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Karlach, can you please stay in the camp for a while. No reason.

In a second:

#I'm gonna wear it in uni tomorrow #gortnation forever #it was so fucking embarrassing to explain my order for the shop on Etsy #totally worth it #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #lord enver gortash #gortash #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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"Bane's black hand"

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Maybe unpopular opinion but I feel like Durgetash relationship was very sweet and healthy. In a very "let us pretend we're normal and lovable for a moment" kind of way

#let me know if you want to see my vision of it #it's not the only dynamic I enjoy!! #durgetash #gortash x durge #bg3 #bg3 gortash #enver gortash

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Guess who just passed the Machine learning exam motivating themselves to study with

✨ I'm actually helping Gortash to create the Steel Watch✨

#exploit your brainrot while you can #who needs stupid ass real life #gortash #bg3 #enver gortash

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Durge: This soup is too hot.

Gortash: *smirks* You're too hot too, and I eat you every night.

Durge: *blushes*

Ketheric: *closes his eyes, pinches the bridge of his nose as an exhausted sigh leaves him*

Orin: ONE FUCKING DINNER! JUST ONE!!!

Orin:

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I dunno how some mfs don’t get the “Gortash is handsome/charming/endearing” hype as if this ain’t the face of a man who’s overjoyed to show his bestie/crush/lover his lil device even though Durge seen it before pre-memory loss. He doesn’t act all boujee and snarky, on some “but you’ve already seen this” shit. Nah he just wants to share his interests and life with you, he don’t even care that he’s already shown it off 500 times. He is literally back at square one with yall relationship and he doesn’t even care, he’s just tryna make Durge feel welcomed. This man got a sincerity about em istg. If Durge was a worm, he’d still be there

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kind of obsessed with the idea of gortash and durge never being official but gortash still trying to stealthily do things that legitimize the relationship. giving them clothes and jewelry because they should look nice if they're going to be seen with him, giving them a room in his house because they stay late anyway and they need somewhere to keep their new things, commissioning a portrait under the guise of celebrating the impending inauguration, inviting them to events as a part of his retinue. anything that pulls them closer and keeps them there, anything that can make him feel like they belong to him.

bonus points if durge knows exactly what he's doing but doesn't complain because they like it, too.

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There's something so foul and upsetting about the fact that as the dark urge, everyone you meet who knew you before is afraid of you or hates you or calls you a demon...except for Gortash.

He says I missed you. You're a sight for sore eyes.

He says you and I are brilliant. We are brilliant.

He says you and I could do anything together, even the impossible.

He says that he doesn't want to hurt you. He wants to make a divine oath not to hurt you.

He says I liked you.

Just hit me with the goddamn orphic hammer, it'd be far kinder, larian.

Why don't you let the dark urge react to that fucking line also???

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Gortash girlies: "I can make him worse🥰"

Also Gortash girlies: *can't refuse to take a stupid little quest because NPC is gonna be sad. And hate themselves when companions disapprove*

#that's me I am Gortash girlies #gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #bg3 gortash #you're either like that or unhinged to the level where Gort would be the victim

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Gortash, trying to think of a way to spend more time with Durge: Hey uhh your ancestral torture racks are on display in the city. Do you want to go steal them together? 👉👈

And the best part is that this first date went well, according to the Butler's Morning checklist

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Gortash is for former weird kids

And I'm gonna stand for it. Hear me out, check your weird kid playlist and it's gonna be him in 90% of songs.

#YOU UNDERSTAND THE MECHANICAL HANDS ARE THE RULER OF EVERYTHING #gortash #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #bg3 #weird kid

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Best part of Durgetash to me is that according to the "Memoirs by Gortash" chapter 4 outline you can find in his room in Wyrm's Rock, he and Durge were hanging out doing heists even before Bhaal and Bane commanded them to be allies and before Gortash came up with the Absolute plan. Gortash was just a Dead Three cult leader who saw Durge leading their own Dead Three cult and went "same hat?" And offered to help them steal back a bhaalspawn's remains + some torture devices from the House of Wonders purely to make friends.

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It's true, Durge told me

#bg3 gortash #enver gortash #durgetash #And I'm sure he'd be up for any crazy thing you could ask #Whoretash #Sir pls just one step on me

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Nah because I'm into ANY flavour of Durgetash, really.

Freaky, kinky, masochistic, using revivify after sex? Yes, please.

Finding comfort, peace and love they never had before in each other? I'm listening!!

Just silly partners in crime with love/hate relationship? Delicious.

Angsty stuffs? Hell yeah, I love pain. Yes gurl, make Durge truly retrieve memories about Gortash only after killing him😌💅

ALL OF THESE TOGETHER???? I will need to do breathing exercises to not pass out because of how happy I am

#bg3 #Gortash #durge #durgetash #gortash x durge #enver gortash

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there are two durges inside you. one has nasty evil "two feral dogs biting each other" type sex with enver gortash on the regular. the other nearly died when they saw enver smile (evilly) for the first time and wakes up in a cold sweat every night from dreaming about how his hair smells.

both. both are good.

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When hyperfixation temporary upgrades ur art skill for two days>>>

Oh never mind, looked at it after a nap. Whata hell is happening with Gort's left hand 😭 Gonna fix it later

#Bg3 #Gortash #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #durge #gortash x durge #durgetash

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To people who are like "Ahahah Gortash made Absolute describe him as a handsome younger man".

Suppose it's true. Try to think about it for one second. His actual youth was wasted in poverty, torture in the House of Hope and just trying to survive. And maybe, just maybe it's hard to accept that you missed out on some things that everybody else had. Wow, you finally have some peace and stability when you're not that young anymore.

So please let this man rock his emo haircut and edgy outfits like he's 16, omkay?

P.S. He's extremely hot and handsome to me, love every inch of him. And I'll defend him with my life

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Gortash #He' #He's my number 1 in smashability rating #I know I'm delusional but yall bullying him too much