‘ help ’   so  i  just  spelled  out  ‘ hell ’ .   ” “   maybe  we  can  play  a  game  to  pass  the  time  until  someone  notices  we’re  missing .   ” “   okay ,   i  swear  this  is  not  what  it  looks  like .   ” “   there’s  a  killer  storm  going  on  outside ,   so   unless  you  want  to  disappear  under  mysterious  circumstances ,   i  suggest  you  get  comfortable .   ” “   how  long  was  i  out ??   ” “   well ,   at  least  i’m  trapped  here  with  you .   ”

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Plot starters

“Nobody goes there anymore. They say it’s haunted or something.”

“I just found him/her/them like this.” 

“I thought you should be the first to see it.” 

“Tell me you see that as well.”

“Wait, I’m… I feel … Something’s wrong.” 

“Masquerades really don’t work for you, huh?” 

“Is the door locked?” 

“Don’t breathe it in!”

“There it is again! That symbol! I’ve been seeing it everywhere.”

“If you can’t get us out of here, I don’t want to hear it.”

“So, what’re you in for?”

“Get down from there, you’re going to fall!”

"What are they doing? Why are they all doing that?”

“Can you hear me? Listen, you need to stop this!”

“Fight it!”

“There’s a way out this way!” 

“Everyone, evacuate!” 

“I’ve never seen water behave like that.” 

“I know you’re in there. Please.”

“It could have something to do with the garbage chute.”

“I didn’t see what happened, but… they left this.” 

“Somebody just left it on the doorstep. I don’t know what it is.”

“Oh my god, what happened to you? Get inside!”

“Why are you bleeding?!”

“Help me.”

“I’m… bleeding. If you had some way to fix that…?”

“Can you stop running away from everything?!”

“You’re always talking but you never say anything.”

“We’re going to win.”

“I always thought it would be… bigger.”

“I always thought it would be… better.”

“You have no idea what it’s like.”

#( memes. )

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Ghostbusters (1984 Original) Sentence Starters In No Particular Order

Feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“No kiss…?” “What a crime.” “That’s a big twinkie.” “I’d call that a big yes.” “Don’t cross the streams.” “I don’t think you’re crazy.” ”Tell him about the twinkie.” “You actually eat this stuff?” “I’ve quit better jobs than this.” “Back off man, I’m a scientist.” “I blame myself.”   /    “So do I.” “I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.” “And the flowers are still standing!” “Listen… do you smell something?” “You’re more like a game show host.” “Oh my god. Look at all this junk food!” “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!” “You know you don’t act like a scientist.” “We had the tools, and we had the talent!” “Man, the superintendent’s gonna be pissed!” “I’m right in the middle of something, [Name]!” “Oh good, I that makes me feel so much better.” “Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.” “Hey let me in! It’s [Name], somebody let me iiiiiiin!” “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.” “If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!” “[Name] has gone bye-bye. What have you got left?” “There’s definitely a VERY SLIM chance we’ll survive.” “Effect? I’ll tell you what the effect is, it’s pissing me off!” “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it! Let’s do it!” *sarcastically* “That oughta do it. Thanks very much, [Name].” “If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” “If I’m wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly.” “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!” “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad?” “Sorry, [Name], I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.” “Generally you don’t see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance.” “Right. That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks, [Name.]” “Well of course I’m telling the truth! Who would make up a story like that?” “Hehehe! 'Get her!’ That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.’ Very scientific.” “I think we better split up.” / “Good idea. We can do more damage that way.” “I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” “Alright, I’ll go to [Name]’s apartment and check them out. [Pause]. I’ll go check out [Name]’s apartment.” “[Name], this somehow reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Do you remember that?” “I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people… Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.” “I’m gonna take back some of the things I said about you, [Name].” *pulls out a candy bar.* “You… you’ve earned it.”

#( memes. )

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Horror Media (Mostly Movies) Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!

❝ Do you want to see something strange? ❞

❝ Do you want to play a game? ❞

❝ I see dead people. ❞

❝ You’re gonna need a bigger boat! ❞

❝ Do you like scary movies? ❞

❝ Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. ❞

❝ Yes, ooo, ahh, it always starts out that way, and then comes all the running and screaming. ❞

❝ What an excellent day for an exorcism. ❞

❝ They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits ‘em. I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are! ❞

❝ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? ❞

❝ I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them. ❞

❝ Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. ❞

❝ They’re all gonna laugh at you. ❞

❝ Be afraid… Be very afraid. ❞

❝ No one trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired. ❞

❝ Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. ❞

❝ Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! ❞

❝ Get away from her you bitch! ❞

❝ When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. ❞

❝ Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!’ ❞

❝ Have the lambs stopped screaming? ❞

❝ Come play with us, forever, and ever, and ever. ❞

❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞

❝ Smile, you son of a bitch! ❞

❝ At the start I was like 'Oh no, I’m dead’. It’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me. ❞

