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{Quotes :Norwegian Wood Haruki Murakami / Sarah Kay}
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apparently if you dont take your meds you feel worse. who knew
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someone, at my apartment for the first time: wheres your bathroom?
me: end of the hall. if you see jeff goldblum, you’re in the right place.
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TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!
LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat
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the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this
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Call her Jesse the way she on my pink man
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Osama bin Laden: I did a thing
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power lines are crushed with the weight of four days of accumulated freezing rain in boucherville near montreal, canada, january 9, 1998
photo by robert laberge, via bbc archives
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