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Laura: Takes me back to when I would stay out all night to avoid my problems.

Laura: But that was last week!

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Amaterasu: Do you really think this plan will work?

Persephone: I don't just think it will, I know it might!

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Cassandra: What is Amaterasu doing now?!

Dionysus: Nothing, she's just standing there.

Cassandra: Ugh, that bugs me so much.

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Cassandra, to Laura and Dio: You think I have an anger problem? Well, I don't. You are both dead to me.

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Woden: How did you get past security?! My fortress is impenetrable!

Persephone: Door was unlocked.

Woden: Son of a BITCH!

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Woden: How did you get past security?! My fortress is impenetrable!

Persephone: Door was unlocked.

Woden: Son of a BITCH!

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #Persephone #woden #source #source: resident alien

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Dionysus: I made you a friendship bracelet.

Baphomet: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Dionysus: You don't have to wear it.

Baphomet: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off!

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Baphomet: [shows up at the Morrigan's concert with her severed head]

Umar: Hey, I know that guy! Hi!

Baphomet: Hi! :)

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Persephone: We already tried it your way.

Cassandra: No we didn't!

Persephone: We tried it in my head. And it didn't work!

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Amaterasu: Alright, we're taking suggestions on how to solve our problem! No bad ideas, go!

Baphomet: Topless car wash!

Amaterasu, writing on a chalk board: "Topless... car-"

Baal: Don't write that down.

Inanna: Amaterasu said there were no bad ideas.

Baal: Well, she was wrong.

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Cassandra, to Laura and Dio: You think I have an anger problem? Well, I don't. You are both dead to me.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Eleanor: Face it, man, we are going to jail. We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues. Here, you can have one of mine. [takes razor blade out from under her tongue]

Umar: How long has that been in there?

Eleanor: Since grade school.

Umar: Yeah, that checks out.

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Cassandra: Laura, do you think I'm too high strung?

Laura: I wouldn't say that you're too high strung, you just are high strung.

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Lucifer, to Cassandra: You think you can bully people, and you can't. I'm the bully around here, ask anyone!

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Cassandra: What is Amaterasu doing now?!

Dionysus: Nothing, she's just standing there.

Cassandra: Ugh, that bugs me so much.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #dionysus #source: bob's burgers

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Amaterasu: Do you really think this plan will work?

Persephone: I don't just think it will, I know it might!

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #amaterasu #Persephone #source: brooklyn nine nine

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[At Woden/David's funeral]

Cassandra: How much have you had to drink?

Jon: [drunk] One dozen beers! But I wrote the gigleography.

Cassandra: The what?

Jon: Urology. Elegy? Eulogish.

Cassandra: You wrote the eulogy.

Jon: That's what I've been saying the whole time ... it's right here. [Pulls out a post-it note.]

Laura: [reading] "David Blake. Am I right?"

Jon: Am I right? Am I right?

#how are you supposed to be normal st the funeral for your subpar dad who for his midlife crisis decided to make you a decapitated robot #with 2 years to live #but somehow you still love him