❝ No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering. ❞

❝ Sometimes dead is better. ❞

❝ People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with. ❞

❝ Meat’s meat, and man’s gotta eat. ❞

❝ It’s alive! ❞

❝ Take her, not me. ❞

❝ In space, no one can hear you scream. ❞

❝ This is not your grave but you are welcome in it. ❞

❝ The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one. ❞

❝ There is more to the darkness than the inability to see. ❞

❝ Nobody gets what they deserve, not in this place, they just get whatever hurts the most. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to be fully consumed by what loves you? ❞

❝ May you find your rest where no shadows are passed, and no eyes see you slumber. ❞

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paula murillo appreciation post, because she’s the smolest bean (◠‿◠✿)

#ft. paula #mirror . #( bb... bb girl )

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itziar ituño as raquel murillo 2/∞

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Raquel Murillo ♡ La Casa de Papel 1x02-1x03

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                                     @hellmersmyopathy​ said: [ SHIELD ]

Her body is tightly pressed against the wall — dirt, marble and glass flying across the air as everything explodes around them. Eyes are tightly shut together, the helmet on her head doing very little to keep her ears from ringing. The whole thing caught her off guard. One minute, they were crawling, so sure of themselves. The next: boom!

Raquel had to admit she had been slow when it came to reacting. Didn't run to jump out of the way in time. But somebody else did. And assured she did as well, in the process.

Who, though?

A few moments pass before things calm down enough for her to be able to turn her head, and her eyes meet Berlin's. She's shocked, to say the least. There's been some tension between her and... well, everybody. She's a former cop, for goodness' sake! But especially with him, as it runs deeper. The (fake) news she gave the go to spread around the worlds around him. The way she so casually spoke about his illness in front of everyone else, when they clearly didn't know. Yeah, it's been rough. The rest eventually warmed up to her, but she's not sure she ever quite got there with him. So this? This feels like him saying he finally accepts her as one of them. She gapes for a second, then nods in an unspoken 'thank you'. ❝ ... are you okay? ❞ she murmured as a quick check up. She'd feel bad had he come out injured because of her. ❝ We have to keep moving. We can't let these motherfuckers slow us down. ❞

#hellmersmyopathy

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                                @gcvernedbalance​ said:  " please... believe me. "

She shouldn't be listening to him. She investigated for one reason, and one reason only -- to find him, and bring him to justice. And, sure, one could say that she's lost her chance. That she's been defeated. But he's kept her alive. And he's talking to her. Desperately. This would be the perfect chance to turn it around on him, and use manipulation to get him to release her: only for her to take him hostage.

Yet, she can't bring herself to do it.

Why?

Because, whether she likes it or not, she's fallen for him. And, as much as she wished it to, nothing has changed that. Not finding out that's been the mastermind of it all along. The guy who spoke to her through a distorted voice, then went on a date an hour later. Not the fact that she's standing there with her hands chained up, either.

... and he has, too. He's had so many chances to kill her. To cut that 'loose thread' off, and keep it from ruining his wonderful plan. He hasn't. He's looked her in the eyes, and affirmed his feelings over and over. Even when she was refusing to listen.

All of which culminated in the kiss: the one that said 'I'm on your side'.

❝ I do. ❞ she whispers, breathlessly, their noses brushing against each other's. She must seem like an idiot, willing to risk everything (her career, her whole life) just for one guy. But something tells her that this time will be worth it. ❝ Sergio, I believe you. ❞ She said, meaningfully. ❝ ... so... so do me the same favour when I say that I want to help you. I'm not against you, anymore. ❞ A whole life dedicating her time to a profession, only to come to the conclusion that maybe they're the bad guys. ❝ I want you to win. And I- ❞ she chuckles, weakly. ❝ ... I want to see their faces when you do. Especially Prieto's. Shit, I can picture it already. ❞

#gcvernedbalance #( hi have some season 2 bbs #i hope this is okay aa )

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                      @torturadcra​ said:  " let me take a look. "

'I won't be back till late' she informed her roommate hours before, with a wag of her eyebrows. Then, she was going off to see this guy she'd been dating for a while now with excitement. Now, that she's back (earlier than expected, since she didn't think she'd be making her way back to their dorm), she's silent. She makes her way in, kicks her heels off, and sort of drops down on the bed -- sitting down at the edge of it, numbly staring down at the floor.

She hasn't even checked if Alicia is asleep, but she hopes she is. She'll notice something is off right off the bat.

She's unfocused, but she hears the rustling of blankets. Then, she sees two feet, moving towards her. Dammit. She didn't want to do this. Not now. She could think of the best excuse, and it still wouldn't work. She can't lie to her. She's at least glad for the darkness around them, as the lamp on top of the nightstand doesn't illuminate that much. ❝ Licia -- ❞ she started, poking at the inside of her cheek with her tongue. She's reached up to cover her eye, almost out of instinct, so the redhead wouldn't catch sight of the big bruise under it. ❝ Promise me you won't freak out, okay? ❞ Oh, but she will. She knows she will. She's come back to her after less serious fights, and she's had to stop her from knocking someone out. She doesn't even wanna think about what she'll do about this. She sighs, moving her hand away, but keeping her sight on the nearest wall; almost ashamed. ❝ ... you were right. He's a dick. Don't worry. I dropped him. ❞

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (𝐏𝐓. 𝟏)

basically, these prompts are random, short, and many of them are delightfully vague so you can deliver a response that could literally be any context, any verse, any setting! i hope y'all enjoy them, drink some water while you send them and reply to them!

