surgeon: congratulations king charles, after successfully completing surgery, your prostate cancer is gone
king charles: jolly good. but prithee tell, where is my beloved daughter-in-law?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the prostate
3K notes
·
View notes
hold on a second man…
110K notes
·
View notes
Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings
68K notes
·
View notes
"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
42K notes
·
View notes
Robert Wood Lynn, "I Remember You Best as the Man", Mothman Apologia [ID'd]
498 notes
·
View notes
— e.e. cummings, complete poems, 1904-1962
787 notes
·
View notes
good riddance live
202K notes
·
View notes
I think this script sums up the reason I got into the old guard and couldn't get into the avengers/other 'superhero' or action movie teams. And that reason is plain and simply that the old guard look like they do their own vacuuming.
good morning i thought it was going to be something about found family and actually writing relationships between your characters and the easy familiarity between all of them but you know what? you’re fucking Correct
2K notes
·
View notes
#Good for him!!!!!
19K notes
·
View notes
over and over and over and over and over and over
joe & nicky
print available here
3K notes
·
View notes
I 100% thought that Kate was gonna smack the Doctor and instead she just gave him the tightest hug ever. Kate you are the strongest person alive
6K notes
·
View notes