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found a subreddit where people share their tiny fruits

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What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

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I made some blobs for yall

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gonna tell my kids this was bridgerton

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Like obviously there’s going to be some pretty damn negative economic effects to the Suez Canal being blocked off for multiple days in a row, and I don’t want to think about what’s going to happen if any of that cargo is, like… medication or food or other vital supplies.

BUT

The sheer absurdism of the latest crisis is a balm to my soul. I feel like it’s November 6, 2020, again, and I’m checking the computer for election updates only to see the Destiel meltdown, except now I’m trying to see if I can get vaccinated yet and instead it’s just “boat got its dick stuck in the canal wall because it’s too long” and I just have to live with that. Like it’s not a good thing but at least it’s funny.

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Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

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Are you a Dom or sub?

I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin

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sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

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more dots

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a man of Lebanese/Turkish descent on twitter posted a AI-made reconstruction of the face of Jesus and said he looks like family and he’s so right…

here’s the original tweet btw

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You heard it here, having self-confidence and self-love is satanic!!

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you deserve people who listen to you ramble. you deserve people who love it when you’re excited, when you’re happy. you deserve people who check up on you and wish to see you well, people who not only accept you for who you are - but rejoice in it. 

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picture this I’m your wife and you just got home from work and I greet you at the door with a fork full of pasta telling you to try this

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