Apparently mathematicians think I should use the term "large positive integers" and not "big naturals"
Seven of Nine
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I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula, I just want to know who's winning.
Chakotay
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"I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
- Neelix
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Deleted a post that was meant for my personal blog.
But for those who saw it, yes, I oppose the ethnic cleansing and occupation of Palestine.
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Adulting is soup, and I am a fork.
Harry Kim
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I swear I didn't realize it was the day before Threshold day when I posted this. I'd just happening to be watching the Musical Hell episode on the movie version of A Chorus Line and that line from the host jumped out at me.
If that metaphor were any more labored it would be giving birth to triplets.
The EMH
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If that metaphor were any more labored it would be giving birth to triplets.
The EMH
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Chakotay: Ooh, is it my turn to ramble on at length?
Janeway: Sure. Go ahead. This is your wheelhouse more than mine. I'm going to get something with the word 'proof' on the bottle.
Chakotay: Smurfy.
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You are way too flammable to be speaking to me like this.
B'Elanna Torres
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Stupidity is an equal opportunity employer.
Captain Janeway
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I'm nothing if not thorough. Shut up about that time I called The Question a Spider-Man character.
- Harry Kim
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Incorrect Star Trek Voyager Quotes turned 8 today!
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Harry Kim: How did you cope?
B'Elanna Torres: I would sing my favorite song. It's corny, but, it made me feel like I could do anything.
Harry Kim: Please, show me.
B'Elanna Torres: Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come to life...
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Tom: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Chakotay: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
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Doctor, I say this as someone with the 5 hour 30 minute silent Napoleon movie in my collection; you sound like a snobby twat. Variety is the spice of life, watch a Mormon horror movie or some communist porn for fucks sake.
Captain Kathryn Janway
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Chakotay: I’ve hacked into the Hirogen communication network
Janeway, B’Elanna, Harry, and Seven: *looking surprised*
Chakotay: What? I’m smart too, you guys are just show offs.
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