" i think we need to talk. "

" try me. "

" you don't know me. "

" i need you. "

" i'm in. "

" what do you want? "

" please... believe me. "

" trust me. "

" thank you. "

" i'm sorry. "

" i got you. "

" why? "

" no. "

" do it. "

" don't do it. "

" say something... "

" what do you want to do? "

" you could stay. if you wanted. "

" what? "

" let me help you. "

" i promise. "

" it's okay. " / " it's not okay. "

" you're okay. " / " you're not okay. "

" i'm okay. " / " i'm not okay. "

" let me take a look. "

" you idiot. "

" you're an asshole. "

" i like you. "

" i hate you. "

" i'm in love with you. "

" i love you. "

" you're not a bad person. "

" don't listen to them. "

" they're idiots. "

" i want to help you. "

" get out. "

" get down! "

" come here. "

" you came back? "

" go away. "

" what are you doing here? "

" leave me alone! "

" marry me. "

" i / you / we have no choice. "

" are you hurt? "

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before the fall:     battle prompts.

“ we can’t save them all! ”

“ come on, quickly! get up! we need to move! ”

“ …we need a diversion. someone needs to go back there, buy the rest of you guys more time… ”

“ no! we’re not leaving you behind! ”

“ i’m out of ammo. ”

“ you’re bleeding… ”

“ i actually can’t believe we did all of that with no casualties! isn’t that amazing? isn’t… [NAME]? ”

“ i can distract them. you get yourself and the others to safety. ”

“ no arguments! we don’t have time! now go! ”“ they still have the prisoners… we can’t abandon them. ”

“ no. not we. i can’t abandon them. you need to escort the others to safety. ”

“ you stubborn jackass, i’m not about to leave you alone out here! ”

“ you forget. we’re a team now. meaning, i watch your back, you watch mine. ”

“ didn’t think i’d leave you behind, now, did you? ”

“ i… i can’t move. i’m stuck. you have to go, you know this. ”

“ shut up! this is my choice, damn you! leave me here, i have my gun, i can buy enough time for you. ”

“ don’t. as always, my darling, time is against us. go. it’s alright. i love you. and i forgive you. ”

“ they’re not going to stop. we need to make our final stand. ”

“ well… if this is my last chance to say it… i love you. ”

“ no! no, get off of me, i’m not leaving them behind! ”

“ i won’t leave you here. i promise. i’m staying with you. ”

“ you know what needs to be done. okay? i know. i know. it’s alright. i’ll be right here with you. but you need to do it now. ”

“ no! i can still save them! ”

“ i’ve lost enough friends today. i’m not losing you, too! ”

“ it’s… it’s just a scratch? ”

“ come on… in what world would i not take a bullet for you? ”

“ you idiot… you… goddamnit, where’s the medic?! ”

“ i… i know this isn’t the right time nor place, but… that was really hot. ”

“ you cannot seriously be flirting with me right now. ”

action prompts.

( as always, “my muse” is the poster of the meme, “your muse” is the muse of the person sending it in, and if you’d like to reverse the roles, add a + to the end! so [ DROP ] + would be my muse collapsing, etc. )

[ DROP ]: your muse collapses with an injury after trying to hide it from my muse.

[ INTERCEPT ]: your muse takes a shot that was meant for my muse.

[ TRAP ]: your muse is captured by the enemy while my muse is in hiding.

[ KISS ]: believing that this is their last time together, your muse pulls my muse in for a passionate kiss before rushing into battle.

[ PULL ]: your muse pulls my muse out of the sight and range of on-coming enemies.

[ SHIELD ]: your muse covers my muse with their body to protect them from an attack.

[ RESCUE ]: your muse arrives at the last minute to pull my muse from the battlefield and into safety.

[ LOVE ]: their final moments believed to be nigh, your muse tells my muse that they love them.

[ TENDER ]: your muse gently begins to bandage my muses injuries on the battlefield.

[ EMBRACE ]: after believing my muse to be dead, your muse sees them alive and well, and races to give them a tight hug.

[ UNLEASH ]: your muse unleashes their power/weapons on the battlefield, resulting in a considerable advantage to their side.

[ WITNESS ]: your muse witnesses my muse unleash their power on the battlefield, resulting in a considerable advantage to their side.

[ FLIRT ]: your muse flirts with my muse while in the middle of a battle.

[ REUNION ]: our muses reunite after the battle, embracing one another and tenderly caring for their wounds.

#memes . #( hehehe feels Correct )

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                                      MY NAME IS LISBOA.

#money heist rp #la casa de papel rp #indie rp #( and... idk what else DKJAKJF ) #( credits for this beautiful promo to the wonderful hellmersmyopathy sMOOCHES )

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Estamos contra las cuerdas, pero todavía no estamos muertos.

Itziar Ituño as Lisboa in La Casa de Papel Parte 5 Volumen 1

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