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Sam: "So that's the plan."

Jack: "Are you okay with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean."

Sam: "No, go ahead. I want to hear it."

Jack: "It fucking sucks."

Sam: "Not a constructive criticism, sir."

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Sam: "Where's Vala?"

Daniel: "Well, it is raining. Maybe she melted."

Mitchell: "Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?"

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Jack: *gasps*

Daniel: "What?"

Jack: "What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

Daniel: *inhales*

Sam, in another room with Teal'c: "Do you hear screeching?"

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Sam: "I'm cold."

Jack: "Here, take my jacket."

[meanwhile]

Vala: "I'm cold."

Daniel: "I can't control the weather, Vala."

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Jonas: "What if you press the brake and gas at the same time?"

Teal'c: "The car takes a screenshot."

Jack: "For the last time, get the fuck out!"

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Bill Lee: "Why are you on the floor?"

Daniel: "I'm depressed."

Daniel: "Also I was stabbed, can you get Fraiser?"

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Mitchell: "That's the longest worm I've ever seen."

Sam: "That's a snake."

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Teal'c: "We either die free, or die trying!"

Jack: "Are those the only choices?"

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Sam: "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated."

Daniel: "Killed without hesitation."

Sam: "No."

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Vala: "Must be hard not being able to laugh."

Daniel: "I do have a sense of humor you know."

Vala: "I've never heard you laugh before."

Daniel: "I've never heard you say anything funny."

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Jack, texting Sam: Carter! Help I'm being kidnapped

Sam: Where are you?

Jack: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help

Sam: I'll call Daniel.

Daniel, answering his phone: "Y'ello?"

Sam: "Do you know where the colonel is? He texted me that he was being kidnapped."

Daniel: "Jack? What d'you mean, he's right next to me-"

Daniel:

Daniel: "I'll call you back." *hangs up*

Daniel: "THE HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!"

Jack: "WHO ARE YOU?!"

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Sam: "Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?"

Daniel: "Stop romanticizing the past."

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Sam: "Croissants: dropped"

Teal'c: "Road: works ahead"

Jack: "BBQ sauce: on my titties"

Daniel: "Shavacado: fre"

Jonas: "Miss Keisha: fuckin dead"

Thor:

Thor, grumpy: "I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you."

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Weir: "The commander of the SGC has high duties, yes."

Jonas: "Wait I thought you were the one in command?"

Jack: "She got it on technicality because I was frozen in Antarctica."

Jonas: "Oh well, congratulations."

Jack: "If I'd been here, then I'd..."

Weir: "Burn the place down."

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Vala: "We're having a moment, aren't we?"

Daniel: "If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are."

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Mitchell: "Where do I hide?"

Daniel: "You don't hide. You're the bait. Go act baity."

Mitchell: "What's the plan?"

Sam: "The aliens will attack you."

Mitchell: "And then what?"

Teal'c: "The aliens will kill you."

Sam: "We watch."

Daniel: "We rejoice."

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Jonas: "I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you and you're awesome."

Jack:

Jack: "This is a ten page essay."

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