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Johnny: My book report is about The Little Engine That Could, which is about a little engine that gets attacked by ninjas, but morphs into a snowmobile, and then his robot friends come to help him, and they blow up the Death Star. Mr. Starchman: Very good, Johnny! I'm impressed. Violet: Mr. Starchman, that's not how the story goes. Johnny's compromising the literary integrity of the book! Johnny: Narc...

#original: johnny bravo #pnat #paranatural #johnny #violet #starchman #mr. starchman

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Lisa: *hears knocking on the Barfe's saloon doors* Come in! Ollie: *bursts in* That’s not the password! Collin: *looking at Lisa* WHAT password? Ollie: A-HA! *points at Collin* YOU DON’T KNOW! [He violently tosses Collin out.]

#original: johnny bravo #pnat #paranatural #lisa #ollie #collin #can you knock on saloon doors or does it not really work because the doors swing in

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Sphinx of Games: What are you doing crossing my bridge, children? Didn't you see the signs? They say "Stay out!" Max: No, there are no signs. Sphinx of Games: Shut up, kid, I know there are no signs! Do you have any idea who I am? Max: Uh, cat under a bridge? Sphinx of Games: Of course I'm a cat under a bridge. But I'm not just any cat. I am THE SPHINX OF GAMES, MASTER OF RULES! [Dramatic thunder rolls] Max: Good for you?

#original: johnny bravo #pnat #paranatural #max #sphinx of games #sphinx of rules #At the time he was the Sphinx of Games so I'm putting that in this quote #but idk if I should change any quote with him to Sphinx of Rules? #w/e

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Max: *exasperated by Isaac gushing over Chivalry X Romance instead of helping with an Activity Club mission* Is anime over yet? Isaac: Clarify please? Max: Has it ended? Isaac: Anime is a Japanese animation style that has been used for a very long time, and I doubt it will end any time soon. Max: DARN.

#original: twitter #pnat #paranatural #max #isaac

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Ed: Isaac would love to have spectral energy in the color green. Isaac: I disagree. Ed: I think you mean you "disagreen". Isaac: SHUT UP! Isabel: *dying laughing* Ed: That was like the worst joke I could have made, but at least it made somebody laugh, so therefore it was a good joke.

#original: Party Crashers #original: TCNick 3 #pnat #paranatural #ed #isaac #isabel

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Cody: Maybe I'm not supposed to be a business guy like my dad. Maybe I'm just supposed to get paid for doing nothing. Right Brain Hijack: Like a statue. Left Brain Hijack: Or a senator!

#original: clarence #pnat #paranatural #cody #hijack #right brain hijack #left brain hijack

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Mr. Starchman: Starchman Stars have become more powerful than I ever imagined. And now I'll have to destroy my own creation. Fellow teachers, get some gasoline, we're gonna burn these Stars to the ground! [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School burning down] Mr. Spender: I don't think that's gonna solve anything. We need to flood the market with them! Mr. Starchman: Exactly! We'll flood the school! [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School flooded] Mr. Spender: No, no, no. I mean make so many Starchman Stars that no one will use them anymore. Mr. Starchman: Interesting. And THEN we flood the school. [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School flooded, again] Mr. Spender: No. No, that never happens.

#paranatural #pnat #original: clarence #spender #mr. starchman #starchman

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[Dad Puckett is trying to hint at what he put in Max's birthday present.] Dad Puckett, in the morning: Do you want some HONEY in your tea, Max? Dad Puckett, at noon: You're gonna BEE very surprised by my mystery gift. Dad Puckett, in the afternoon: *in a beekeeper's suit* Hold on, I gotta change out of my bee suit.

#paranatural #pnat #original: clarence #dad puckett #max

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[Fighting off Mayview Academy students on the Jang's turf. Everything is on fire.] Ollie: Why did you start a fire?! Johnny: Mayview Academy students hate fire! Ollie: What? EVERYONE hates fire!

#original: we bare bears #pnat #paranatural #ollie #johnny

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[Chapter 3] Max: I'm potentially wondering if I should join the Activity Club. Isaac: Oh, oh, I know! Isaac: Short answer: Don't. Isaac: Long answer: Do Not.

#original: critcrab #pnat #paranatural #max #isaac

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[During the Mayview Middle School Science Fair, the doors slam open.] Vice Principal DuNacht: Judgment Day! Vice Principal DuNacht: ...I mean, judging time!

#original: summer camp island #pnat #paranatural #vice principal #devilora #I don't remember her tag oh no

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#polls #reblogging for bigger sample size etc etc

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[Isabel is leaving Mayview for a few days to visit family. Ed wants to make a list of things to do with her before she leaves in 10 hours.] Isabel: Ed, it took you an hour to make that list. Ed: Yeah, but, some of them are already done. Heh, see: "Wake up", "Be best friends", "Make this list". [Beat.] Ed: I'm sorry, I'm in denial.

#original: summer camp island #pnat #paranatural #isabel #ed

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Razor Rex: ALL ABOARD THE PHANTOM THREAT AUTHORITY PARTY PARTY BUS! Sister Cat: You said "party" twice. Razor Rex: YOU BET I DID!

#original: big time rush #pnat #paranatural #razor rex #baxter #ms. baxter #sister cat #first razor rex quote dang

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Suzy: Don't say I didn't warn you. Collin: But, you didn't warn me! Suzy: And I told you not to say that!

#original: my gym partner's a monkey #pnat #paranatural #suzy #collin

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Happy Homestuck Day!

This is giving me psychic damage, and I’m inflicting it on you all too.

#happy homestuck day!

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[The Jang tries out for the school play.] Mr. Starchman: Boy, you four sure are good at acting... Mr Starchman: Acting like fools! [They got the parts.]

#paranatural #pnat #original: my gym partner's a monkey #starchman #mr. starchman #johnny #stephen #ollie #rj